Jul 13 2009You Will Be Mine, Oh Yes, You Will Be Mine: Cheeseburger Bed For Sale On eBay
Relax my little lambs, I'm alive. I apologize for not being able to post this past weekend but I've been traveling and am staying at a place with no internet (heathens!). Currently, I'm bringing Geekologie to you from an undisclosed public library near Miami, Florida (COME FIND ME, I DARE YOU!). So yeah, I didn't die and I'm sorry, okay? I swear I'll make it up to you. Nudie pics? You got em. And whatever you female readers would like as well.
So, remember the hamburger bed story Geekologie broke earlier this year? WELL IT'S FOR SALE ON EBAY AND I AM GONNA BE SLEEPING BETWEEN THOSE BUNS IN NO TIME! Now, which one of you lovely ladies wants to slide under that 8-foot sesame seedy goodness with yours truly? I'm quicker than fast food all Kobe beef, just sayin'.
Thanks to Kayla, who actually made the bed. What do you say, Kayla, one last romp in the burger? And to Aaron, who can watch but not touch.
Reader Comments
1. GizmoDuck - July 13, 2009 9:53 AM
mmmmm. toasty
2. Ronald Mc.D - July 13, 2009 9:53 AM
Burgers suck
3. alzu - July 13, 2009 9:53 AM
FIRST
4. like2bcold - July 13, 2009 9:54 AM
yay cool shit i want it
5. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 13, 2009 9:56 AM
Can I flame broil it?
6. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - July 13, 2009 9:56 AM
Lettuce get some cheese in those buns. Ba-dum-tsh!
7. Pewinator - July 13, 2009 9:58 AM
... OLD NEWS ...
http://www.gearfuse.com/i-can-haz-cheeseburger-bed/
8. Oh hey - July 13, 2009 9:58 AM
MIAMI YOU SAY? Sounds like I've an adventure on my hands.
9. liz - July 13, 2009 9:59 AM
I'd want this bed purely for its aesthetic values-- its circular shape probably makes it uncomfortable to sleep in. Wouldn't your limbs hang off? And what about pillows? But I agree that it is 100% awesome.
10. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 13, 2009 10:01 AM
@7
Thanks! That's why GW covered it first. http://www.geekologie.com/2009/01/mmmm_delicious_sleep_the_hambu.php
This post it to tell us it's for sale. Thanks again for not reading the article.
11. Tennist0 - July 13, 2009 10:02 AM
I say no one enters or exits anywhere withing 20 miles of Miami...we must find the GW...so we can pool money to get him a bed of coarse... >.> <.<
12. Gar - July 13, 2009 10:07 AM
Dang he still alive, you missed him or what ?
I knew that twilight thingy was over the brim, but hell give him another change, me wanna see more dino strippers.
13. STOMPY - July 13, 2009 10:08 AM
It's good to see FAH-Q is back in action
As for the article, I'd glady pay you on tuesday for a cheeseburger bed today!
14. Pat - July 13, 2009 10:10 AM
$200 is a bargain. And pick-up only? I smell road trip!!
15. Timbo - July 13, 2009 10:11 AM
That looks delicious!
16. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - July 13, 2009 10:11 AM
13 - Thanks, but I'd rather be back on a beach in So Cal... Or at In N Out, or watching my brother's band play, or... well you get the picture. I WANNA GO BACK!!
17. STOMPY - July 13, 2009 10:20 AM
My god did that smell delcious!
18. LSDiesel - July 13, 2009 10:23 AM
Not gonna lie, this bed is pretty damn stupid. It looks like a fast pass to the chiropractors office and he'll ask you why your disks are all out of line, and your response will have to be....
'because I sleep in a cheeseburger, that's why.'
19. /Eyeroll - July 13, 2009 10:26 AM
I didn't like this the FIRST time around... I care even less that it's on sale.
PoS looks like the most uncomfortable bed ever created.
20. Timbo - July 13, 2009 10:30 AM
Uncomfortable? It's 3 feet of cushioning...
21. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 13, 2009 10:31 AM
@16
I'm in a couple bands and I can give you the ol' in out in out. Would that make you feel better?
22. henree - July 13, 2009 10:31 AM
i live in miami. just sayin.
23. LSDiesel - July 13, 2009 10:31 AM
@20, your mom is uncomfortable and she far exceeds three feet of cushioning.
24. STOMPY - July 13, 2009 10:31 AM
@Timbo
Ya but fall asleep in it and I'd bet your back would be screaming bloody murder. Unless of course its a tempurpedict burger or something to that tune.
25. Timbo - July 13, 2009 10:36 AM
Jokes on you LSD my mom really is huge!
Ok maybe a nap or two. Probably not a whole night of sleep on it...
