Jul 31 2009Wear This *snicker*: Bikini Dissolves In Water

wow lol i want one

but is it edible?

that's hilarious, but horrible!

I want a Snicker's Bar...

hahaha

You're welcome.. and I already have one on order.. "Hunny I bought you something.."

great if you have swimming pool

http://izobrazba.naspletu.com/learn.html

Interesting... there's a version for men too, but I wonder no one's talking about that one?

http://www.racheshop.de/product_images/images/big/108553_big.jpg

Is it just water or any type of wetness? ..What? I have an over-active bladder.

Anyone else enjoying their weekly Hennessy Friday?

So oooooold! i saw that in some other site about 2h ago :o
lol just kidding... yup, thats a great gift, i have to get some of those for my hot friends ^^ rawr!

Great except for the labeling "GET NAKED BIKINI" on the package... she won't suspect a thing

(yes)

Mmmm... Snickers.

This is just dumb.
It's as dumb as those things in the 70s/80s, you know, those plastic things you put in the oven and they would harden and shrink...or something like that.

This goes under the pile of Things-that-Make-You-Go "Eh?"

i'm thinking of tossing one in my next pot of chili.

@13

What in the hell are you talking about?

twenty bikinis for my girlfriend.

HER: "They all look the same"

ME: "Just put them on honey"

*I WINK AND SMILE*

Am I going to have to clean this out of the pool filter? I'm not so excited about this.

If I want my woman to swim naked. I will just simply command her to do so.

D:< I'm so hungry and here you are talking about snickers.

@ 13 These?
http://www.shrinkydinks.com/

BRILLIANT!

but wont she notice if she is...you know...."moist"...down there?

Have to agree with 11if they had a little sticker you could just take off of the package saying that they dissolve in water, it would be more effective.

Bonus check biitches!!! Eat that! Now I just need to figure out how to waste my extra monies!!!

Also, I wonder if you make a girl really horny her bottoms would just melt away, how hand would that be? Guys already have to walk around with a stiff pole making it obvious to the world that they want some, maybe its time to even the playing feild.

now i want a snickers ;A;

@13. Shrinky dinks are neat-o torpedo.
@16. Think she'll figure it out by the time she gets to twenty?

They should sell a lot of these just before mother's day.

Shrinky Dinks; there we go. Thank you, #19. I was about to go nuts trying to remember what they were called.

Yea, this is as dumb as strinky dinks. AHHA!

@21

http://www.demotivatorblog.com/2008/10/16/youre-stupid-demotivator/

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back down where Max went into business making bikinis and selling them on the bopardwalk. It turned out that they tried to save money on thread by sewing them together using surplus suture thread. Unfortunately the suture material they used was for dissolving stitches and when the bikinis got wet they fell apart.

Oh man, I need to get one of these. Only problem: the one pool we have access to is the in-laws'. Don't think hubby is going to be all ...excited... swimming in his parents' pool, even if my bikini does vanish.

What to do, what to do.

Daisy I think you should patent that.

Dissolving suture in bikinis.

too bad ive got titty tassels

and a jabbawockke strap
as BACKUP

ah ah ah ah

Ahem! Where's the demonstration video?

this is a stupid idea. if you purchase this for your wife or girlfriend what's the big deal? You have already seen her naked more times than you can count so what is one more? If you are doing this to her as a joke you will be facing having an ex or divorce shortly after the incident.

if you try to give this to a complete stranger you will go to jail.

I don't see the market in this....unless you purchase a crate of these things then start placing them in stores in the bathing suit racks and let the girls purchase them. sad thing about that is you would never get to see the end result.

Omg, Best idea ever. I gotta get one for my friends birthday, then suggest going swimming.

Maybe I'm just not the average girl, but I usually wash any bathing suit I buy or get before I wear them. You know... because you don't know how clean the suit actually is! Even if you order the suit, there's the off chance that the company's sending you a suit that was sent back by Julie RottenCrotch. Then you have the stuff you get off the rack- I don't even want to think about how nasty those suits could be! (Seriously, I've seen things on those suits that would render the average man impotent.)

Still, the gag would probably still be good. It'd more than likely screw up the washing machine, that's for sure & you'd get a two-fer if the girl had other clothes in there with the suit & then threw the whole lot into the dryer without checking it thoroughly.

great idea to bad im already good enough to get any girl naked anyways...even if shes an ex ;)

Lol Julie Rottencrotch.
I'll remember that.

