Jul 22 2009Wrong: Darth Vader Dancing To MC Hammer

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Adding more delicious gasoline to my 'must sue Disney' fire, here's Darth Vader and a few stormtroopers dancing to MC Hammer's 'You Can't Touch This' at the Star Wars Weekends event at one of the theme parks. It pretty much desecrated my entire childhood in 47 seconds. And did anybody else feel the move Darth performed at 0:13 was a little inappropriate for children? Because I felt awkward and I'm just laying in bed watching this on Youtube.

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Thanks to Adam, Mindy and Mark, who can touch this. Go on, don't be afraid.

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1. mr2mike - July 22, 2009 11:11 AM

1st

2. ALZU - July 22, 2009 11:12 AM

fr1st

3. ALZU - July 22, 2009 11:13 AM

lulz i failed again

4. LSDiesel - July 22, 2009 11:16 AM

This is perverted. George Lucas would be rolling in his grave if he were dead.

5. Bob Dole - July 22, 2009 11:17 AM

You should have posted the video from last year's dance off, when vader and the stormtroopers did the Thriller dance! haha

6. /Eyeroll - July 22, 2009 11:24 AM

I'm distraught I can't watch this at work... time to bust out the blackberry...

7. pez dispenser - July 22, 2009 11:26 AM

I saw this on AOTS a few days ago

8. Timbo - July 22, 2009 11:27 AM

Can't watch at work, but I have an iphone.... still not gonna watch it though.

Just can't do it...

9. chinamin - July 22, 2009 11:30 AM

air oh air. i ruv gw.

10. bushhog - July 22, 2009 11:34 AM

Tools

11. Jerry - July 22, 2009 11:34 AM

Don't want this.

http://bootelicious.mybrute.com

12. Mr.Nevermind - July 22, 2009 11:36 AM

Hey at least Vader wasn't rapping!!

13. Timbo - July 22, 2009 11:37 AM

It doesn't want you or your mybrute

14. sup - July 22, 2009 11:39 AM

sldodkdl

15. STOMPY (is in ur cpu's betraying u's) - July 22, 2009 11:40 AM

@1 and 2
http://stfuandgtfo.ytmnd.com/

@GW
FTW with this post, you just made my day!

16. Mark - July 22, 2009 11:41 AM

wow… I sent this to you last week and you're just now putting it up

17. LOL - July 22, 2009 11:42 AM

Now this is Using the Force...
http://driftwood-x.mybrute.com

18. Anon - July 22, 2009 11:47 AM

Go Vader!
It's ya Birthday!

19. MilitantBlackMan - July 22, 2009 11:51 AM

YO!! Why does Vader have to be dancin' around actin' a fool? Is it just because he's black?? Huh answer me!! Yeah I see how it is...when he was white he was cool and all that, then when he turns evil he's all black? MmmHmmm yeah now I see how it is.........Next thing you know they'll have him singin' "mammy".....

20. /Eyeroll - July 22, 2009 11:54 AM

Ok so in the one I watched on my phone it totally looks like he just shoves the chick with the mic down and starts spazzing out.... I love it

21. Lain - July 22, 2009 11:55 AM

I actually thought that was pretty funny!

22. Dr.Freak - July 22, 2009 11:55 AM

@Stompy - with that link, you just made my day

23. Pew³ - July 22, 2009 11:56 AM

@4 I'm afraid if George Lucas saw this he would try to add it to the next "special edition" DVD.

24. Kristi - July 22, 2009 11:57 AM

Wow. I feel violated. Anyone who can watch that without throwing up in their mouth a little, must be crazy.

25. vaderite666 - July 22, 2009 11:59 AM

Darth Vader would not listen to garbage rap music. Everyone knows he'd be a metal fan.

26. Boost - July 22, 2009 12:02 PM

@ 0:13


What is that cock-slap move? Who came up with it and why?


Or is it supposed to be an invisible woman's ass he's slapping?

27. shazaam - July 22, 2009 12:05 PM

Those people are cheering. Like it's OK... And it's not.

28. Dishy Dishyington - July 22, 2009 12:10 PM

The chick at the mic is Padmé and he's really not treating her right. Reminds me of that scene in the movie:

Padmé: I know what you are.
Vader: Say it. Say it!
Padmé (whispering): bad sexy rebel vampire guy
Vader: Are you afraid?
Padmé (softly): I'm only afraid of losing you.

And then every chick in the audience sighs and blinks a few times. And every guy rolls his eyes.

29. Mary-Jane - July 22, 2009 12:11 PM

I actually found this rather funny!

30. LSDiesel - July 22, 2009 12:13 PM

George Lucas would put himself taking a dump as a special feature if he could.

31. Jonny S - July 22, 2009 12:14 PM

More star wars dancing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Xe1ETU-qOM&NR=1

32. Rootbeerhead - July 22, 2009 12:15 PM

@24 even though throwing up in my mouth a little is one of my secret joys whislt engaging in the internet, this lil video didn't do it. I *may* have busted out in the dance while wearing my darth vadar jammies this morning. That *may or may not* be the way i wake up every morning.

