Jul 28 2009Spoiled Brat Gets 98" TV In Ceiling Above Bed

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Patti Deni, undoubtedly trying to make up for her lack of parenting (or child droppage), had a 98-inch StarGlas60 television installed in the ceiling above her teenage son's bed.

"Because it's so big and has such a wide viewing angle, Patty's son wouldn't have to lay flat on his back necessary to see the screen," Bohner explains.


"He and his friends can prop themselves just about anywhere and get a good view," adds Patty.

Wow. I didn't even have a TV in my bedroom until I was....okay, I don't think I've ever had a TV in my bedroom. And you know why? Because I don't sleep. LIKE EDWARD IN TWILIGHT. Only I'm dreamier. Somebody, anybody, back me up. DO IT NOW!

100-inch Screen Gets Mounted Flush in the Ceiling [electronichouse]

Thanks to naas and 42 y/o undead warlock, whose kids are lucky to not sleep under the dining room table.

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1. Jerry - July 28, 2009 1:31 PM

I hate that kid.

http://bootelicious.mybrute.com

2. Lost - July 28, 2009 1:33 PM

I hate BruteFags.

3. Mayo - July 28, 2009 1:34 PM

This kid is gonna be fat.

4. shadwag - July 28, 2009 1:37 PM

nice t.v., i suppose. but, my bed could beat the crap out of that kid's bed.

5. Daisy - July 28, 2009 1:37 PM

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max had a cat in the ceiling that watched him masturbate.

6. Jerry - July 28, 2009 1:38 PM

You love BruteFags. You are the BruteFag.

http://bootelicious.mybrute.com

7. Timbo - July 28, 2009 1:39 PM

Stupid parents

8. The Superficial Writer - July 28, 2009 1:39 PM

It's true. The man never sleeps, and his skin sparkles like diamonds. Which goes well with his purse. ZING!

9. Timbo - July 28, 2009 1:40 PM

@1&6 You're dumb

10. Bethy - July 28, 2009 1:40 PM

I bet that kid watches sooo much porn on that thing...thats all teenage boys watch right?

11. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 28, 2009 1:41 PM

@6
Finally! A brutefag wants to argue! It's about god damn time. Now that you've quite ignoring the rest of us, I must ask, what made you want to become the scum of Geekologie?

@GW
http://img.moronail.net/img/1/7/1417.jpg

13. Birr Crinton - July 28, 2009 1:42 PM

lucky little assbag. this is the best way to view porn. evar. i hope it falls on his face while he's jerkin it to shemales.

14. naas - July 28, 2009 1:45 PM

After spilling food all over my face for trying to eat while watching or gaming on the ceiling, I'd have to wonder if the install would've been better on the wall

15. Jerry - July 28, 2009 1:46 PM

I have always liked Geekologie, and have always posted on here. I just started that stupid Brute game that I happen to like in a twisted way, and post my link to it here as well. What's wrong with that? People post links to all kinds of crap on here without any kind of relevant comment.

http://bootelicious.mybrute.com

16. naas - July 28, 2009 1:58 PM

@15 lose the brutelink & someone might listen to you

17. Jerry - July 28, 2009 1:59 PM

What's the difference between having a brutelink and a link to your myspace account? Who really cares?

http://bootelicious.mybrute.com

18. gizmoduck - July 28, 2009 2:01 PM

hercueles should teach that kid a lesson, better yet, teach the parents how to rock.
stupid spoiled rich a*holes

20. Milkman - July 28, 2009 2:02 PM

What a spoiled brat.

21. Woohoo - July 28, 2009 2:03 PM

Now this is a TV,,,
http://driftwood-x.mybrute.com

22. Jerry - July 28, 2009 2:10 PM

Gordon-

I agree with you that the guys who just post something like "check this out!" along with the brute link, are a bunch of troll dicks, but I still don't see anything wrong with posting my link as long as I post a relevant comment.

I'd put the guys who post links to pictures that don't relate along with no comment or a comment that doesn't relate in the same realm as the "brute fags" that do the same thing.

so here's my link :P
http://bootelicious.mybrute.com


23. Jerry - July 28, 2009 2:11 PM

case in point is #21

24. naas - July 28, 2009 2:14 PM

@22 if everyone posted a link after every comment LIKE YOU this board would be littered with links everywhere. Since you're so proud of that retarded game KEEP YOU LINK IN YOUR NAME and leave it out of every comment like a sigfile when you have something relevant to share with the rest of us, GOT IT?

25. Jerry - July 28, 2009 2:16 PM

Hey naas, is this better? Will this brighten your day? Can I be your friend on Facebook?

26. naas - July 28, 2009 2:18 PM

It's sad you had to be told to figure it out Jerry

27. Moose Knuckle - July 28, 2009 2:19 PM

Is it too much to ask of my heathen gods that the tv comes loose and smashes into his smug Dursley face?

28. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 28, 2009 2:20 PM

@21&17

This is why we hate brutefags. It's really not that far off of spam. People only post them because they gain experience points for every person that creates a character through their link. You are using teh Geek Pages as a way to "win" your game by spamming. The url link in my name (that's why it's pink) does not give the Bengals a better team evey time you click the link. All that happens when you click it is you find out I'm in the Cincinnati area because only people from such an area can enjoy a shitty football team.

You say, "What's the difference between having a brutelink and a link to your myspace account? Who really cares?"
A myspace account doesn't improve with a thousand views. It just means a lot of people looked at it. A myspace account tells me a little more about who a person really is. Mybrute tells me that persone likes childish games. Also, if people came onto these boards and just posted about their myspace accounts, we would flame the fück out of them.

