Jul 9 2009The Apocalypse Nears: 101 Robot T-Shirts
No, I'M not posting 101 robot t-shirts. That's way too many images for me. That's like, damn near a hundred. I did post some of my favorites after the jump, but you'll have to hit the link to see them all. The nice thing is they're all conveniently linked to the various places you can buy them if you're interested. But you're not, are you? No, because we don't eff with robots, do we? No, we don't. That's like playing with fire. But nothing like playing with fire because fire's actually fun and won't shoot you with a laser. More like making love in prison. Yes, like making love in prison.
Oh, and I almost forgot the greatest part about this tip:
Hi,I know you've written about t-shirts in the past, and with a name like Geekologie the chances of you not liking robots are pretty slim, so I thought you might be interested to see a post I wrote a couple of weeks ago called '101 Robot T-shirts', which I probably don't need to explain the content of!
If you only knew, Andy, if you only knew. Or read. What can I say, I'm one in a million. The one that's gonna survive.
Hit the jump to see my favorites and then click through to see a whole bunch more (101, literally).
101 Robot T-Shirts [hideyourarms]
Reader Comments
1. tobyraider - July 9, 2009 5:26 PM
FIRSTARD!!!!
And proud of it...
OK, I was First. Now I'm done...
2. Question-man - July 9, 2009 5:29 PM
The question I have is, WHY??????
3. sxy - July 9, 2009 5:31 PM
sxysxysxy
4. tobyraider - July 9, 2009 5:32 PM
Because hitting the refresh button 4000 times is what I call productivity here at Dunder-Mifflin...
5. Birr Crinton - July 9, 2009 5:33 PM
so these are actual robots? i don't thoroughly understand the mechanics behind all of these individual robots but i notice a general pattern in the design. i'm going to convert this emerging pattern into algorithms then have them translated into biorhythms.
6. Wes - July 9, 2009 5:33 PM
the first one is vaguely stolen from flight of the conchords
7. LSDiesel - July 9, 2009 5:38 PM
The R2-D2 bird cage made me giggle.
8. NotARobot - July 9, 2009 5:38 PM
Well, it's inevitable *beep* The perfect race is finally taking over the world *beboop* Us fleshy meatbags might as well make ourselves useful as slaves for the superior robots *boop*
9. LSDiesel - July 9, 2009 5:44 PM
@8, um excuse me sir...is that a bolt in your forehead?
10. awesome+cool+pew= geekologie - July 9, 2009 5:59 PM
and with a name like Geekologie the chances of you not liking robots are pretty slim. HAHAHAHAHA
11. Ciao - July 9, 2009 6:00 PM
I dig the first two shirts, #4 is just hilarious
12. naas had in & out burger today, fǖcking utopia I tell ya - July 9, 2009 6:20 PM
@1, @4 just when we thought being pathetic couldn't be more pathetic - YES YOU ARE DONE
13. lala - July 9, 2009 6:29 PM
and with a name like Geekologie the chances of you not liking robots are pretty slim. HAHAHAHAHA
14. Michael Scott - July 9, 2009 6:34 PM
Shut the hell up Toby! I get more productivity out of Phyllis' ass in an hour than you in an entire day! Go back to Costa Rica!!
15. Moose Knuckle - July 9, 2009 7:16 PM
umm... bewbs.
16. NotARobot - July 9, 2009 8:31 PM
@9, No *boop* Your fleshy human eyes are mistaken *beep*
17. Beastman AIDS - July 9, 2009 9:15 PM
I wonder if GW finds the dinobots shirt arousing or alarming?
Kind of like a really hot chick giving you head but then you notice the bulge in her pants - do the pros outweigh the cons?
18. nancy - July 9, 2009 9:55 PM
the 1st one is totally flight of the conchords. it is an awesome music video LOL
19. Daisy - July 9, 2009 10:28 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max asked his robot friend to shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level, and the robot shut them all off. Later after Max and Baja got out of the trash masher, he wondered why a space ship would carry around compressed trash rather than dump it to save energy.
20. Daisy - July 9, 2009 10:36 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell it's a fake because the shadows are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max asked his robot friend to shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level, and the robot shut them all off. Later after Max and Baja got out of the trash masher, he wondered why a space ship would carry around compressed trash rather than dump it to save energy.
21. Heather - July 9, 2009 11:52 PM
A chilling vision of things to come. If anybody needs me, I'll be under my bed, whimpering softly.
22. Robot - July 10, 2009 1:11 AM
@16 damn for not being a robot I like how you talk!
also I need these shirts!!!! *beep*
23. Aple - July 10, 2009 3:39 AM
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24. Me - July 10, 2009 6:21 AM
Quite clever... infiltrating our minds by putting images of themselves on boobs... theyr trying to desensitise the male population! btw Beastman u stole my comment ;P
25. Ciao - July 10, 2009 7:30 AM
@ Daisy:
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27. Jess - July 10, 2009 7:51 AM
I need to know where to buy the dinobots tee. like now.
28. Matty - July 10, 2009 9:47 AM
I've got AIDS...Beastman AIDS.... and i'll spread them into every good boy and girl today..
29. kmath - July 10, 2009 10:14 AM
@27 If only the GW explained in plain terms how exactly to buy the T-shirts if you were interested in them. Maybe something like:
"The nice thing is they're all conveniently linked to the various places you can buy them if you're interested."
Would that have helped?
30. Turd Furguson - July 10, 2009 10:23 AM
2012 nigga betta check yo shit son!!!!!!! goooooooooood fwam boy :)
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31. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 10, 2009 10:47 AM
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32. msjessiemeghan - July 10, 2009 11:44 AM
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33. BinaryWinter - July 10, 2009 12:49 PM
Oh rad!
We make the "Input No Evil, Process No Evil, Output No Evil" shirt
It's called Wise Robots and you can get at BinaryWinter.etsy.com
It's cool checking out geekologie and seeing our own stuff!
Keep up the good work, gents.
34. STOMPY - July 10, 2009 5:54 PM
last one there is a penis pump
35. Yeags - July 10, 2009 8:51 PM
I doubt the mechanical owl from Clash of the Titans could take over the world.
36. led display - July 10, 2009 11:43 PM
.........lol............
37. hotels - July 13, 2009 8:17 AM
Who cares?
38. Galtacticus - July 13, 2009 9:37 AM
Lol i want that 'Clash of the Titans' owl.
39. SPace - November 1, 2009 11:42 PM
haha its so nice getting sent links from friends and having my artwork on top of a page. especially on a lovely website like this.
humans are dead! buy my shirt! cheers!