Aug 3 2009Candle Melter Makes New Candles From Old
The Candle Quick is a glorified stove pot that melts pre-burnt candles to make new ones. Melt multiple candles together for unique smell combinations! Including, and virtually limited to: complete stinking ass! The Candle Quick costs $25 and, despite what the picture would have you believe, is best used WHILE PAYING ATTENTION. I can already hear the fire trucks from here.
Recycling candles is what this economy has brought us to [dvice]
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Reader Comments
1. Rob - August 3, 2009 2:35 PM
I have no opinion on the subject
2. GizmoDuck - August 3, 2009 2:35 PM
ECONOMY ECONOMY ECONOMY ECONOMY
3. JSDavidson - August 3, 2009 2:36 PM
I like it, I'll order twenty.
4. STOMPY - August 3, 2009 2:39 PM
The goverment has been tasting candels like these for years...
5. Deutsh-Lad - August 3, 2009 2:39 PM
Hey if you're the sort of guy who goes through a lot of scented candles in his efforts to "hit that", this isn't a bad investment. Could save you loads.
6. Dishy Dishyington - August 3, 2009 2:39 PM
I wonder what that little girl will look like when she grows up?
7. SmokingGirl - August 3, 2009 2:40 PM
I guess I'm "old fashioned" since I make my own candles on the stove.
And yes, I bet these candles taste delicious. Now in chocolate!
8. STOMPY - August 3, 2009 2:41 PM
@6
Good thing Agent Mark isn't around to hear you say that...
9. shadwag - August 3, 2009 2:47 PM
i have one of these at home. i put 3 hot dogs, a kielbasa, a pound of bacon, and 2 brats in it. instead of turning out a meat candle, it made a dildo. i don't go into the workshop anymore.
10. Dishy Dishyington - August 3, 2009 2:48 PM
@8. Agent Mark has been transferred from the porn-surfing dept to the bong-water-tasting division.
I wonder what that little boy will look like when he grows up? Probably like his Dad there in the picture next to him, whose taking time off from his job tasting bong-water.
11. ham bone - August 3, 2009 2:53 PM
those two chicks are gaizing into each others eyes.... they are totally going to make out ... i saw a video that started out exactly like this one except it was dudes
12. Pew³ - August 3, 2009 2:55 PM
@6. What a coincedence. I was wondering what the lady on the right looked like when she was younger.
13. STOMPY - August 3, 2009 2:58 PM
I wonder what the candle tasted like before it got burnt out...
14. Pew³ - August 3, 2009 2:59 PM
I wonder if we can make a novelty eagle head from recycled candle wax?
15. STOMPY - August 3, 2009 3:03 PM
@14
http://www.discountcandleshop.com/images/baldeaglecandle.jpg
16. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - August 3, 2009 3:12 PM
SG - Do you use an old sauce pan?
17. Timbo - August 3, 2009 3:12 PM
@6 judging by her appearance now... ugly girl grows into ugly woman...
@12 judging by her appearance now... ugly woman used to be ugly girl...
@14 that's awesome
18. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - August 3, 2009 3:13 PM
17- Prefers blondes?
19. Iris - August 3, 2009 3:16 PM
that looks like a waste of money
you pay for the thing and you have to buy candles to make more candles...wtf!
and that grown lady seems to be more into the little girl instead of the "candle maker" that requires candles to make candles lol
20. naas - August 3, 2009 3:28 PM
I got teh highz today, that's all I got to say
21. SmokingGirl - August 3, 2009 3:31 PM
I use an old stove pot, Thumper. Plus I add essential oils, pure essential oils, instead of those pre-packaged smells that usually end up smelling like ass. I "try" to make them as colorful as possible, but frankly, my candles aren't all that attractive.
Oh well, I really only use my homemade candles for spell craft, so whether they look good or not doesn't matter. They do smell delicious though...
22. Timbo - August 3, 2009 3:45 PM
No, I like brunettes, my wife is one...
I'm just being a hater on "not so beautiful" people I guess...
Too strong?
23. LSDiesel - August 3, 2009 3:50 PM
Right now, I'm fantasizing about those two lovely girls melting some candles and then giving me a homemade Brazilian wax. Then I want them to both put some cheese cloth in their mouths and buff my johnson till it shines.
24. Promethean_Sky - August 3, 2009 3:53 PM
Wait a moment. You're saying that I've been doing it wrong melting candles in the microwave?
Though really, the best place to play with molten wax is in the bedroom. *wink wink*
25. Freddy K - August 3, 2009 4:19 PM
Really, this is new?
I would have thought this would have been out about two decades earlier.
Would be cool if you coud buy different molds so that you can make different shaped candles.
26. naas - August 3, 2009 4:22 PM
Missing caption:
"Mommy, what does double penetration mean?"
27. Hawk - August 3, 2009 4:24 PM
And here I have been using an old pot and have been doing it for free!! DOH!!
*hits self*
STUPID! STUPID! STUPID!!
28. Deutsh-Lad - August 3, 2009 4:51 PM
hey if you melt the sticky ikky into wax and then light that candle, does it make you high?
29. naastard - August 3, 2009 4:59 PM
Missing caption:
"It's something that your daddy likes to do with his friend naas and the dog. It's best not to ask to many questions. Mommy is going to drink her special happy juice and take a nap. Why don't you go play outside?"
30. Clint - August 3, 2009 5:01 PM
OLD.
31. Pistol Pete - August 3, 2009 7:17 PM
"Hey mom can we make fail sauce for dinner again tonight?"
32. martha stuart - August 3, 2009 9:29 PM
I think the missing caption is something like: okay, honey, now I'm going to show you what to do with all those nasty old dildos when you're finished.
33. Ciao - August 3, 2009 10:01 PM
their both saying: "screw you old pot, we're gonna have tons of fun with our expensive useless machine thing"....
34. handyman - August 4, 2009 2:08 AM
not a great idea in my opinion
http://handyman54.mybrute.com
35. Jaded Icon - August 4, 2009 7:27 AM
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's all fun and games until you remake candles with your mother who tells you that you were adopted and it was the greatest mistake of her life.
36. Andyman - August 4, 2009 7:55 AM
All this time I've been burning my candles at both ends.
37. Jerry - August 4, 2009 10:05 AM
What's this world coming to?
Back in the real depression we used to burn the candles down to almost nothing. Then we would eat what was left. And none of this scented crap, just pure paraffin. mmmmm.....paraffin.
Bunch of sissies today.
38. Idol - August 5, 2009 4:01 PM
SCREW Candles! I want one that melts down those DAMNED annoying little bits of left over soap!!!
39. GeekoFan - August 6, 2009 3:54 AM
Must See!!
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