Aug 3 2009Cut Your Nails: Mario & Luigi Tattoos On Feet

Those feet are scary...

is it any concern that his foot has a sink hole?

Wow, right before lunch. Good thing I haven't eaten yet and, now I probably won't.

They look like they're about to fight. He's going to have fun with that.

he could swoop down on a lake and catch a fish with those suckers, damn.

not sexy at all!!

Bet that hurt !

Also............. why ?!

those are some disgusting ass feet!

That's a huge bitch!

Those toe nails are just nasty. Which reminds me...

What is up with women getting pedicures where they ADD fake nails to your toes? Why? Why would you do that? If I have a nail that's even the tiniest bit long, I can't run because it annoys me and I have to immediently cut it.
Sure, I may paint my toe nails from time to time, but in the end, feet are ugly. And long ass toe nails just make the ugliness of feet even more of an eyesore.

Why the hell wouldn't you clean yer feet (and cut yer talons), before someone takes a picture of them which is clearly going to be plastered over the interwebs?

Please explain.

my feet are strong!

That was obviously done with a bunch of sharpie markers.....tattoos lines don't bleed like that, markers do.

TAKE IT DOWN IT'S A FRAUD!

It'll be convenient if anyone ever has to identify his body at the morgue.

gross... and not real tattoos

is that HAIR between the big toe & the index toe!? HORF

Gross :S

http://ubergosh.mybrute.com

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. you can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max was kidnapped and the kidnappers took a ransom picture, and since he smiled, they beat on the soles of his feet to cause pain and make the picture look worse.

Egans man! I Pterydactyl with Mario tattoos?

Quentin Tarantino would like that feet :P

It's too bad we're not seeing his face, I have a feeling those feet belong to this guy

http://www.filmdope.com/Gallery/ActorsV/17582-19636.gif

You know what would be a funny tattoo for under your feet...

Squished animals, like a squirrell or a lizard. No turtles.

Say your'e running along the beach barefoot, someone will see a flash of something under your feet and ask. And then you say....

Oops I ran over a squirrell.

OLD

The goverment has been tasting tattoo and feet like this for years...And if I got a tattoo on my foot it would be on a hand... think about it...

Thats Freak'n NAsty!!!! Gross!

thats smart, put it on the place where it will get worn away the most

it that a bullet wound?

I just died a little inside...

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I know this guy in real life! He's in a wheel chair after an accident, so he can't walk. He decided to get these tattoos on his feet because his feet are usually up in his chair and people will be able to see them.

He's a long-time gamer and wanted to show his appreciation with a tattoo. I think that they're really awesome.

Those are some ugly feet.

Is it just me or does the foot with Mario on it look like it has dimples on the side?

@ 20
Naas,

They could also belong to this douch....

http://www.juggaloworld.net/paintup/J/JawsJuggalo01.jpg

This girl is just plain retarded.... unable to perform routine hygiene, poor choice of tattoo AND the best part of it all would have to be the fact that even on the palm of your hand... a tattoo barely lasts over a year. A tattoo on the sole of your foot? She is going to ruin every pair of white socks she owns and either have them redone every year or let them fade to a disgusting moldy looking blob of filth... which nobody would notice on those claws she calls feet.... Even a Yeti with a foot fetish would pass on those fungal banks...

@32

These are man feet, douchy...

@ everyone saying these are marker drawings..... Do some research on how tattoo ink reacts on palms and feet... color bleeding DOES occur, which is why most people don't get tattoos in these places. 1.) Barely anybody will see them 2.) VERY painful 3.) Start to fade within weeks

@33... So? That changes nothing other than IMO it's even sadder and funnier than I originally thought.

i dont understand why men cant clip their toenails
i see it all the time
especially in the summer when they wear sandals GROTH

also when you wear black socks and your feet perspire you pull off your socks you have a thin film of black lint /fungus underneath your toenails

wash that shit

ALSO ALSO if ur going on a date : dont forget to wash your balls :o)

ALSO ALSO ALSO most girls dont know how to gargle a cheetoe

@SiGee very possible. my bother is (unfortunately) a juggalo & has hobbit feet so I think you could be right

How did he sit still? That would tickle like a bitch! Also, unless actually wheelchair bound as previously stated, bad choice for a tattoo location. As stated, it wears away fast. I have a buddy who got a wedding ring tattoo, and it's only half a ring.

here comes my subway sandwich.

yup there it is, in my trashcan. its pre-chewed if anyone wants it.

