TASER TASER TASER!: New Taser Shoots Three Probes For Zapping Multiple Perps
The TASER X3 is just that, a taser that shoots three separate probes for shocking several victims at once. Or, fire them all into one perp and watch that sucker light up like a Christmas tree!
The new weapon will be officially unveiled on July 27th, but in anticipation of that glorious day, TASER has kindly posted an employee demonstration video of shooting three entirely underpaid women in the back, to the applause of onlookers.
Yes, women. And yes, the guy yells TASER TASER TASER before blasting them all. Which, apparently, is the cool thing to do. Now I'm not saying I could have taken all three shots and still been standing, but I totally could have. Hell, I could have probably taken five. No, ten. Twenty! GIMME THE CHAIR!
Triple-shot TASER X3 imminent, deranged employees celebrate with mock executions [engadget]
Thanks to Julian and michelle, who could take like fifteen shots and still punch you in the face.
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