26. DeeplyTroubled - July 13, 2009 10:38 AM
@9 - "And what about pillows?" Two words: pickle pillows
27. Tulip - July 13, 2009 10:38 AM
Hehe, welcome back GW! As Homer Simpson would say ; MMMMM, bed shaped like a burger *drools*
28. alioth - July 13, 2009 10:44 AM
If there's onions on there, than No Way
29. FDSY - July 13, 2009 10:52 AM
yeeeeeeees
I WILL MAKE ONE MYSELF
But it will be actual food stuffs. Mmmmmmm. I will asleep atop delicousness....
30. STOMPY - July 13, 2009 10:53 AM
@27
The other Homer might say "Do thou restrain the haughty spirit in thy breast, for better far is gentle courtesy. "
31. Pistol Pete - July 13, 2009 11:04 AM
Whaddya whaddya no catchy name?
Quarter PoundHer With Cheese
Whop Her With Cheese
The McDiddle
And WTF no bacon?
Lube. Lots of lube.
32. jaja - July 13, 2009 11:10 AM
Hey, GW :)
I was first to inquire about your safety & well being :)
Pl0x send me muchos virtual cookies for being so considerate :D
33. Robot - July 13, 2009 11:12 AM
dude! I don't even use a bed but this is so badass I definately would! how can you all bash on such a beatiful thing......?
34. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - July 13, 2009 11:23 AM
21 - Well, that would bring a whole new meaning to "animal style" ... mmm animal style... and a nepolitan shake.... OM NOMNOMNOM!
35. tobyraider - July 13, 2009 11:35 AM
WTF!!!! WHERE'S THE BACON???...
36. Kayla - July 13, 2009 11:44 AM
Kayla here!
Hey, if you can make it to Austin before it's no longer mine, who knows what could happen. ; )
And for the record, it is amazingly comfortable. One of the reasons I'm selling the bed is a git in a really bad car accident in June. My back was out of line in 3 places. I was released from the Chiropractor after 1 month --which he said was an unbelievable time table.
37. Chuck Nunchuck - July 13, 2009 12:00 PM
I'm in Miami actually. Let's do lunch at my grandma's, she's got meatloaf. The singer.
38. Brandon - July 13, 2009 12:01 PM
I want to lay between the lettuce and mustard . . . SO BADLY!
39. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 13, 2009 12:22 PM
@38
Hey, Ma! Can we get some meatloaf?!
Hey, Ma! The meatloaf! We want it now! The meatloaf!
What is she doing? I never know what she is doing back there.
Ma! The meatloaf! Fück!
40. STOMPY - July 13, 2009 12:29 PM
@38
I would do anything for chezbuger bed... but I won't do that....
http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa204/MarquiseDreena/MeatLoaf2.png
41. bman - July 13, 2009 1:42 PM
yay he's back :D oh and tasty
42. bman - July 13, 2009 1:47 PM
I ment the cheeseburger looks tasty, GW :S
43. Ciao - July 13, 2009 1:48 PM
do they have one in taco?
44. NastyBedazzler - July 13, 2009 3:27 PM
Miami, you say?
Wow, we're but mere hours from each other as I reside in Orlando. I can feel your power.
45. abandonfish - July 13, 2009 5:32 PM
i want this so bad. cheeseburgers are the only food in the fantasy manbot brothel mini-mall of my dreams.
46. Daisy - July 13, 2009 9:43 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job,. YOu can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max told Baja he'd happily pay her Thursday for a hamburger today.
47. led display - July 13, 2009 9:51 PM
it's not true ..!
48. Captain Pelican - July 14, 2009 12:00 AM
I want it.
And I'm glad to see you back.
I MISSED YOUZES!
49. Numero Uno Idiota - July 14, 2009 3:28 AM
YOU'RE ALIIIIIIIIIVE! Everyone's favourite dinosaur banging, robot hating megablogger is back! ALL HAIL THE (geek) KING!
*bows*
Also, that bed takes getting eaten gto a whole new level
50. Numero Uno Idiota - July 14, 2009 3:41 AM
and PS: FIFTIETH!
and PPS: bring on teh titteh pics
51. Jaded Icon - July 14, 2009 7:54 AM
Welcome back GW! That bed is totally worth the road trip, good on ya!
52. Twilly - July 15, 2009 9:23 PM
It's been pulled from eBay :-(
53. Kayla - July 16, 2009 2:08 AM
Ebay's a jerk off... here's the acceptable auction
http://cgi.ebay.com/The-Hamburger-Bed-a-world-famous-original_W0QQitemZ170358952228QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item27aa2f5124&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=65%3A12|66%3A2|39%3A1|72%3A2122|293%3A1|294%3A50
54. Ugg Halendi Sandal - September 11, 2009 8:29 AM
I have never purchased on line before except books and I have to say that the experience was very easy. Except for the shipping which I could not figure out how to do cheaper it was an excellent experience.