Jul 29 2009Why?: Jellyfish Toys Go In Your Water Bottle
Bandai is selling these $6 jellyfish toys that you put in your water bottle to keep you company when you're doing whatever sad, lonely thing you do that's led you to buy a $6 piece of plastic to keep you company. But hey, I'm not judging (I just ordered thirty). They come in jellyfish, squid and octopus varieties and present a choking hazard to all people under 150. GOTTA CHOKE ON 'EM ALL!
Several more shots after the jump.
Bandai micro toys will float in your bottle to gross you out [newlaunches]
Thanks to LeaC, who only fills her water bottles with vodka.
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Reader Comments
1. TANYA - July 29, 2009 12:35 PM
haha cute
2. cody - July 29, 2009 12:35 PM
I wanna be the first to choke on one!
3. Ollie Williams - July 29, 2009 12:38 PM
I hate everything, and even I love these. God damn they are cute. Must buy a few.
4. naas - July 29, 2009 12:38 PM
I can think of a few places that jellyfish toy can go into, right next to the vibrating popcorn kernal-saver motor
5. STOMPY (is still banging Pikachu) - July 29, 2009 12:39 PM
OMG, they're gonna drown in there!!! If they really wanted to sell these they should make all the underwater wolrd mario characters....
Srsly though GW, post about something I can have sex with...
6. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 29, 2009 12:41 PM
@STOMPY
He already did
http://www.geekologie.com/2009/07/thats_pretty_messed_up_2d_rela.php
7. STOMPY (is still banging Pikachu) - July 29, 2009 12:43 PM
@GFS
oh, that was today, gotta lay off that crack before noon, really messes up my day....and by crack i mean methylbenzoylecgonine.
8. Hannukah Montana - July 29, 2009 12:45 PM
I don't understand... what's so cute about jellyfishes? This boggles my brain right now. I think seahorses are way cuter. And plankton as well. Maybe a starfishes? Or maybe a shut-the-f'uck up and shove that freaking thing up your ass until your nose bleeds and sneeze stupid......... What the heck am I saying?
Yay for the sea urchins!
9. Moose Knuckle - July 29, 2009 12:45 PM
Looks like a friendly squid sapository dispense...
Which by definition makes it unfriendly
10. STOMPY (is still banging Pikachu) - July 29, 2009 12:45 PM
Pee wee herman agrees with me...
http://peeweehermitcrackcocainerz.ytmnd.com/
11. Pew³ - July 29, 2009 12:47 PM
WHOOO HOOOO!!!!!!
Post 4005!!!!!
I'm so excited to be here posting with all of you on Geekologie's FOUR THOUSAND AND FIFTH post!!!!
Let's party like it's post 4006!!!!
12. STOMPY (is still banging Pikachu) - July 29, 2009 12:47 PM
and whoopie
http://whoopigoldbirdcrystalmetherz.ytmnd.com/
13. CaptainMorgan - July 29, 2009 12:49 PM
If they are made in China...they will be so full of lead that they won't float.
What a retarded idea. Guess that company doesn't have a legal department.
14. Moose Knuckle - July 29, 2009 12:49 PM
Just another example of the elderitch millenia spanning influence of the Old Gods.
The minions of eternal Dagon are stirring...
Mighty Cthulhu's time is coming....
Prepare for madness!
15. naas - July 29, 2009 12:50 PM
@11 as long as we can keep this theme song for the occasion http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tCu0JkN9nc .....I will party (and share good urb) with all of you
16. LSDiesel - July 29, 2009 12:51 PM
My brain is cramping because I'm trying to think of something else to say besides that these lil' things look like alien ass probes.
17. naas - July 29, 2009 12:54 PM
Their expressions from L to R: surprised, stormtrooper, exhausted
18. STOMPY (is still banging Pikachu) - July 29, 2009 12:57 PM
They should make one out of Dr. Zoidberg's head...
19. jaja - July 29, 2009 1:01 PM
HAHAHAHAHA AWESOME!
20. Ollie Williams - July 29, 2009 1:09 PM
@17
That made me lol at my desk. I ordered one of the indifferent looking storm trooper ones.
