Aug 31 2009Branded Jägermeister Cooler With Tap
I can't drink Jäger because it makes my clothes fall off and catch fire and me fight people and break stuff and all kinds of other awesome things that I have to start saving for special occassions. But hey, if you do regularly enjoy black licorice flavored unicorn blood, you're in luck.
The cooler holds 6 bottles of your drink, with two of them hooked into the built-in dispenser. There's plenty of room for other drinks (ie. Red Bull) so as to keep things interesting. If you really love Jägermeister, then $120 (drinks not included) will get you this branded cooler.
I assume it'll work with any bottle that's short enough to fit in the cooler. Which isn't a terrible idea, but you could just get a regular cooler, and then screw the cap off and pour the drink whenever you want some. Archaic, I know, but you did just save yourself $100. And you know how many extra bottles of Jäger that is? I don't -- I TOLD YOU I DON'T DRINK THAT SHIT. Bourbon. So hot it burns my lips.
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Reader Comments
1. poster - August 31, 2009 7:15 PM
FIRST
2. Spoonman - August 31, 2009 7:16 PM
FRIST!!!
Mmmm, Jager.
3. Chuey "The Rock 'n' Roll" Midget - August 31, 2009 7:19 PM
Yeah...waste of money! Just keep the bottle on ice and pour it yourself. You are not going to get laid because you have this!
4. Billy Rapture - August 31, 2009 7:22 PM
@firstfags.
If you're gonna post first, make it look like this.
First!
Not FIRST!!!!!111!!
ANYWAY.
I personally LOVE Jägerbombs.
They're delicious.
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5. Milkman - August 31, 2009 7:22 PM
With Jager you'll be so trashed you won't know or care you just blew $120
6. NIK D - August 31, 2009 7:29 PM
its sort of geeky.. i guess..
but GW sometimes just posts wacky shit.
7. naas - August 31, 2009 7:30 PM
HEEEEEEYYYYYYyy now there's a fuĉking cooler!!!!! DO WANT
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8. Justin - August 31, 2009 7:48 PM
Gäygermeister?
9. JJ - August 31, 2009 8:22 PM
FRIST!!!!!!!!!!1111
10. GFS doesn't care what you say FCUK YOU! - August 31, 2009 8:44 PM
I already have two on back order.
@Chuey
LIAR!
11. Stumping Dolt - August 31, 2009 8:54 PM
YELLING THE BAD WORDS AGAIN!
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12. s3xt0y - August 31, 2009 8:59 PM
nice, mmm jager.
"if you do regularly enjoy black licorice flavored unicorn blood"
unicorn blood is swell.
13. thefinalrune - August 31, 2009 9:19 PM
I really don't understand the odd obsession people have with Jager over the past few years. It tastes awful. Like decade old cough syrup. Bleh.
14. linksoflondons - August 31, 2009 9:23 PM
THANKS FOR YOUR INFORMATION!
15. linksoflondons - August 31, 2009 9:24 PM
THANKS FOR YOUR INFORMATION!
16. ken - August 31, 2009 9:27 PM
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17. jiggaboo supastah - August 31, 2009 9:37 PM
shit's nasty y'all
18. Free ipod - August 31, 2009 10:04 PM
wait does it work with other drinks too?
19. gizmoduck - August 31, 2009 10:10 PM
FIRST!!! I'M FROM THE FUTURE!
20. Dadoren - August 31, 2009 10:13 PM
I am the Jager MASTER
21. That one guy - August 31, 2009 10:18 PM
Too many jager related blurs that I'm pretty sure would be unpleasant memories if I could remember them. If I'm gonna drink anything but beer, it's Sailor Jerrys all the way baby, way better than Captain.
22. ted - August 31, 2009 10:58 PM
jager is poo
FIRST!!!!!!111!!!!
23. CHRYZ - August 31, 2009 11:10 PM
Jager ROCKS !!! SPECIALLY WITH RED BULL, GIVE IT A TRY! instead of straight from the bottle
24. Cameron - August 31, 2009 11:32 PM
I can't count to 3 but I can count to JAGERMEISTER!
25. Foxx - August 31, 2009 11:44 PM
Yay more jager stuff i dont need but will buy simply because the unicorn told me to
26. nivv - September 1, 2009 12:19 AM
and yeah, it does not taste licorice. It's made from 56 different herbs, which is secret herbs (!).
27. JXE - September 1, 2009 12:40 AM
I work at a liquor store in Virginia and we got this in a couple weeks ago but it came with six fifths (750ml) of Jager. After tax, it was $147 and change. Since 750ml Jager retails for 25 bucks in VA, you actually save a few bucks and get the cooler and 50 disposable shot glasses for free. Still, it's cheaper to just buy half-gallons. Sold outta the 6 we got in like 3 days. The cooler's cheap tho and has a tendency to leak on the inside, I hear.