I hate to tell you this buddy, but whoever did those shoulda told you that tattoos dont stay on the bottom of your feet....you'll be needin to touch that up all the time. sorry

This is retardedly stupid and fake. No tattoo artist would ever tattoo a persons
foot. first of all, the skin is so thick they would have to run into your foot witht the needle to get the tattoo there.

Can you say 'felt marker'?

I hate it when I'm reading through the comments on here and I think I have read the same one a bunch of times, but then I realize, "10 DIFFERENT PEOPLE HAVE STATED THE EXACT SAME THING!" Seriously, that's annoying. "Oh man. That's gonna fade." "Bad place for a tattoo its gonna fade." STOP IT! I think most you people come here to comment in the hopes of getting noticed and, "Oh boy maybe GW will mention me at the end of one of his posts." Were as the regulars here have been coming to this site for a long time, so naturally they get mentioned. They are loyal readers. I myself only post on a few things, but I'm still here everyday spending hours of my life on geekologie, but I try to make a valid point or say something that others may find, at least, mildly humorous, but seriously, why do we need 8 or 10 different people saying the same thing? I could understand if you were coming to discuss it, but no, each one comes along and writes the same thing as if it were his or her own original idea.

@42
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Maybe 8 or 10 different people should tell you to toughen up, princess.
Those tears may ruin your keyboard with time...

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I say something occasionally @Jonny Quest (#42) don't really talk smack or reiterate, don't give a crap about recognition. Its going to happen, people saying the same thing over and over, what annoys me is the CHILDREN who constantly whine about missing the "first" comment. It frightens me and makes me wonder what the average age here is.... like 14?

Ummmmm.
put it in your mouth reference.
how come no one freakin acknowledges that!?
hell yes GW!

definitely the feet of a gamer

he has some nice sheets!

Wow, I don't think I can say anything that hasn't been said already. Damn.

no the feet of a gamer would probably look more like mine....shriveled up and unable to support my weight anymore because i haven't moved since way back in the day when i first got my NES. i have not walked since i was about 4 years old.

dear everyone who complained about the look of these feet,

without doing anything beforehand, take a picture of your feet. then realize that yours probably look just as bad because they are also feet. who the hell cares what they look like? they are just feet.

Those are some nasty funk corns

http://handyman54.mybrute.com

Interesting tattoos. As far as feet? Meh....I've seen worse.

@50

Yes, and those feet made me puke in my mouth.

So glad your site is now open at work!!!! BTW: those feet are..Ughh.....PUKE!!!!!

I forgot to mention...

Ouch! If this person is NOT wheelchair bound, it must suck ass to walk on those bad boys while it heals. At the very least it would itch like crazy in week 3...

I'd like to see a little plantar fasciitis show up on Mario there....

#50, I've taken pictures of my feet before and while there's nothing "attractive" about them, they certainly don't look like this, thank you very much.

This makes me curious. I think these feet look dead. dead feet. which makes me think...could a person who was working in a funeral home secretly be honing tattoo skills? i mean really would you think to undress your dead loved one to check if there was any body art added after the fact? just curious.

SCRUB THOSE NASTY-FUNKY FEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!CUTE TAT, BUT NASTY FEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Must See!!

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Is it just me, or does that last photo look like it needs a corpse tag around one of those toes?
On the plus side, there is probably one manky foot fetish gamer nerd out there who would absolutely love those feet - dead, alive or zombie.

cool tats but freaky feet, is that hair between the big toe and second two?!

If that was actually done with sharpies, that doesn't explain the dimpling of the foot's surface.
Leading me to assume the dimpling is natural.
In which case...
MUTANT!

The line work on those tattoos is awful. Look at Luigi's hand. Have a little trouble on the curve there? That tattoo artist should be shot.

Holy crap. That's nasty.
Plus whoever did that tattoo sucks major