Aug 31 2009Branded Jägermeister Cooler With Tap
I can't drink Jäger because it makes my clothes fall off and catch fire and me fight people and break stuff and all kinds of other awesome things that I have to start saving for special occassions. But hey, if you do regularly enjoy black licorice flavored unicorn blood, you're in luck.
The cooler holds 6 bottles of your drink, with two of them hooked into the built-in dispenser. There's plenty of room for other drinks (ie. Red Bull) so as to keep things interesting. If you really love Jägermeister, then $120 (drinks not included) will get you this branded cooler.
I assume it'll work with any bottle that's short enough to fit in the cooler. Which isn't a terrible idea, but you could just get a regular cooler, and then screw the cap off and pour the drink whenever you want some. Archaic, I know, but you did just save yourself $100. And you know how many extra bottles of Jäger that is? I don't -- I TOLD YOU I DON'T DRINK THAT SHIT. Bourbon. So hot it burns my lips.
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Reader Comments
1. poster - August 31, 2009 7:15 PM
FIRST
2. Spoonman - August 31, 2009 7:16 PM
FRIST!!!
Mmmm, Jager.
3. Chuey "The Rock 'n' Roll" Midget - August 31, 2009 7:19 PM
Yeah...waste of money! Just keep the bottle on ice and pour it yourself. You are not going to get laid because you have this!
4. Billy Rapture - August 31, 2009 7:22 PM
@firstfags.
If you're gonna post first, make it look like this.
First!
Not FIRST!!!!!111!!
ANYWAY.
I personally LOVE Jägerbombs.
They're delicious.
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5. Milkman - August 31, 2009 7:22 PM
With Jager you'll be so trashed you won't know or care you just blew $120
6. NIK D - August 31, 2009 7:29 PM
its sort of geeky.. i guess..
but GW sometimes just posts wacky shit.
7. naas - August 31, 2009 7:30 PM
HEEEEEEYYYYYYyy now there's a fuĉking cooler!!!!! DO WANT
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8. Justin - August 31, 2009 7:48 PM
Gäygermeister?
9. JJ - August 31, 2009 8:22 PM
FRIST!!!!!!!!!!1111
10. GFS doesn't care what you say FCUK YOU! - August 31, 2009 8:44 PM
I already have two on back order.
@Chuey
LIAR!
11. Stumping Dolt - August 31, 2009 8:54 PM
YELLING THE BAD WORDS AGAIN!
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12. s3xt0y - August 31, 2009 8:59 PM
nice, mmm jager.
"if you do regularly enjoy black licorice flavored unicorn blood"
unicorn blood is swell.
13. thefinalrune - August 31, 2009 9:19 PM
I really don't understand the odd obsession people have with Jager over the past few years. It tastes awful. Like decade old cough syrup. Bleh.
14. linksoflondons - August 31, 2009 9:23 PM
THANKS FOR YOUR INFORMATION!
15. linksoflondons - August 31, 2009 9:24 PM
THANKS FOR YOUR INFORMATION!
16. ken - August 31, 2009 9:27 PM
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17. jiggaboo supastah - August 31, 2009 9:37 PM
shit's nasty y'all
18. Free ipod - August 31, 2009 10:04 PM
wait does it work with other drinks too?
19. gizmoduck - August 31, 2009 10:10 PM
FIRST!!! I'M FROM THE FUTURE!
20. Dadoren - August 31, 2009 10:13 PM
I am the Jager MASTER
21. That one guy - August 31, 2009 10:18 PM
Too many jager related blurs that I'm pretty sure would be unpleasant memories if I could remember them. If I'm gonna drink anything but beer, it's Sailor Jerrys all the way baby, way better than Captain.
22. ted - August 31, 2009 10:58 PM
jager is poo
FIRST!!!!!!111!!!!
23. CHRYZ - August 31, 2009 11:10 PM
Jager ROCKS !!! SPECIALLY WITH RED BULL, GIVE IT A TRY! instead of straight from the bottle
24. Cameron - August 31, 2009 11:32 PM
I can't count to 3 but I can count to JAGERMEISTER!
25. Foxx - August 31, 2009 11:44 PM
Yay more jager stuff i dont need but will buy simply because the unicorn told me to
26. nivv - September 1, 2009 12:19 AM
and yeah, it does not taste licorice. It's made from 56 different herbs, which is secret herbs (!).
