Why?: Jellyfish Toys Go In Your Water Bottle

Bandai is selling these $6 jellyfish toys that you put in your water bottle to keep you company when you're doing whatever sad, lonely thing you do that's led you to buy a $6 piece of plastic to keep you company. But hey, I'm not judging (I just ordered thirty). They come in jellyfish, squid and octopus varieties and present a choking hazard to all people under 150. GOTTA CHOKE ON 'EM ALL!

Several more shots after the jump.

Bandai micro toys will float in your bottle to gross you out [newlaunches]

Thanks to LeaC, who only fills her water bottles with vodka.

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