This video is my destiny.

33. STOMPY (is in ur cpu's betraying u's) - July 22, 2009 12:22 PM

@28
even a slight reference to twillight needs to have the pic attached... hey I don't make up these rules, they are there for a reason...
http://img.moronail.net/img/1/7/1417.jpg

35. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 22, 2009 12:30 PM

GFS and STOMPY, seperated at birth.

36. vaderite666 - July 22, 2009 12:31 PM

I hate Disney.

37. Rootbeerhead - July 22, 2009 12:38 PM

@33 and @34... that was some Other Level magical shit right there. Romance isn't dead, yay!

38. BChief - July 22, 2009 12:43 PM

Chances are MC Hammer is one of the Stormtroopers

39. Paul - July 22, 2009 1:14 PM

George Lucas should be shot (so he can roll over in his grave.)

40. ProteinMonster - July 22, 2009 1:18 PM

*shudder*

41. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - July 22, 2009 1:19 PM

For once I'm glad I can't watch.

42. Alex - July 22, 2009 1:48 PM

This is waaaaaaay old.

43. Kikikins - July 22, 2009 2:00 PM

The full Hoopla:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXJHnv_SiKg

44. Dishy Dishyington - July 22, 2009 2:07 PM

Stompway twins (@33 + @34), that scene and your link gives me a lump. In my throat I mean. Not her throat. Extreme inline poignant.

45. Freddy K - July 22, 2009 2:17 PM

#5 He did post it... last year.

Glad I can't watch right now. I'd get all pissy and that would ruin my day.
damn twatburgler

46. Robot - July 22, 2009 4:32 PM

this video is hot!!!! Hey Darth Vader can I get your number?

47. SICK - July 22, 2009 4:59 PM

NOOOOO!!!!!

48. Willie Dixon - July 22, 2009 5:10 PM

"Honey, your father and I want you to watch something that might encourage you to move out of the basement..."

"Noooooooooooooo!"

49. Hex - July 22, 2009 5:26 PM

I'm actually amused by it. :) Sexy Darth Vader.
I'm a fan of the trilogy, well at least the original one. I try to not take too many things like this too seriously. Got to have a little fun.

50. Guy - July 22, 2009 6:51 PM

My life is now complete.

51. Agent 365 - July 22, 2009 8:59 PM

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
YES!!!!!!!!!

52. fartknocker - July 22, 2009 10:12 PM

Always enjoy when grown men act like no one else can ever have fun or enjoy these characters in any way other than a narrow corridor of unimaginative ways they played with the action figures in the 80's. Also children cannot have any Star Wars ever either! It is the law of nerd.

53. nikeforces - July 22, 2009 10:23 PM

The sad part is that is actaully MC Hammer in That suit. HIs moves are dwindling

54. Mike - July 23, 2009 6:05 AM

Dancing Vader is awesome Mybrute however is filled with suck

55. Jaded Icon - July 23, 2009 7:19 AM

This made me a little sad. Not because they had Vader dance to music, but they made him dance to MC Hammer. If his character WAS going to be whored out it should have at least been to something that wasn't as gay as this.

56. Deathmate - July 23, 2009 3:55 PM

That was awesome. Vader was awesome cool, but my favorite part has to be the "Stormtrooper Shuffle".

57. Jonjon - July 24, 2009 6:05 PM

Sweet Jesus, not Vader....not....Vader.....

58. GorgolianWarrior - July 24, 2009 9:22 PM

@15 > Lul. I want that as my ringtone.

59. G*love special sauce. - July 26, 2009 4:29 AM

Adam, this is your father, John Kricfalusi.
Shame on you for bringing our family's good name into disrepute. Uncle Vader was merely celebrating the fact that his second battle station was fully armed and operational, then you go and splash this all over the interwebs??
Your pennance is ten hail Yogi's.
See you on Life Day.

60. Chundermutton - July 26, 2009 4:42 AM

And the worst bit... people are LOOKING ON and CHEERING. This is not right.

61. A person - July 26, 2009 12:04 PM

one guy yells whoa in the beginning lolz

62. faggot - July 27, 2009 8:12 AM

The dancing's cool :) at least its not hardstyle or something way overdone

63. Terri - July 27, 2009 7:36 PM

@4: We should kill Lucas and see.

64. sonofagun - July 31, 2009 11:31 PM

WTH?!?!?!?
Omg dude, I will sue Disney!

65. DarkDeathRay - August 2, 2009 2:45 PM

That is just... wrong... so... very... wrong...

66. Ian - August 2, 2009 6:01 PM

LOLS, couldn't stop laughing. Plz don't sue Disney, they actually did something really funny.

71. MAC MOTAVTION - October 26, 2009 3:23 AM

Why yall hating a vader he's a gangster now

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