Jul 23 2009Video Game Bling: The Halo Ring

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Typically I don't wear jewelry (just makeup) but I would make an exception for this Master Chief ring. The $180 finger cuff even has the Halo 3 emblem inscribed on the inside. Plus, if you punch somebody in the face hard enough you'll leave them with a little Spartan helmet indentation. And that, my friend, is *POW* Haha -- consider yourself chiefed, sucker!

This Halo Ring is Bling [gadgetcrave]

Thanks to Clark, who says whenever he sees Master Chief he thinks of me. And not just because you never see my face. I'm a great leader too, you know.

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makes me want to draw a face on my finger

...or glue on some googly eyes

Im not a massive halo fan but that is pretty awesome

I wonder if the couple that had the HALO wedding have this ring.

Cause they should.

That's a can of awesome right there....

After you get your Halo ring, please click on my link in the sidebar and help save my heaving cleavage from the shackles of this shredded dress.

I want a George Bush ring. No wait, a George Bush razor.

One day.... one day I'll play Halo and see what the big deal is...

@3

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@7

It's not that big of a deal. Just your run of the mill shooter. I can't understand why people are so into it either.

@7 - I've played it... it really isn't even that sweet.

This ring would be easy as hell to make... just make a cast from the head of one of those halo action figures and file it clean.... I'm about to bust out my smelting kit and sell friggin PoS rings at the local web cafes to greazy faced ubertards

Mind control... it's gotta be mind control

Or maybe just the pew pews...

#5 Yesss! Save the shackled Evony babe!

Then save my dumb brute.....
http://bootelicious.mybrute.com

@12 I'm a level 32 Brute Master... beat that bitch.

@5 Most people who talk about how hot they are online are lying fat pimply bastages...

@12 I really hope you spill coffee all over your tower...

http://mybrutesfail.youfail.fag

Ohhhh Evony is that new online game..... I hope they pay you to be their bltch or that you're in fact a bot.... in which case I hope you fry

When I see the Evony ads, I think of;

♪ Evony and ivory live together in perfect harmony
♪ Side by side on my piano keyboard, oh lord, why dont we?
♪ We all know that people are the same where ever we go
♪ There is good and bad in evryone,
♪ We learn to live, we learn to give
♪ Each other what we need to survive together alive.

@14, I'm very hot online.

@GFS, how dare you call HALO 'run of the mill'. Do you know how long I waited in line for HALO 2 and 3? Long enough to be declared insane. I creamed my jeans when I saw the opening sequence for HALO 2 and I showed up at Bungie Studios to give all the designers and engineers blowjobs.

Yeah. I don't get what the big deal is either.

@16: Thanks to you, whenever I hear that song I'll think of Paul McCartney's heaving cleavage, shackled in a shredded dress.

@20. Your'e welcome. Just doing my part.

@21

http://www.ruthbaslerburr.com/Turtle,%20silly_small.jpg

I think it wants your cock.

The best thing about HALO is Red vs. Blue.

@1

FIRST!

I Played Halo 2 and 3 through a single time in campaign, and no more after that, but this still pretty cool.

Actually, according to the MYTHBUSTERS it would not make an indent on the person's face...

I saw that. They ripped a pig in half.

Whats a Halo?

yeahh too bad halo really sucks!

@ 22

I agree, it's funny as hell.

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