Aug 10 2009Bad Idea: Creepy Surgical Masks For Dentists

creepy!!!

stupid, silly and done before!

This is just creepy as hell!

very..... 2nd pic down is the creepiest one because that's actually what he's doing under the mask

freaky, tho it would be funny to see the people afraid of SARS with these on

oh and the hog flu asshats

uh... no

The teeth on the masks should be full of decay and food particles.

They're all trying to stick their tongues down your throat...

That second one look an awful lot like a Pedobear smile.

Is it only my dentist that sits behind the patient so you can't actually see him while he's looking around in there? That way I get to check out all the fun posters on the ceiling.

I'm scared !

Eh, if the dental assistant is a hot girl, she should just do her thing in a bikini, that'd make it all good.

Screw the post about the masks.... I am more concerenced about hitting up a threesome with those dental assistance.... I hear they give great oral.....

@5
http://www.pinktentacle.com/2009/04/stylish-surgical-masks-by-yoriko-yoshida/

Way better. I want the skull.

@11

Population Paste is no longer availible. May I suggest eFukt or the midget section of xnxx?

your supposed to trust these people when your completely knocked out and vulnerable... fuken eh!

@15

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/04/surgical_masks_fight_the_swine.php
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Awesome. I want a box of these.

@18 Still working my way through the back catalogue. Thanks for the pointless shittyness.

HEY! "Shittyness" got through!

I would also like to see the dental assistants' cute little faces

haha... my 2 year old son saw this and started laughing....lol

@23. You let your two year old son read Geekologie.

You should be careful. Somebody used the word "shittyness" twice on here.

You don't want your two year old to learn the word "shittyness" do you?

At least not before he learns the word "fück".

Fück should always be your first curse word, agree?

@24 The first sentence was supposed to be formed as a question, not a statement. I made a fücking mistake, sorry.

once i had a stud muffin dental hygenist....
so i ate a whole box of oreos in the waiting room
i opened my mouth for him ...and he never looked happier to see me :o)

@ 18
smile with the eyes... and put out a saucer of milk for the endodontic gremlins

@23 he does make a good point. I personally think it's funny for a 2 yr old to say shit, especially in context. Fuĉk is another story though, because I'd be surprised if a 2 yr old KNEW how to use fuĉk in context. I'd be impressed

Holy shit. It's Marathon Man meets Disney.

@everyone
Let's burn Pew and teh stake for his mistake (hey, that rhymes) and than we'll eat cake and porkchop sandwhiches made from shake and bake and use some pert plus for my dandruff flake....

sorry about that, once I realized I made a rhyme at some point in time its hard find a way to unwind the thought coils in my mind...

@13 My friend told me her dentist was a young good looking woman, and was surprised that she wore hot pants to work. Although she was more surprised, our male friends thought it was a very good idea and would make them want to go the dentist more.

Or maybe the masks should have women on them.

@20
I wasn't trying to be shitty to you but, now that you've invited it, I will. Fück you n00b. Fück you up your stupid ass. I hope you die in a fire surrounded by everyone you love and care for. I wouldn't mind shoving a baseball bat up your ass and turning you into a popcicle.

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in the Army, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions printed on the heel.

You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a trial lawyer than be seen with you. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you.

You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly. You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood.

May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you.

You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper. On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool.

You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me.

After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything.

Your attempt at constructing a creative post was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, and generally Not Good.

Begone and never pollute our ether with your presence again!

@STOMPY we could have if that declaration was flawless, Pew and teh stake can't suffer for that one

Why so serious?

@31

Hahahaha you used 'poofter' in a sentence. Huzzah!

@31

Best. Insult. Post. Ever.

@29 STOMPY. Normally I would say burn me at the stake for my mistakes, except that I immediatley reposted pointing my own mistake out.

Did somebody say steak?

Mmmm, I'm hungry now.

Cakes and pies! Cakes and pies!

I'm upstairs!

@36 Hey I'm up for that! I LOVE steaks!! and cakes!
not steaks made out of you though

@37

What about his tube steak?

nothing says colgate like those smiles. oh, and damn dude, how long have you been holding THAT in?

haha! thats what she said

That looks like something out of a Stephen King book. *shudders*

No, I like these. If I had a dentist wearing one of these I'd be giggling too hard to open my mouth.

And getting away from the dentist without actual dentist work is a win in my book.

suddenly thinking of Finding Nemo....... DARLA!!!!!!

@31
too long winded, you suck/fail for taking the time to actually type all that out. too much energy and thought went into writing that and/or canvassing the dictionary.

on a final note, it would have been greatly improved with "thou art" rather than "you are"

They are going to rape you D:!!!

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@31
http://www.geekologie.com/2009/08/the_most_romantic_love_letter.php - comment 18

Welcome to Geekologie. You must be new here.

@31 well done.

@GW ...Is this gonna last forever?? AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

#31............ LOL you are win my friend, you are win!!!!!!!!!

@ 31
WAY TO GET YOUR INSULT OFF A CRAIGLIST POST
>>>PATHETIC ... GO HIDE YOUR FACE !

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i hate that mask

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@45
http://www.geekologie.com/2009/07/kid_drinks_gasoline_to_be_like.php#comment-126541

Welcome to Geekologie. You must be new here. Retard.

Check out this surgery cap: http://www.scaryideas.com/content/7650/

Creepy as hell! That first one is like.. spongebob face..

ROFL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2YLmWFsBXg

I dont really know about u but the girls look hot on those masks... or maybe they are just hot :P

dont be stupid, these arent for sale -- these are promotional pictures for the new national health care plan.

The masks have creeped this 40-year-old female rightthehellout. Seriously, had I seen anything like that hovering over my cute little face as a child, I wouldn't be sane today. Or, I should probably say that would be even LESS sane today! And, oh, the exorbitantly long insult post further on up above -- well, I may borrow some of those insults to hurl at people for whom I feel disdain who need to hear words such as that, so thanks much for that! Hope you don't mind if I borrow some of those.

The masks, though, those are priceless. Looking at them, I can kind of feel a bit of nervous shakiness coming on. :)

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! DR. SHOGRIN'S COMING, AND HE'S WEARING A CREEPY MASK!

Yeah that sure is weird, we're always hungry for new stuff but i don't think that's what we need at the dentist office, it's scary enough without this. Now, i think i'll brush my teeth very well after eating, i don't want to meet them!