Jul 7 2009YOU SLEPT WITH WHO?: X-Men Universe Relationship Map

ha ha mutations.

look at all those people wanting to get on wolverine! What a badass!

Dude! Wolverine is a total poon hound!

FINALLY

Black mail all around

Ya, I know, i completely am a pun hound ;)
Also GW - Fiesta ?

holy crap. Wolverine is a mac daddy!

The ladies like the adamantium boner.

I would tell Mystique to change into every hot mutant lady while she's on top.

Bunch of AIDS infested mutants. Maybe someone should kill them all off.

Everyone single one of them should just change their name to The Mighty Chlamydia and be done with it.

I banged them all. Ollie has it on film.

I wish I were a mutant. Oh wait...I am ;(

kinky
http://werturtle.mybrute.com/

WEAK!!!

My mom has hit more mutants than wolverine...

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max lost his cool during a football game, and beat up an opposing player. This was captured on video and posted to you tube, and when he moved to a new town all the kids had already seen the fight.

I wonder how many bearded clams ol' Wolverine has torn to ribbons by getting a little too passionate in his fingering?

hahaaa wolverine is pimpin! like a BAWS

Go Wolverine, you sexy beast, you! XD

HIT IT BUB

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Somebody has a lot of time on their hands...

Notice how 90% of the one way infatuations are from female avatars to male avatars. Nerd dreams much? Lmao.

Those are some horny mutants

http://bootelicious.mybrute.com

FINALLY. A flow chart demonstrating how my Jubilee is still pure. Let the unhealthy infatuation with a comic book character continue!

Mystique has def banged more people than that

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@MechanicalApe

Not a tard, just a daisy hater hater

haha, o-snap, are YOU daisy?

What type of a play boy is Iron man ? He only had a 1 one night stand.

Even Prof X didled 5 girls and he can't even walk.

Wolverine > Gambit. Who'da thunk.

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@29

Nah, but there are some on here who I beleive know her identity...

holla wolverine!

@GFS

You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn!!!

haha- sad

If I am reading this correctly, is Courier being implicated in a homosexual relationship with Gambit?

lol @ 37 Courier is a women, a badly drawn woman. But a women never the less.

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/marveldatabase/images/3/3d/Courier_3.jpg

@37 & 38

Both right.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Courier_(comics)

Smart web developers & designers DO NOT PUT SPACES in the IMAGE NAME. "xmen affairs 2.jpg" or xmen%20affairs%202.jpg

So, this just proves what we all know already. Wolverine is a whore. A badass whore, but a whore. You keep nailin em, Logan!

@38 - Pardon my comic ignorance but, the character I am referring to may be named "Courier II" and, if this is a woman, she needs to shave her face stubble. And, if you are having a romance with a woman that has that much facial hair, you might as well be homosexual.

@ 39 - Thanks for clearing that up. So, this raises a new question, If you are a male and you have sex with a mutant while they have transformed into a female, is that a homosexual act?

Holy cow.
Now I need to find a Metal Gear Solid relationship map.
*to the Internet!*

I think Magento had a thing with Polaris for a while, also Tyger Tiger appears twice!.

Should have brought the Avengers and FF in as well.

Holy shit dude. Wolverine really is a little whore. He even banged She-HULK from Earth A? HA!

@42.

I can understand your confusion, however at the time of the potential sexual intercourse Courier was infarct a women.

Now that raises the age old question: "Is it gay if you thought that he was a she?"

Well I submit to you that as at the time of the relationship Courier was anatomically a woman thus my hypothesis is that it was a non-homosexual relationship.

Hehehe mmm GEEKY goodness.

storm and yukio? theres a lesbian connection in here and the only thing anyone can talk about is whether courier is a chick or not??!! well hes a chick now, check this out, http://marvel.wikia.com/wiki/Jacob_Gavin_Jr._(Earth-616)

Check This Out!!

http://tinyurl.com/qk8gdb

Daisy just described the actual plot of Never BAck Down...I only rented it because of his comment's on here, is that demented?

@ 23

Uhh, hate to break it to you but Jubilation "Jubilee" Lee is mine. Always have been. That's right, my real name is Skin.

lol You can so see that wolverine is the biggest player in this chart

This thing is chock full of errors and omissions. The person who tried to make this shouldn't even have bothered. It's crap. They should kill themselves.

Seems like Wolverine is into girls of the "Asio Persuasio"

why the f is captain america on an x-men chart also lol at northstar

That chart's cool as hell. but they forgot the one-sided green arrow from Prof. X to Jean Grey. That was part of the stuff he locked away in his mind that was unleashed with the Onslaught. Her being jail-bait when they met and the teacher/student ethical thing.

Charles Xavier had a crush on teenager Jean Grey. Add the infatuation arrow on the chart.

I'm sure there isn't a woman who Wolvie hasn't done... hey when you're pretty much immortal you can get a lotta action...|

I know, it looks like a really is a flowchart, but it's not, it's a relationship map for all the characters in the X-Men universe.

Men have always been on a quest for love. Finding the true partner is never ending. Man has employed the help of witchcraft, and every conceivable ways just to find that elusive perfect partner in life. Some or a growing number have turned to astrology and the horoscope. Can it finally find the best partner and make things better?

uk horoscopes

So what you're telling me is Wolverine is Marvel's biggest whore?

@61
no.
this is only the X-men part.
ironman is only shown to have been flirting with 1 person because that person was an x-men character.
same with she-hulk.

i want a FULL marvel universe relationship chart!
then well see whos the biggest whore!