Aug 10 2009Billy Mays Was OxyCleaning His Nostrils?

firstard!

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Weak, I haven't heard of someone od'ing from coke in a long time.....

Turd?

I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT

Im pretty sure ur a little behind the mainstream media Gee Double U, i think even Fox news cracked this one weeks before you. Please remove your head from your ass.

it would explane why he was so hyper all the time now wouldn't it

LMAO maybe he confused it for one of the cleaning products.

@8 your an idiot

that was kind of the joke that GW made....multiple times...in the artice you just read

Fact: 1 out of 3 people called Iris can't read

It certainly explains his enthusiasm for kitsch-y products.

you know whats on his tombstone? HI! Billy Mays Here!

too lame?

@11....Depends, inflection and timing are everything

http://obimays.ytmnd.com/

Wow, I had the strangest dream that I was naas and was stuck in prison and got a weird tattoo... stange...

I can't think of a good shamwow reference to add to this..... Any good vince jokes that could tie into this one? I'm drawing a blank here

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@9
f u
and that was an insult not an invite

@14

Billy gave a hooker some coke. Her method of payment was to rip out Vince's tounge.

@ STOMPY: i dont like you, my family doesnt like you, your family doesnt like you, know why? cuz you lick dirty dog ballz and everyone knows it

hahahahahahahaha*gasp*hahahahaha

"Oxycleaning his nostrils"-- thanks for the laugh

cocaine is a performance enhancing drug for sales people. he was cheating.

@ 9, i like the cut of your jib, keep up the aggressive posts and maybe, just maybe i will stop thinking you lick dog ballz for pleasure

@9 - Fact: 1 out of 3 people called "I crave attention" don't know when to use the words your and you're.

Remember kids, if YOU'RE going to insult someone, make sure YOUR I.Q. is above 70.

Ass!

@ 9, i like the cut of your jib, keep up the aggressive posts and maybe, just maybe i will stop thinking you lick dog ballz for pleasure

@22
yay my hero <3
lol

SHAMWOW!

@22 Its hard to type correctly when im watching your the sex video your mom and dad made. Your dad's package makes my PC slower that Iris reading a Shel Silverstien book. Sorry man, wont happen again.

@23 and 24, your'are're both idiots and you're'r families should be punished.... with an orgy of dog ballz!

as far as oxy-man goes, he liked coke cuz its awesome, i like coke cuz im awesome.

@23 please re-post so more people read it thank you for your help

@24....Really?

anyone ever notice he has one of those freaky bendy thumbs? That should have tipped us all off that he does way to much coke...

@26 you were doing alright there for a second but then you kinda lost it.

1) when insulting nerds on geekologie, call them nerds

2) act immature and make sure to mention them sucking dog ballz

3) dont worry about them pointing out grammatical errors, classic nerd tactic, just spell it worse next time and mention how the 150 original pokemon, including psyduck, can lick your're but while your pooping

@ 29, i wanna pewp on you'are face while your licking dog ballz

@ 30 thanks for the help, really appreciated.

Nothing i like more than nerd bashing in the correct fashion. Should I mention how @22 broke his abacus apart to make anal beads for him and his friends?

@ STOMPY: i dont like you, my family doesnt like you, your family doesnt like you, know why? cuz you lick dirty dog ballz and everyone knows it

Stop fighting over the internet.
It is retarded.

Can somebody pls go ahead and murder this monday? I'm so sick of it...

@23 and 24, your'are're both idiots and you're'r families should be punished.... with an orgy of dog ballz!

as far as oxy-man goes, he liked coke cuz its awesome, i like coke cuz im awesome.

@23 please re-post so more people read it thank you for your help

@26 you were doing alright there for a second but then you kinda lost it.

1) when insulting nerds on geekologie, call them nerds

2) act immature and make sure to mention them sucking dog ballz

3) dont worry about them pointing out grammatical errors, classic nerd tactic, just spell it worse next time and mention how the 150 original pokemon, including psyduck, can lick your're but while your pooping

@ 29, i wanna pewp on you'are face while your licking dog ballz

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwTSdaYCvJ8

@32, now you got it now. very nice use of nerd related gear. i also like to mention various parties or social gathering to which these lil nerds aren't invited. for instance

@34 you're are right lets not fight, im having a sweet alcohol party with tonz of bitchez man, come on over.... wait for it..... hHAHAHA jk nerd! you cant come cuz you gota stay home and read about how harry potter beats dumblemort!

@37, now you got it now. very nice use of nerd related gear. i also like to mention various parties or social gathering to which these lil nerds aren't invited. for instance

@37 you're are right lets not fight, im having a sweet alcohol party with tonz of bitchez man, come on over.... wait for it..... hHAHAHA jk nerd! you cant come cuz you gota stay home and read about how harry potter beats dumblemort!

@32 - Ur dad sed dat i shuld leve them thar anul beeds in the abcus ifns i wantid 2 fele anythang! Lulz

Once again, ASS.

Just because you visit this site doesn't mean you're a nerd, srsly, or else even you ppl who come to the site just to insult ppl would be nerds too. duh

@40

http://lh5.ggpht.com/carlos57775/SCobc6EL_hI/AAAAAAAABys/RG0y66Z3ZDY/s288/Don%27t%20feed%20the%20troll.jpg

@39, very pour spelling your are an idiot.

@42, very pour spelling your are an idiot.

