Why it's taken so long to produce some good looking lightsaber chopsticks is beyond me. I mean, they just make sense. Like wind energy and peeing in the sink, but with a culinary flair. Available in three colors, the $10 sticks are the perfect utensils for devouring tauntaun and Ewok dishes. But don't go trying to eat that shit Yoda fixes on Dagobah! The runs like you're about to be trampled by an AT-AT.
Hit the jump for one more shot of the sabers in hand.
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Thanks to naas has too many duplicates and sham, who eat the old fashioned way, through osmosis.
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Because 900-year old Jedi masters can't survive on Dagobah swamp stew and dragonlizard dicks alone, here's Yoda in a Japanese advertisement for Nissin Cup Noodles. I'm not really sure what the relationship between Yoda and ramen is supposed to be, but my guess is a sexual one.... / Continue →
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The research team, ... / Continue →