21. Jellybelly - July 29, 2009 1:17 PM
Girls love this Jelly toy...
http://driftwood-x.mybrute.com
22. Ollie Williams - July 29, 2009 1:19 PM
@21
I'd make a comment about how your girlfriend likes my pants toy, but you're a faggot who plays My Brute and you don't have a girlfriend. Lick my balls.
23. Pew³ - July 29, 2009 1:22 PM
@21. I don't get it, what Jelly toy are you referring to?
All I see there is a lame as link to a brutefag page. Where's the Jelly toy you are referring to in your post? I was really hoping to see a relavent comment to this post, and you just want to trick people into clicking on your link. How do you think that makes people feel?
Maybe you should click here
http://www.icanhasforce.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/star-wars-darth-vader-sense.jpg
24. J-SIZZLE - July 29, 2009 1:22 PM
They look like hairy nuts
25. Pat - July 29, 2009 1:24 PM
Well I guess that's today's "WTF" post.
26. Freddy K - July 29, 2009 1:27 PM
I don't think this is what jelly toys are for (as many have already said).
@24 great link. I love it.
27. Timbo - July 29, 2009 1:33 PM
Dumb idea, but I lke the blooper one.
Put a super mario tag on it and triple the price!
28. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - July 29, 2009 1:36 PM
Great way to kill your children via choking hazard!
29. Neal Stephenson - July 29, 2009 1:37 PM
maybe you can get a real fish
http://izobrazba.naspletu.com/learn.html
30. evony - July 29, 2009 1:38 PM
Hell yeah, I'm back. Forget these water bottle floaties. Please click on my link in the sidebar and help save my heaving cleavage from the shackles of this shredded dress.
31. boredom - July 29, 2009 1:47 PM
I'm guessing you could you these to put in your beer so no body will touch it.
32. STOMPY (is still banging Pikachu) - July 29, 2009 1:52 PM
@31
People can't steal your beer if its in ur belly, think about it....
33. Wendy - July 29, 2009 1:56 PM
They are stupid cute, but would be smashed in my house on the cuteness factor.... I have to many sons.
34. Lizzie - July 29, 2009 2:08 PM
they are kinda cute, but how annoying is it to put it in and take it out of every water bottle. and than put it in and take it out. put it in. take it out.......
35. Lost - July 29, 2009 2:12 PM
@21
Damnit, are you Jerry in disguise?
36. Ollie Williams - July 29, 2009 2:13 PM
@33
WTF is wrong with your titties?
37. DLS - July 29, 2009 2:43 PM
Why are the Japanese so creepy?
38. Felix - July 29, 2009 6:25 PM
Where DO you go about buying one. I cant find a vendor and my airways are far to clear after I drink
39. McCracken - July 29, 2009 10:32 PM
@31 beers gross vodka's way better
40. geekofan - July 30, 2009 4:29 AM
Must See!!
http://75684.onodot.com/
41. Jaded Icon - July 30, 2009 7:36 AM
@ GFS
I have a question, if you're totally loaded and have a full stomach of booze and a robot eats you.........will it get drunk?
42. hi' - July 30, 2009 8:35 AM
These are so cute! I need these because doing nothing all day except eating twinkies from 1997 and drinking bottled vodka from 1974 does get very lonely sometimes......
but then i remember that i have my computer so i then look at Geekologie and become entertained at all the stuff GW writes about. And besides, how did you guys find out about Geekologie and how did GW come up with such an AWESOME site?!?!?!? The world just amazes me sometimes!!!
43. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 30, 2009 8:43 AM
@41
Very little alcohol will be transferred via my semen. So, no the robot will not get drunk. It will get a wicked awesome facial, but not drunk.
44. Spikey DaPikey - July 30, 2009 9:29 AM
How do you get the little buggers out again ?!?
45. 137 - July 30, 2009 8:32 PM
tampon/dildo jellyfish in water
46. FiM - September 24, 2009 12:25 PM
i couldn't find it in my country D: got to wait till AFA09 November!
47. bob - October 25, 2009 7:21 PM
were can i get one?