I have a question. If you buy stuff of the rack that would make a man impotent then how do you know as it's on the womens rack?

Looking for a reason for your frigidity? ;)

@ 34

Damn! Your right! Most of the girls I know (yes I know girls, dont be shocked) would wash this before putting it on.......DAMMIT!!!! Oh well, I guess I'll just have to break the washing machine......again.

Some of the things that you buy from the rack, especially underwear, bras, swimsuits, ect., are covered in either:
1. Hair; and I don't mean hair from your head
2. White/yellow/green discharge: you know this because it either smells like rotten cheese or fish
3. Period blood
4. Shit
5. Bacteria infested skin cells: smells like BO

Some women are apparently disgustingly filthy. I have even seen underwear where some woman put her used tampon in them, and then hung them back up again. And screw that whole idea of trying things on before you buy them. No amount of MY clean underwear is going to protect me from the dirtiness of others.
That is what would render a man impotent; but of course, I had to describe it inorder for everyone to understand why women wash things before we wear them.

Eugh!
Girls are gross.

If it in theory could make a man impotent then I dread to think what it does to you girls.

Thank you SmokingGirl, because that is all true. Some chicks are disgusting and if you don't already know how big or small your ass is and need to try on undies you have some issues.

However, I would rock the hell out of this for however many seconds that it'd stay on my body. So long as it came pre-package in a sealed bag that I know no one else's junk has touched. Besides, I think it'd be hilarious to surprise the boy toy with a late night swim.

*bows* Thank you, thank you.

@ 24. You obviously have never met my girlfriend.

HER: "Where'd it go?"

ME: "Oh i don't know. here's another."

LADIES

so ive been googling discharge texture and its not narrowing down to an solution (mine is clear whiteish but my friend has like a cottage cheese texture and a foul velveeta cheese stench)

i think my freind has been suffering from a yeast infection and its not getting better :0( needless to say she went bathing suit shopping at swimco ...
bad idea!!

My suggested solution :
Making yogurt posicles then popping it into the vagina at first stage of the infection….

supposingly the yogurt has active cultures aka a friendly bacteria >>Lactobacillus acidophilus
That produce hydrogen peroxide and is usually found in happy healthy vaginae

Im trying to convince her but she thinks it’s a joke…

Maybe I should dipp one of her tampons in some activia

any advice...folks

So, if they had invented the swimming trunks that dissolve on water first then some Men rights would have come against it?

might use this on 5/1/10

*places a sign saying free bikinis and a few pairs near a public pool*

I mean 4/1/10....heh

#45
They have as well haven't they?
But no, no mens rights group wont complain and certainly the feminist complaining wont start to include the mens version in their outrage.
They don't care what happens to men because it's only wrong when it happens to a woman.
That's why they are called FEMale chauvINIST infact would probably get them a ltiile excited ;) hope they aren't wearing a pair.

I know it! Somebody's been tapping into my Dreams! They rank right up there with my invention of the Breakaway Bikini Strings and the Bikinis that turn clear in water.

What? They haven't found out about that yet? I call DIBBS!!...

@36:

LOL. Nope- just describing the reactions a few guy friends have had when I told them how nasty the women's suits can get when you go & get them off the rack. One didn't believe me until I took him to Walmart & showed him. Ok, so maybe the ones at Walmart would be the worst of the worst, but trust me- nobody was in the mood for anything other than vomiting after we saw the "deposits" left on they "hygiene strip" of the bathing suits there.

Pool, smhool! If it's water soluble, I have enough saliva to lick it away!

mmm mmm mm this is delish a perfect way to start off the topic of sex with a gf...its like you slyly give them the thing as a gift invite her to come swim and watch it just melt away then omg youre sooooo naked idk how that could of possibly be happen.....well seeing as how youre naked....we should totally smash.... o.0

wtf?!?! possibly be happen?O.O

you know theermans make good stuff....

was i seriously the first to say that?

Whats the problem,Rosemarie? They don't make an infinity extra large to fit YOU?

Must See!!

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mmm i LOVE GINE!!! =P

What is incredible is the fact that i often read Geekologie, live in Switzerland and know Rosmarie! (Really)

This is really an interesting article, but the promoted product is such an insult to women, for which this is really sounds very disgusting!
i don't think that this was made in order to give a nice apparel for women.