Aug 17 2009British Government Releases UFO Files
The British government, in an attempt to cleanse its fish and chip stained hands, has released previously confidential documents regarding little green men who come to stick things in your butt while you're sleeping (elves).
The National Archives on Monday released the government's complete file on the "Rendlesham Forest Incident" of December 1980, one of Britain's most famous UFO sightings.
Halt reported that two servicemen had noticed "unusual lights" about 3 a.m. in the woods outside the gates of RAF Woodbridge, a U.S. base in eastern England. He wrote that patrolmen sent to investigate saw "a strange glowing object" in the forest.The metallic, triangular object "illuminated the entire forest with a white light," he wrote.
The next day, investigators found depressions in the ground and unusual radiation readings. That night many personnel -- including Halt himself -- saw a pulsing "red sun-like light" in the trees that broke into five white objects and disappeared.
I mean, is it not common knowledge by now that aliens exist. Because if they didn't, where did *rummaging around in ass* THIS come from?!? And no, this isn't just a television antennae with aluminum foil wrapped around it. Okay, so maybe it is. Still, there's something else in there, I can feel it...
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...a dinosaur toy -- I've been looking for that!
Britain publishes more UFO files, but few answers [yahoonews]
Thanks to Brad, who once slept with an alien chick and didn't even bother phoning her home the next day. Bad form, Brad.
Reader Comments
1. Que - August 17, 2009 1:51 PM
Que extraterrestrial!
2. UndatedCHRIS - August 17, 2009 1:52 PM
Woo 3rd!!!
3. catch22 - August 17, 2009 1:53 PM
so its not just the rednecks in the lower midwest
4. Goblin - August 17, 2009 1:54 PM
really you don't remember last night when you asked me to stick that up your butt?
don't blame aliens for you lack of memory GW.
5. BathCaptain - August 17, 2009 1:56 PM
Cool Aliens!
How about a 100 mile per our RC Car Crash?
http://themostawesomepageintheuniverse.com/2009/08/rc-car-world-records/
6. Mr. cow - August 17, 2009 1:59 PM
Moo
7. Pat - August 17, 2009 2:03 PM
I'm never loaning your my toy brontosaurus again, GW!
8. jaja - August 17, 2009 2:09 PM
lol @ UndatedCHRIS
Claimed third when you had second... xD
9. Jennaiii - August 17, 2009 2:13 PM
OLD.
10. naas - August 17, 2009 2:14 PM
there was a time, when rock&roll was easy...... but now, it's braaaain damage
11. agree - August 17, 2009 2:15 PM
it is old... and checking these files might help
http://arbab.mybrute.com
12. STOMPY - August 17, 2009 2:18 PM
@11
OMG, those weren't files your link pointed to. You apparently grabed the wrong URL! Wow, what a silly, honest, easy to make mistake. From everyone who posts here, we forgiDIE IN FIREY FACKIN HELL COCKFAGve you...
13. TetraShiva - August 17, 2009 2:24 PM
That is one broke ass looking UFO.
It's funny how all alien tech is stuck in the 50's... hmmm...
14. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - August 17, 2009 2:50 PM
I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_P8n0J5nF3I0/Skv0P9HfIJI/AAAAAAAAAso/7h1RPLK6cQ0/s400/tin-foil-hat.jpg
15. Ollie Williams - August 17, 2009 2:51 PM
District 9 is real fools! We all gon die! (I saw it twice this weekend)
16. STOMPY - August 17, 2009 2:53 PM
@Ollie
Nice new link you got there on your name...
17. Milkman - August 17, 2009 2:59 PM
Amazing how those cheesy 1950s and on forward films show gray aliens and flying saucers, and those seem to be the types of sightings which get reported and covered....
18. Ollie Williams - August 17, 2009 3:05 PM
@16
I aim to please....
...your mom.
19. Hawk - August 17, 2009 3:10 PM
About damn time. It just needs to all come out so we can put an end to the relentless jokes.
www.disclosureproject.org
20. Beth - August 17, 2009 3:40 PM
They should get Torchwood on this.
21. kyle - August 17, 2009 5:12 PM
fake http://kyle143.mybrute.com
22. Daisy - August 17, 2009 7:32 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max asked his mom how babies were made. She explains that the daddy puts hios man junk into moms irl junk and thats how babies are made. Then max asked why daddy had his junk in mommie's mouth last night. His mom explained thats how you make jewelry.
23. Jay - August 17, 2009 7:55 PM
you suck daisy
24. smokey da behr - August 17, 2009 8:29 PM
So, sombody's hubcap flew off their car while they were driving up a mountainside and somebody snapped a picture? Whoopidy doo!
25. Jim - August 17, 2009 8:42 PM
That saucer looks like the 1950s model. In the 90s, we switched over from saucer to cigar-shaped. Added more lights, that sort-of thing. Oh, we didn't do the butt-probe until sometime in the mid-80s. I don't think we do that bit anymore. We just hover around, doing tricks. We even gave up making crop circles once people figured out they could make their own with boards and rope.
26. Jiakasuma - August 18, 2009 1:05 PM
meh
27. Lily - August 18, 2009 6:49 PM
REAL!!!!
This is a not a photoshop job. You can tell its a real because the shadow's are all right.
This is exactly like that scene from the movie Black Hawk Down where Eversmenn and Grimes rode in their broken down volkswagen bus to enter their daughter into a beauty pagent they knew shed never win.
28. meowmo - August 18, 2009 11:42 PM
who bets they could do this on old school film? i want to try and see if some ignorant walgreens tech will try to steal and publish it or something awesome. all you need to do is give one frame a double exposure.
29. Jaded Icon - August 19, 2009 6:34 AM
Geez, really? This "photo" is all they got? Where are the dead/live alien bodies? Were is the pre-invasion countdown clock? I have to say.....I'm a little disappointed.
30. geekogee - August 19, 2009 11:34 AM
Must See
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31. Doh... - October 6, 2009 6:57 AM
The photo has nothing to do with the story except that they are both UFO related. There is no mention of any photographs, this was just used to illustrate the article.
32. Funky Cold Medina - December 10, 2009 6:52 AM
I hate to have to smoke an otherworlder's skull out but fuuuuuuuck.... BBQ dem brians chee hee!