Aug 12 2009Birthday Wish: I Wish For A Real Wishosaurs
Since it's my birthday and I can do whatever I want, I'm continuing with the celebratory theme with this $7 Wishosaurus candle holder from Fred. It's a plastic molded dinosaur that can hold up to ten candles. So, for my cake, I'm gonna need three. On top of each other. KISSING. With me in the middle. Ever had a four-way with dinosaurs? Me neither. Which, OMG -- *PFFFFFFFFFFFT!*
Thanks to The Baroness, who can borrow my Wishasauruses for her birthday BUT ONLY IF I CAN COME TO THE PARTY (I'm coming to the party).
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Reader Comments
1. deadbodyman - August 12, 2009 11:46 AM
hell, might as well stock up and have candleholders for the rest of your life. Which means you will prolly be fine with just three.
2. theRealRoboticDeathArmy Clone1 - August 12, 2009 11:46 AM
Cool
3. Pat - August 12, 2009 11:48 AM
@1 Let's call it four. GW might make it to 31 after all.
4. catch22 - August 12, 2009 11:49 AM
i gotta admit...thats knda cool
wish i knew about it a week ago (sons birthday was on sunday)
...maybe next year
5. Bath Captain - August 12, 2009 11:49 AM
Isn't it weird that you type "Most awesome".. into google and the 1st thing that comes up is .. Birthday cakes?
http://themostawesomepageintheuniverse.com/
6. Pew³ - August 12, 2009 11:50 AM
They need an edible version of the Wishosaurus.
Hey! That's my wish.
Wishosaurus, I wish to eat you!
7. naasⁿ - August 12, 2009 11:54 AM
BEST GEEKOLOGIE CAKE POST EVER
8. drew - August 12, 2009 11:55 AM
why is it purple?
i want yellow
9. Jazz - August 12, 2009 11:58 AM
Happy birthday again.
And I do want that.
Also, that cake looks yummy delicious.
10. MechanicalApe - August 12, 2009 12:00 PM
T-SEX!
11. Tennist0 - August 12, 2009 12:02 PM
GW can come to my party, its theme is sleep with the Tauntauns. But I get the y-wing bed and GW gets a dino and a seperate room because I'm sure he will want to be alone when he gets in the dino.
12. Magda M - August 12, 2009 12:03 PM
Happy Birthday!
I just started reading your blog the other day... freaking hilarious!
Since you're only 28 will you fill two holes of your 3rd wishosaurus with something else? =)
13. jam one in ur a** - August 12, 2009 12:07 PM
happy b-day u sick dinosaur m0l3ster1ng fr33k!
14. Timbo - August 12, 2009 12:08 PM
Nom freakin nom
15. Dishy Dishyington - August 12, 2009 12:23 PM
Happy BD GW. 28, wow, you're all grow'd up now. Seems like just yesterday you were a wee 27 yo.
Have fun in New York. But watch out for robots -- the place is crawling with em.
Btw, just saw the latest terminator movie, which was seriously lacking in dinosaurs. I was thinking maybe it's prophesy and you'll play the John Conner character in real life. Pew pew dude, to the max.
16. Christina - August 12, 2009 12:25 PM
Happy Birthday! :)
17. anais - August 12, 2009 12:28 PM
Happy Birthday.!
Que te la pases muy muy muy bien, muchos besos y abrazos para ti.! jajaja
18. Lord Vader - August 12, 2009 12:31 PM
Happy Birthday.... Welcome to the Dark Side....
19. §ir Omni - August 12, 2009 12:39 PM
Happy B-Day!!
20. Nick - August 12, 2009 1:02 PM
Great candle. Happy birthday! ;)
21. Hannukah Montana - August 12, 2009 1:04 PM
Yom Huledet Sameakh! from your jewish brother. Wishing you a dinosauric birthday...
22. NikitaBanana - August 12, 2009 1:10 PM
It's my birthday also!! We must be cosmically linked! Happy birthday, birthday twin!
23. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - August 12, 2009 1:58 PM
CUTE!
24. mila jovavich - August 12, 2009 2:12 PM
do they make one of these for Hanukkah (Channukkah? Hannukah? Chanukah?)?
25. Goss Jerk - August 12, 2009 2:25 PM
@2 WTF, who in hell would want to clone that a.. hole
26. Hannukah Montana - August 12, 2009 2:31 PM
@24
Hanukkah is the correct spelling. I don't know if they make crap like these for "chanukkah". i dont know if that's a real holiday.
By the way, I'd bang the shit out of you; if only you were the real mila jovo'bitch. In the name of the kaballah, I will tear that p'ussy of yours.
Damn, these 5 hour energy. Freakin ecstacy or something? f'uck!
27. Mr. cow - August 12, 2009 2:52 PM
Moo
28. Douche McAllister - August 12, 2009 3:02 PM
@21
But I thought you coverted to Catholicism for the jokes.
29. beavis licked my butthead - August 12, 2009 3:03 PM
@12 Magda
*teeheehee*snicker* you said " fill two holes"
30. BobTheSlow - August 12, 2009 4:06 PM
Happy Birthday Geekologie Writer!
I hope you get your dinosaur four way!
31. The Baroness - August 12, 2009 6:31 PM
Naasⁿ is absolutely right it IS the "Best Geekologie Cake Post EVER"!!! ... and not ONLY because you wrote you would lend me your wishosauruses of course ;)
Btw I would so be happy to have them for MY birthday! The three of them. Plus you. Especially you. But please don't be TOO dirty on MY cake. I mean, a four-way with dinos is definitely a once-in-a-lifetime experience. Once on YOUR cake is enough i think! :D
A très bientôt.
The Baroness
32. Jaded Icon - August 12, 2009 6:42 PM
Can I get it in different colors? Purple really isn't my style.....remindes me too much of that other purple dino (I dare not say his name lest he appear).
33. Etienne - August 12, 2009 6:54 PM
Come on Baroness, I know you wouldn't be afraid of such an incredible experience ;)
34. Michael claeys - August 12, 2009 7:46 PM
Superficial Geekologie writer,
I have been reading your thoughts out loud for a couple years now and cracking up. Keep being awesome and keep being random.
As a birthday gift I want to make something for you. (I'm and artist and sculptor)
Throw your dino-steampunk-robo best at me. I guarantee you a product you'll be proud to post.
Best,
Klaeyz
35. Hannukah Montana - August 12, 2009 8:13 PM
@28
A man can't change his mind? I was just saying that catholic girls have more fun and are wilder than Jewish girls.
36. Daisy - August 12, 2009 9:21 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie NEver BAck Down where Max was fired from his job for taking bribes from parents who wanted their little bratty kids on TV.
37. henree - August 13, 2009 8:37 PM
is it too late? i love you.
38. Sarah - August 14, 2009 4:19 PM
Happy freaking birthday.
Aug 12 is my birthday, too! High five.
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