28. GLADIATOR - September 1, 2009 1:00 AM
Don't they have this type of cooler already?
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29. Niro - September 1, 2009 1:06 AM
@6
You say "that seems kinda geeky" yet the name of this site is GEEKologie.com
Im 10, so i dont drink beer!
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30. nicky - September 1, 2009 3:35 AM
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31. true religion jeans - September 1, 2009 3:43 AM
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32. Sylvester arcane - September 1, 2009 4:55 AM
I have to get one of those! Dunno why, just have to get one...
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35. Mr. cow - September 1, 2009 7:16 AM
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36. ciao - September 1, 2009 8:02 AM
I bet it shoots out confetti
37. Jaded Icon - September 1, 2009 8:31 AM
@ 3
You say that, but if it wasn't for alcohol I would have had no social life at all (aka = sex).
@ 14, 15, 16, 28, 30, 31, 34 & 35
GET THE F*CK OUT OF HERE!!! IF YOU KEEP SELLING YOUR CRAP ON THIS SITE I WILL PERSONALLY BURN YOUR COUSINS 7-11 DOWN WITH YOUR WHOLE FAMILY IN IT!!.....and @ 28....you know why you're in here.
38. Pat - September 1, 2009 8:46 AM
Unicorn blood? Aww, now I'm going to turn into Voldermort.
39. Timbo - September 1, 2009 9:27 AM
Get me a pepsi cooler and we'll talk
40. deadbodyman - September 1, 2009 9:30 AM
Wow, this article brought all the 'mos out. Looks like I can buy cheap jordan shoes, play brute in less than 5 mins and try to figure out wtf people are trying to say with the engrish language ala' 31...so, in summary, all you people being epically retarded, please go away, die, fester in the summer heat and leave all your loved ones wondering where you went. I can tell them: Straight to Hell.
41. GoSS Jerkrk - September 1, 2009 9:41 AM
@ ALL
please read coments 38 and 41, if you are not sure if they are refering to you then... THEY ARE.... GET THE F*CK OUT OF HERE
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42. Timbo - September 1, 2009 9:47 AM
Cheap Jordan shoes?? Do people still wear those?
That's like wearing Bugle Boy...it was cool in 1994
43. naas - September 1, 2009 10:16 AM
@42 good morning
@trollers - while I share everyone's opinion about you & agree you should get the fućk outta here, please know that I haven't & do not read your comments, ads or whatever you're about. I only read comments from names I know here & you're not one of them
44. LSDiesel - September 1, 2009 10:25 AM
I hate starting the morning without my PCP.
45. naas - September 1, 2009 10:26 AM
I hate starting the morning
46. naas - September 1, 2009 10:28 AM
@45 BTW welcome back Deez - you were missed
47. LSDiesel - September 1, 2009 10:39 AM
@46, by starting the morning, I mean getting your mom out of bed.
@47, thank you. Missed you too.
48. chr - September 1, 2009 10:48 AM
Damnit GW I saw this already on the chive or somewhere.. I need new stuff in the AM as;lkdfjas;lkdfj;lasd
49. deadbodyman - September 1, 2009 10:58 AM
@42
You made me laugh.
50. Timbo - September 1, 2009 11:03 AM
@46 Me too...me too...
new post please
51. Chuey "The Rock 'n' Roll" Midget - September 1, 2009 11:07 AM
my butt itches!
52. GoSS Jerkrk - September 1, 2009 11:15 AM
@ 52 there is a very good home remedy for that, get off it and scratch it, you can use a dick if that is your preference, but usually, just getting off your arse helps.
53. Calabasa209 - September 1, 2009 11:20 AM
i love jager, drink that shizz like candy.... but i wouldnt buy this. or that tap machine theyre pimping for $299 + s&h
54. naas - September 1, 2009 11:30 AM
@48 I can never get her out of bed, usually because of your PCP
55. ProteinMonster - September 1, 2009 12:15 PM
....black licorice flavoured unicorn blood....
tee hee
56. Wendy - September 1, 2009 12:22 PM
*yack* Tastes like green nyquil
57. ailsa - September 1, 2009 11:41 PM
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58. Aimee - September 1, 2009 11:42 PM
The man who under 39 years old:do not click!!!
59. Nike Dunks - September 2, 2009 3:00 AM
heheh
60. Teena - September 2, 2009 8:35 AM
"Yack" I dont like this drinkk
61. JOIE - September 9, 2009 4:30 PM
I JUST GOT THE ICE CHEST WITH THE JAGER FOR 90 BUCKS AT COSTCO:)