Jul 13 2009You're Not So Uncatchable Now, Are You?: Anatomy Of A Gingerbread Man
Jason Freeny, the man behind all the other weird anatomy studies we've featured (and possibly a med school dropout), is back at it, this time with a gingerbread man. Which reminds me: one Christmas my mom made a batch of gingerbread cookies before dinner and said I could only have one or I'd spoil my supper. Well, long story short, I ate like fifteen and got so sick I puked under the Christmas tree. I blamed it all on the dogs. You know what -- it feels good to finally tell somebody. I've been meaning to get this off my chest ever since it happened. 2008 was a bad Christmas for the Geekologie Writer.
Thanks to Jason, the man behind the scalpel.
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Reader Comments
1. LSDiesel - July 13, 2009 5:48 PM
These anatomy charts are the gayest things I have ever seen. Even gayer than Robert Pattinson giving it to Leonardo Dicaprio.
2. Pepe La PEWPEW - July 13, 2009 5:49 PM
NOT MY GUMDROP BUTTONS!!!
3. z4x0r - July 13, 2009 6:03 PM
Third! Why does it have toe bones but no toes?
4. Don - July 13, 2009 6:05 PM
coool!!!!
5. Ciao - the twat - July 13, 2009 6:06 PM
hrmm.....very edumicational.....hrm......yesss
6. tobyraider - July 13, 2009 6:09 PM
uhhh.. how cute, (top right) look at the little gingerbread nutsack.... Brings a whole new meaning to deeeez nuuuuttts...
7. Pew³ - July 13, 2009 6:54 PM
Don't you hate when you bite into a gingerbread man and you get a mouthful of bones and guts.
Me niether, cause they don't have any. They are made of bread. Gingerbread.
Captain Obvious told me so.
8. sup - July 13, 2009 6:57 PM
so does that mean you have to clean gingerbread men like fish before you cook and eat them?
9. led display - July 13, 2009 9:56 PM
what's that ?
10. NUTZBABIE - July 13, 2009 10:37 PM
SO HTATS WHY MI GINGER BREAD WAS SO HARD
11. Aleksndr - July 14, 2009 12:00 AM
if I eat a gingerbread man am I a cannibial?
12. Daisy - July 14, 2009 1:50 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max and Baja and some kid found themselves in a dinosaur jaw lodged above a lava bath. They used a flare to ignite the magnesium in the walls, and blew themselves up and out of the volcano.
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14. ClaMs - July 14, 2009 4:54 AM
GINGY!!! :D
I actually have a Gingerbread man blog. He travels the world with me. Check it out. :)
http://gingerbreadmondo.blogspot.com/
15. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 14, 2009 7:30 AM
@16
You fool no one Captain Cocksmoke.
http://tiny.cc/bq5fl
16. Phoenix - July 14, 2009 7:54 AM
@ 17
if i were you.. i would mind my own business. besides, i dont blame you.. you are a fag and its in your gene.
17. Moist - July 14, 2009 8:02 AM
Thanks LSDiesel, your post is now my facebook status :D
18. Ollie Williams - July 14, 2009 9:10 AM
@18
For someone who posts in a comments section with no other relevant contribution than to advertise an online game, I think you have your gaydar a little sideways.
19. Freddy K - July 14, 2009 10:02 AM
@18 Dont be a twat.
Speaking of twats, do gingerbread have them? I mean a gingerbread twat would be scrumptious.
20. Willie Dixon - July 14, 2009 12:04 PM
Another day, another anatomy of a cartoon character or anthropomorphic candy...
It was was cool for Peanuts and gummi bears...do they have anatomical drawings of video game characters next...if not, here comes Donkey Kong, Pac Man, Zelda, radda radda radda dominating this site for the next three weeks...but they won't be posted after they have been on BoingBoing for about a month.
21. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - July 14, 2009 12:40 PM
Wow! This chart looks EXACTLY like that scene from NBD where one artist locked himself into a room and made the same poster over and over and over again!
18 - joo are teh gayness.
22. Wendy - July 14, 2009 2:25 PM
I loved this enough to email him and ask if I could steal your posted pic and post it on my blog with a link back....
Its most awesome, my friends like it too.
23. Megan Smith - July 14, 2009 8:56 PM
He has bones and no toes because he is baked. When he was baked his flesh rose because of the baking powder, and thus he has a rounded appearance.
24. Jaded Icon - July 15, 2009 6:27 AM
Hmmm......I always wondered why my gingerbread cookies tasted like bacon. Of course I assumed it was the bacon I put in it. Well, you learn something new every day.
25. ggujdrjj - July 15, 2009 9:17 AM
@12
Daisy of course its a photoshop job. and that scene is from Journey to the Center of the Earth you big dummy!
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