Aug 31 2009Cheap!: Guy Selling Jetpack Thingy For $500

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4th?? This is how suicide bombers are marketing. By selling "jetpacks"

If it has to cool for an hour then what happens to your back in the mean time?? Melts off?

Instead of starting on the ground and jumping 10 feet in the air, could you jump safely off say... A 40 foot building?

It seems pretty awesome. I'd assume it's not quite finished (hence the cooling issues) But that can be fixed.

If i had 500 dollars and some Mechanical Engineering skill, I'd buy it.

My jet shoots about 10 feet and then needs an hour before it's ready to go again.

@8

Strap some leafblowers on your back and let us know.

pfft no shit, an hour to cool? You'll be dead by then after clearing the wall you've just jumped when it's time to leave

He mentions the cooling issue, but there's also the fireball issue.

i want one.

yeah, umm two ten-foot jumps?
what else will give you a minimum of two ten-foot jumps?

trampoline
super springy pogo stick
pole-vault pole
powerskips
jumping shoes
stilts
bottle rocket in the rectum
one set of SEARS jumper cables
a flea with the crabs
a crab with fleas
a flying trapeze
a dog on his knees
Leyla, ya got me on my knees
Leyla, I'm eating bumblebees
Leyla, bad things come in threes
Leyla, can't see the forest for the trees
Leyla, I'm drinking antifreeze
Leyla, Nytol helps you get your Zs
Leyla, I lost my frikin' keys
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Ta-daa!

the only 10' jumping i want to do is to jump smoking girl, i dont think i could do it twice in under 3 hours though, my recharge sucks unless sucked on.

I'd still buy it.

I'd still be jumping 10' higher than you...

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It wasn't a LED flash light , it was a lead FLeshlight, I like them heavy...

Not nearly as cool as the proton accelerator pack seen here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JFgeZJa_co

actually, i can see two jumps being useful. one in and one out of somewhere fenced-in? or maybe from rooftop to rooftop?

During the time it takes to cool down, is it hot enough to use for cooking? This is more of a Jump Pack, I'd dig it if it got more repeat uses out of it. Can you Double Jump for a total of 20 feet? there are questions abound!

@20 Really? You'd bet your life on the Fisher Price jetpack?
Again, it's TEN FEET. How many other safe, lighter, cheaper, quieter options are there? No disrespect, the guy made something I couldn't make if he made it for me, but it needs a little work still to be practical.

I bet it shoots out confetti

Uh, it says they're $2500.....

That just makes it even worse!

@ 15

Dude, she's not reading this post. She HATES jet packs. Lost her virginity on one (long story short)......she never saw him again......alive.

Sorry everyone, SOLD!!!! I'm buying it!!

some guy is canada?

Just a heads up people, this is fake and the guy is trying to scam you in some way... He may ask for Western Union money or something... The item he's showing is a movie prop jetpack from Minority Report, he stole the image from here:
http://www.yourprops.com/view_item.php?movie_prop=15973
you can even still see the watermark on his listing photo...

@26 I love that my attitude gets under your skin enough for you to imposter my name. Seeing that you've done this twice now, can you at least put the same link I use in 'naas' so when someone that reads what you write as me might actually think I wrote it?

You have a better chance at looking like me when typing something as clever as "My name is naas and I'm gay lol" and let me tell ya that's sure going to bring me down

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@29
Don't worry, buddy. I got this.

@26

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wait only 5.00$?

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