@40, thats the irony of what we do. nerd hating nerds. i hope you lick dog ballz. love trRDA

@ 43, i likez your comments, that they see me trollin video was funny too. maybe someday we can become friends. but first you gota get rid of all your comic books and stop licking on old dog ballz for realz homie-g

@40, thats the irony of what we do. nerd hating nerds. i hope you lick dog ballz. love trRDA

@ 45, i likez your comments, that they see me trollin video was funny too. maybe someday we can become friends. but first you gota get rid of all your comic books and stop licking on old dog ballz for realz homie-g

@trRDA

you inspired me to make this official, Iris and ch4p3l need to know it is NOT okay to voice nerdy opinions.

-the former i crave attention

I'm not a fcking nerd!

@47 - What's nerdy about pointing out that YOU'RE an ass?

I made you change YOUR name out of embarassment...that was easy.

@47 nice name change

@48 your'aer definitely a nerd because only nerds get mad when called a nerd. theres a quick fix tho, find a dog and lick its ballz, QUICK.... fackin nerd

@49 if he changed his name out of embarrassment he would not have admitted that he changed it, you made a classic nerd mistake in thinking that anyone fears you, please lick dog ballz while you play mega bomber man

This is just shamefull. Usually the comments/burns have some degree of intelligence behind them.
Too many trolls out today. All we need now is a post about some geek flipping out because he is being "impostered" on GW, and the circle would be complete.

trolltwats

gasp

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-Jim, Steve, and Evan.

ps suck dog balls

therealRoboticDeathArmy - you are funny, truly funny. I find it funny you come here making fun of NERDS, but you must be nerd also since you said you have this party with all this hot chics, and you are the one on geekologie talking smack too nerds. I am at work right now, so that is the only reason I am posting this.
When I am at a party drinking with chics, well I for sure am not on this site, and not saying this site isn't fun too check out, but this would be the last thing I am doing with a house full of chics and booze.
So you can sit here and make fun of everyone but you are the dumb ass who isn't getting laid right now, and I am the one working at my desk, on my MAC typing this up, while getting a BJ from my assitant, and will leave work today in my Lambo. Sniff a line of coke when I get home, why? because I fing can, and bring over some hot chic to F my brains out.
Am I nerd, hell yeah I am, and I love it, I make money making video games, and get laid every night. So blow me therealRoboticDeathArmy and here eat the crap of my dogs pooh hole, because you know you like it.

@everyone.

THATS ENOUGH. You are all on a time out. Go stand in a corner and stay there until you thought about what you have done.

...and no more sniffing Coke. Sniff Pepsi instead, it's sweeter.

Gee Sorry

@therealroboticdeatharmy
When you Imposter someone, you should change your URL.
I'm posted on a remote jobsite, miles from anything with 12hrs a day to kill. So I surf and comment. I'll bet you're not.

@therealroboticdeatharmy
I'll bet you are wasting hours of your life poking people with a stick.
wow.

Uh...Geekologie....White Horse is heroin not coke. Let's know your drugs kids.

Wow, looks like I missed a lot.

@therealroboticdeatharmy
i dont like you, my family doesnt like you, your family doesnt like you, know why? cuz you lick dirty dog ballz and everyone knows it

@therealRoboticDeathArmy

You're still here?

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in the Army, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions printed on the heel.

You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a trial lawyer than be seen with you. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you.

You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly. You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood.

May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you.

You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper. On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool.

You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.

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After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything.

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Begone and never pollute our ether with your presence again!

Lawl, no wonder he was so awesome when selling products.

LoL at all the lamefags derailing the comment thread! XD

haha this is so funny, good work guys. @ 62, i cant believe you saved that post or went back to find it? or did you type it again. still funny tho nice

suck dog ballz asswholes

First off, here's the autopsy report:

http://www.abcactionnews.com/media/news/a/2/e/a2e4954e-8f79-48aa-8223-3cb955f26b4d/autopsy_report.pdf

Secondly, nobody dies from coke that they used "in the days before they died". As usual, it was a mix of different chemicals in his body, and the build-up of internal problems POSSIBLY as a result of using a variety drugs.

On the other hand, here's a guy who was surrounded on a daily basis selling chemicals, who clearly had heart/brain issues based on the autopsy. Just because someone had an extremely minimal amount of blood remnants in their nostrils doesn't mean it was the result of cocaine. We've all picked our noses, and sometimes sneezing or blowing your nose (as one might do when surrounded by chemicals, duh) can cause this same affect. Now if there was a HOLE in his septum, that's evidence of heavy cocaine use. Coke is out of your system within 3 days of abusing it. Even if they found traces of it in his system, you can hardly say the man died of a cocaine overdose.

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never BAck Down where MAx stole a caddy, and found a bunch of drugs in the trunk. Rather than sell the drugs, he took the car out into the desert and lit it on fire.

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@62

I didn't miss anything, imposter. I've been here the whole time posting under my original name. You're just as bad as therealRoboticButtFücker.

@ therealRoboticDeathArmy

I heard cocaine was the main ingredient in KABOOM. My suggestion is you try sniffing it.

@70 sorry GFS I felt it was perfect timing for that post. I was waiting for you to do it but you didn't... so I took matters into my own hands.

@72
That's great and all, but next time grow some balls and use your own fake name.

hahaha you guys suck, NERDS

It is pathetic if you think this is going anywhere.