Aug 14 2009A Long Time Ago In A Restaurant Far, Far Away: Lightsaber Chopsticks
Why it's taken so long to produce some good looking lightsaber chopsticks is beyond me. I mean, they just make sense. Like wind energy and peeing in the sink, but with a culinary flair. Available in three colors, the $10 sticks are the perfect utensils for devouring tauntaun and Ewok dishes. But don't go trying to eat that shit Yoda fixes on Dagobah! The runs like you're about to be trampled by an AT-AT.
Hit the jump for one more shot of the sabers in hand.
コトブキヤ ライトセーバー チョップスティック [japanstarwars]
Thanks to naas has too many duplicates and sham, who eat the old fashioned way, through osmosis.
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Reader Comments
1. p-teK - August 14, 2009 11:37 AM
The only way to make General Tso more delicious.
Also...FIRST!
2. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - August 14, 2009 11:39 AM
I once watched naas eat a whole box of fruity pebbles by just sticking his hand in the box.
3. JSDavidson - August 14, 2009 11:39 AM
SECOND!
Wouldn't your food get destroyed by the lightsabers plasma?
4. catch22 - August 14, 2009 11:40 AM
id use em
5. JSDavidson - August 14, 2009 11:40 AM
I meant THIRD!
6. Pat - August 14, 2009 11:40 AM
Why are the green ones shorter than the other models? Also, where's Mace Windu's purple lightsaber? If he could demand one from George Lucas, surely he can get his way with this company.
7. Timbo - August 14, 2009 11:45 AM
I prefer lightsaber forks...
8. yourmom - August 14, 2009 11:47 AM
the green ones or smaller cuz yoda's was smaller
9. naasⁿ - August 14, 2009 11:52 AM
What's wrong with peeing in the sink OR using fresh toilet water to rinse clothes?
@2 I once watched GFS eat an entire scandinavian chicken feet first, feathers & all. The thing was pecking and squawking even after it was digested
10. LSDiesel - August 14, 2009 11:58 AM
@3, Fail
Also, Luke looks he just saw C-3P0 gang-raped by Jawas.
11. Mr. cow - August 14, 2009 12:00 PM
Moo
12. DarkDeathRay - August 14, 2009 12:01 PM
I WANT! It would go perfect with blue milk.
13. Power Colon Cleanse - August 14, 2009 12:02 PM
@10 - Fail?? You clearly underestimate how many star wars geeks there are in this world.
14. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - August 14, 2009 12:15 PM
@9
Poor feller. I shouldn't have did that. He was just a boy.
15. Moose Knuckle - August 14, 2009 12:20 PM
No purple?!?!?
Why you gots to be keepin' tha bruthu down?!?!?!
16. naasⁿ - August 14, 2009 12:25 PM
@14 it was that or an acoustic guitar, and I remember the guitar being pretty small
17. Lizzie - August 14, 2009 12:41 PM
That's the coolest thing I've ever seen! it might just motivate me to figure out how to use chopsticks now.
18. Ollie Williams - August 14, 2009 12:53 PM
Hell, I've never even see any of the Star Wars movies and I want these.
19. AnimalsWithLightsabers - August 14, 2009 12:58 PM
They should make 'em with sound effects
20. Dishy Dishyington - August 14, 2009 1:11 PM
You know what they say about the size of a man's chopstick.
21. MitchRapp - August 14, 2009 1:16 PM
Post links to products so we can buy them! (like the wooden-colored post-its from a couple days ago)
and when I mean "post links" I mean "in english cuz Japanese is not a real language"
22. Hawk - August 14, 2009 1:35 PM
No more star wars!
23. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - August 14, 2009 1:57 PM
Lightsaber kabob skewers would be way more awesome.
24. asdfasdf - August 14, 2009 2:17 PM
OMFG I WANT WANT WANT
25. Daisy - August 14, 2009 2:33 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max lost his job, but got a free lunch.
26. Ketchup - August 14, 2009 2:34 PM
@19 they would be way cooler if they had soud effects AND lit up.
I want these. Where could I get a pair?
27. SySnootlesIsHot - August 14, 2009 3:37 PM
"Like ... peeing in the sink, but with a culinary flair."
I've been a reader for a long time, but never got around to commenting. Thank line, however, deserves special kudos.
28. Eulie - August 14, 2009 4:01 PM
Omg I'm totally getting these P3W P3W
29. Jemarri - August 14, 2009 4:29 PM
I would use one green one and one red one. This way it would look like an epic saber fight while I'm eating.
30. aion kinah - August 14, 2009 5:34 PM
That's what popularity can bring and no wonder why there's a lot of game inspired products and as soon as Aion hit the gamers for sure more items will be seen in market shelf but the question is how will they make it appealing.
31. Jaded Icon - August 14, 2009 5:46 PM
Me thinks I have discovered way to be more geeky.
32. Surya - August 15, 2009 12:19 AM
As much as I might want them now, if you follow the links to the Amazon page, it says they aren't going to be available til Nov 25 2009
33. SexyD - August 15, 2009 9:42 PM
Is Evony the worlds #1 Best Web Game ? or is World of warcraft ?
34. lolz - August 16, 2009 1:39 AM
i want a pair of these D:
35. rolex watches - August 21, 2009 4:03 AM
I have to agree with the comment