Aug 13 2009Batman Would Be Proud Cramped: Guy Builds Mini-Tumbler Out Of Go Kart
Want your own Batman Tumbler but can't afford to hire Morgan Freeman to build you a full-size one? Well fear not, intrepid crime fighter, because some guy on eBay is selling $30 plans to build one out of a go kart. Of course, if you don't want to pay, I'll tell you how to make one for free.
Step 1: Steal a go kart.
Step 2: Add a bunch of spray painted sheet metal.
Step C: Multiply your chances of getting tetanus and lockjaw by four score.
Step 4: Subtract any street cred you may have accumulated over the years.
Step 5: Divide by Robin. And by divide by I mean have intercourse with in the back.
Step 6: Safety first -- make sure to wrap your junk in a costume (I guess this should have been Step 5).
Step G: Get tested.
Hit the jump for a video of a finished Dangermobile in action.
Mini-Tumbler Is Perfect For Taking Down Children in Joker Halloween Costumes [gizmodo]
Reader Comments
1. naasⁿ - August 13, 2009 11:01 AM
That's pretty damn cool right there I tell ya
2. Cameron - August 13, 2009 11:01 AM
BULL! I made this for him and he took credit!
3. catch22 - August 13, 2009 11:01 AM
SURE...WHY NOT....ID DRIVE IT
4. LSDiesel - August 13, 2009 11:03 AM
It's cool in theory, but its just not nearly as bad ass on that scale, especially when there is a little head poking out the top.
Hey that's what she said.
Happy Be-lated birthday GW. I want you inside me.
5. STOMPY - August 13, 2009 11:03 AM
http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/introducing-mr-wtf.jpg
6. Mr. cow - August 13, 2009 11:04 AM
Moo
7. TheDiddler - August 13, 2009 11:05 AM
Riddle me this Batman...
http://driftwood-x.mybrute.com
8. Mr.Checkers - August 13, 2009 11:06 AM
lol want a ride!!!
9. austinjames - August 13, 2009 11:07 AM
somthing tells me this guy is a pedobear
10. DC - August 13, 2009 11:08 AM
creepy..
11. naasⁿ - August 13, 2009 11:10 AM
I'm hoping GW did us one good in return for all those sweet birthday wishes yesterday by banning the troll, I don't like skipping over that many comments when someone throws it food
12. mike - August 13, 2009 11:11 AM
thats lame. the tumbler i built has the option to turn into a mini bat-motorcycle and then self destruct the remains of the vehicle.
13. Smee - August 13, 2009 11:11 AM
Not only is it cool, but if you wreck it; instant decapitation, so you wont even feel a thing.
14. Timbo - August 13, 2009 11:15 AM
Holy Midgets Batman!
15. Pat - August 13, 2009 11:20 AM
That's sheet metal? I could have swore it was paper mache.
16. Ste - August 13, 2009 11:20 AM
Oh, my, god.
Can totally imaging Batman jumping out to push it backwards.
"Hold on Evil-Do'er, i call time out while i slowly make my pathetic getaway"
And with a drunken Robin on camera...how can you lose!!!
17. OJ's Mom - August 13, 2009 11:22 AM
Wait, I thought 'Step 1' was 'Cut a hole in the box.'
18. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - August 13, 2009 11:33 AM
@17
That's step two. Step one is procure box.
19. Cameron - August 13, 2009 11:39 AM
@18. No, step 1 is definitely "Cut a hole in the box."
You should already have a box when you start the steps. So procuring a box would be step 0.
20. Madgame - August 13, 2009 11:43 AM
Bwahahahaha that's funny GW...I needed that
21. Nick - August 13, 2009 11:46 AM
This would look very bad if the boy wasn't actually his son...
He screams DADDY! when he nabs him away in the kart haha
22. Coffee Addict - August 13, 2009 11:46 AM
Question: What is ugly, stupid and fat?
Answer: The moron I work with and the-one-who-makes-big-trouble-out-of-nowhere
23. Lizzie - August 13, 2009 11:47 AM
I think it looks sweet until he gets in it...
24. Timbo - August 13, 2009 11:48 AM
@22 add lazy and nosy and it's the guy I work with too!
25. naasⁿ - August 13, 2009 11:59 AM
How redneck are you if you have a kitchen table in your front yard living off a dirt road?
26. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - August 13, 2009 12:08 PM
Do you guys smell that wonderful smell outside today? Smells like sweaty men and pigskins. Just 5 more weeks and I won't be bored on a Sunday for 17 more.
27. Freddy K - August 13, 2009 12:09 PM
The picture looks pretty sweet. Can't see the vid, but from what you all are saying it will only deflate the awesomeness of the picture. Oh well.
twatbiscuits
28. ch4p3l - August 13, 2009 12:09 PM
@12 - Mine turns into a novelty eagle head!
29. Coffee Addict - August 13, 2009 12:13 PM
@24... I wonder how those stupid morons get such good jobs ... My hypotesis is that since they can't stand themselves they bother others so that they don't think about their stupid existances
30. jaja - August 13, 2009 12:14 PM
@9 i was thinking the exact same. Also ! HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY GW. I'm sorry i missed it -_- I THINK I'M GONNA SUICIDE D:
31. Hawk - August 13, 2009 12:49 PM
That looks like crap!! Seriously!
32. Blatman - August 13, 2009 1:03 PM
That's lame. Tumbler that sounds like a lawnmower, great. You just spent weeks of your lame existence building something nobody wants...nice work.
33. wfismer - August 13, 2009 1:20 PM
You forgot:
Step H: ???
Step I: PROFIT!!!
34. Nagadachi - August 13, 2009 2:50 PM
He should have left a hole in the floor so he can flinstone it in reverse,
(and now is maybe not the time to make a joke about a portable orphan)
35. OJ's Mom - August 13, 2009 6:00 PM
@33 - one of my favorite episodes.
36. kate - August 13, 2009 7:56 PM
king of the park right there.
37. kate - August 13, 2009 7:58 PM
" the thing is with this, i dont have reverse, so if i get into a spot where i cant reverse i have to push it back"
no you dont dude, its a tumbler. just drive through it. but remeber to duck.
38. Jaded Icon - August 14, 2009 6:53 AM
I'm pretty sure with the way Hollywood is raping comic book movies that this will be Batman's ride in the third movie.
39. Milkman - August 14, 2009 10:52 AM
haha love the random "Now I don't have a ___ on this, so I just have to ____"
He also couldn't be bothered to take down the annoying loud windchimes or refilm where he doesn't have to keep getting out of the go kart to push it every 3 seconds.
nice plans buddy.. lol
40. Tyler - August 14, 2009 3:29 PM
What? No reverse? And no weapons? Booo
41. ismail - August 15, 2009 2:23 PM
I w't know
42. Aromis - August 19, 2009 5:31 PM
i would really pad out the top bit, one wrong turn and that kid is gonna be decapitated
43. T-man - August 22, 2009 6:23 AM
Man... if I knew that I was going to get this much crap for building this, I would have kept it to myself.
44. josh - August 22, 2009 7:23 PM
suks cause it doesnt go fast
45. ohshitalex - September 2, 2009 12:35 AM
do you have instructions on how to make that batman kart???
46. Richard Rosales - September 4, 2009 2:37 PM
would you make one for me? if so how much would i have to pay?
47. Chris Ronk - September 5, 2009 11:50 AM
one word comes to mind..... Tweaker!