27. JXE - September 1, 2009 12:40 AM
I work at a liquor store in Virginia and we got this in a couple weeks ago but it came with six fifths (750ml) of Jager. After tax, it was $147 and change. Since 750ml Jager retails for 25 bucks in VA, you actually save a few bucks and get the cooler and 50 disposable shot glasses for free. Still, it's cheaper to just buy half-gallons. Sold outta the 6 we got in like 3 days. The cooler's cheap tho and has a tendency to leak on the inside, I hear.
28. GLADIATOR - September 1, 2009 1:00 AM
Don't they have this type of cooler already?
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29. Niro - September 1, 2009 1:06 AM
@6
You say "that seems kinda geeky" yet the name of this site is GEEKologie.com
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32. Sylvester arcane - September 1, 2009 4:55 AM
I have to get one of those! Dunno why, just have to get one...
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35. Mr. cow - September 1, 2009 7:16 AM
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36. ciao - September 1, 2009 8:02 AM
I bet it shoots out confetti
37. Jaded Icon - September 1, 2009 8:31 AM
@ 3
You say that, but if it wasn't for alcohol I would have had no social life at all (aka = sex).
@ 14, 15, 16, 28, 30, 31, 34 & 35
GET THE F*CK OUT OF HERE!!! IF YOU KEEP SELLING YOUR CRAP ON THIS SITE I WILL PERSONALLY BURN YOUR COUSINS 7-11 DOWN WITH YOUR WHOLE FAMILY IN IT!!.....and @ 28....you know why you're in here.
38. Pat - September 1, 2009 8:46 AM
Unicorn blood? Aww, now I'm going to turn into Voldermort.
39. Timbo - September 1, 2009 9:27 AM
Get me a pepsi cooler and we'll talk
40. GoSS Jerkrk - September 1, 2009 9:41 AM
@ ALL
please read coments 38 and 41, if you are not sure if they are refering to you then... THEY ARE.... GET THE F*CK OUT OF HERE
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41. naas - September 1, 2009 10:16 AM
@42 good morning
@trollers - while I share everyone's opinion about you & agree you should get the fućk outta here, please know that I haven't & do not read your comments, ads or whatever you're about. I only read comments from names I know here & you're not one of them
42. LSDiesel - September 1, 2009 10:25 AM
I hate starting the morning without my PCP.
43. naas - September 1, 2009 10:26 AM
I hate starting the morning
44. naas - September 1, 2009 10:28 AM
@45 BTW welcome back Deez - you were missed
45. LSDiesel - September 1, 2009 10:39 AM
@46, by starting the morning, I mean getting your mom out of bed.
@47, thank you. Missed you too.
46. chr - September 1, 2009 10:48 AM
Damnit GW I saw this already on the chive or somewhere.. I need new stuff in the AM as;lkdfjas;lkdfj;lasd
47. deadbodyman - September 1, 2009 10:58 AM
@42
You made me laugh.
48. Timbo - September 1, 2009 11:03 AM
@46 Me too...me too...
new post please
49. Chuey "The Rock 'n' Roll" Midget - September 1, 2009 11:07 AM
my butt itches!
50. GoSS Jerkrk - September 1, 2009 11:15 AM
@ 52 there is a very good home remedy for that, get off it and scratch it, you can use a dick if that is your preference, but usually, just getting off your arse helps.
51. Calabasa209 - September 1, 2009 11:20 AM
i love jager, drink that shizz like candy.... but i wouldnt buy this. or that tap machine theyre pimping for $299 + s&h
52. naas - September 1, 2009 11:30 AM
@48 I can never get her out of bed, usually because of your PCP
53. ProteinMonster - September 1, 2009 12:15 PM
....black licorice flavoured unicorn blood....
tee hee
54. Wendy - September 1, 2009 12:22 PM
*yack* Tastes like green nyquil
55. Aimee - September 1, 2009 11:42 PM
The man who under 39 years old:do not click!!!
56. Teena - September 2, 2009 8:35 AM
"Yack" I dont like this drinkk
57. JOIE - September 9, 2009 4:30 PM
I JUST GOT THE ICE CHEST WITH THE JAGER FOR 90 BUCKS AT COSTCO:)
58. jason - June 15, 2010 7:31 PM
they sell these for $40 at a party store by my house
59. levi - September 3, 2010 5:27 PM
ur guys are lame it comes with 6 bottles of yager and at $15 a bottle thats $90 it also comes with 50 shot glasses thats what another $15 in the stores so bottom line the ice chest is only $15 if you dont like yager then of course ur not gonna buy it if you its sorta genuis but i guess u all dont party otherwise you would think so to