August 6, 2009

Death Star Costume, Or, Why I'm Cool Not Drinking Or Talking To Women On Halloween

Filed Under: costume / death star / different strokes for different folks / halloween / halloween came early this year / how are you supposed to hold a drink? / not what I would go as / questionable / sure why not / whatever floats your boat shoots a proton torpedo in your thermal exhaust port / wow

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Wow. That's uh, that's really something. Mind if I punch you in the fa...POW! Haha, I guess not. Uh-oh, here comes another proton torpedo! pew pew! Listen: I'm sorry buddy, but the Dark Side makes me violent. You were gonna kill all those teddy bears!

Death Star Costume Doesn't Take Into Account The Use of Arms [gizmodo]

Thanks to Julian, who's dressing up as Geekologie for Halloween and is gonna get mad laid.