Leave the brute link in your name and nowhere else and we may leave you alone about it.

29. Pew³ - July 28, 2009 2:20 PM

I don't think I would enjoy a TV on the ceiling. I would keep falling asleep trying to watch my favorite shows.

Come be my friend in the fantastic world of Facebook.
www.facebook.com

30. whtvr - July 28, 2009 2:23 PM

Anyways, brute wars aside, there is no way that TV could be confortably viewed for any period of time without hurting your neck unless you are lying flat on your back. And it needs to be a little more towards the head of the bed.

Oh and the bed looks like a turd.

31. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 28, 2009 2:23 PM

persone=person

Thinking in multiple languages again.

32. Jerry - July 28, 2009 2:23 PM

Naas, what difference does it make how many links are on the page? TOS even says you can put up to 3 links in your comments. Are you the comment/link police?

http://bootelicious.mybrute.com

33. jp - July 28, 2009 2:27 PM

Must of cost a small fortune. Sucks if there's any dead pixels, etc....not to mention bulbs dying and such. Gonna be bad in a few years of, lets face it, constant use.


Plus what when the kid moves out....unless momma wants him forever.

35. Jerry - July 28, 2009 2:28 PM

I'm amazed how so many people come to think of a site as their own just because they read/post/comment frequently.

Ok, I'm done now. I'll go back to my parent's basement.

http://bootelicious.mybrute.com
sorry, couldn't resist :)

36. Dishy Dishyington - July 28, 2009 2:31 PM

Jerry, you're right, you're not as much of an f-tard as #21. And since maybe you really are a somewhat clueless 12yo, I'll explain. Other people post links to things they think are funny/interesting. There's a lot of social communication beneath the surface that maybe you cannot detect.

You're comments are not bad by themselves. But you ruin them all and destroy any respect you might otherwise garner by posting the same advertising link after each post. But you're really just advertising that you don't understand what's going on here at all, which makes you untrustworthy.

Look, this is all pretty intuitively obvious to most of us. I'm only explaining it because I know some people really are socially blind. But they can still learn the rules intellectually. Here's your opportunity.

37. Comment/link police - July 28, 2009 2:31 PM

@32

Stop it asshat.

38. Jerry - July 28, 2009 2:33 PM

#32 Ok, the comment/link police have spoken. I will obey. :)

39. naas - July 28, 2009 2:34 PM

@36 thank you

40. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 28, 2009 2:37 PM

@35

Fück you, shit stain. I hope you fall down the basement stairs and break your neck just enough to make you a quadriplegic. Then, after 3 years of therapy, you finally lose hope and try to drive your motorized wheel chair off of a cliff only to get it caught on a rock. The momentum you had built up will toss you from the chair and onto a sharper rock which pierces your colostomy bag and you end up helpless and alone in a puddle of your own shit. Fück you.

Come be my friend in the fantastic world of Facebook.
http://www.facebook.com

41. SHOOK1904 - July 28, 2009 2:39 PM

really? A Last name of BOHNER?

42. naas - July 28, 2009 2:40 PM

Jesus shumway, that's right down there with my wishing softlicious would die & look what happened to him

43. STOMPY (is still banging Pikachu) - July 28, 2009 2:41 PM

@Jerry
how many stupid brutefags change
how many fakes has daisy claimed
where were you while naas was getting high
slowly playing with my balls
while standing in the shopping malls
where were you while naas was getting high

Someday we will find naas
dead out by the poolside
with an empty vodka bottle by his side
someday we will find naas
dead out by the poolside
with an empty vodka bottle by his side

wake up in jail and wonder why
my arsehole hurts, I'm gonna cry
wipe that jizz away now from my thigh
shouldn't haved played with my balls
while standing in those shopping malls
where were you while naas was getting high

this is an example of a funny post, either you make a funny comment or gtfo, since we can't flame every fag who post's a lame arse comment we can at least take care of the repeat offenders... man up and make a funny....

44. Jerry - July 28, 2009 2:45 PM

Geez, I say I'll obey the comment/link police and all I get afterwards is crap. You guys really know how to beat a dead horse.

And by horse, I mean schlong.

And by schlong, I mean yourself.

45. Ollie Williams - July 28, 2009 2:47 PM

Why be a parent when you can install a 98" TV in your offspring's room. I vote both the parents and child should be hung, not because I'm jealous, because I'm an angry son of a bitch.

46. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 28, 2009 2:50 PM

@45

They're already hung. Well...the kid is. Why else do you think his mommy treats him so well?

47. Pew³ - July 28, 2009 2:55 PM

Gordon, I love your sig @40. Thats what I was trying to do.

Come enjoy the wonder flavor of Pork Chop Sandwiches!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1BDM1oBRJ8

48. Davo - July 28, 2009 2:59 PM

@43 - Oasis?

49. Karyn - July 28, 2009 3:06 PM

GW is indeed far dreamier than Edward Cullen. I love GW almost enough to start a trashy angelfire/tripod/geocities page about him filled with blingees, lime green and yellow font colors, and scrolling text. I love GW almost enough to WrItE HiM LoVe PoEmS In AlT CaPs AnD 1337 SpEAk. I love GW almost enough to do all of that in Comic Sans.

50. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 28, 2009 3:06 PM

@48

Disco!

51. Lost - July 28, 2009 3:08 PM

@Jerry

Alright I'll admit it. I'm a level 62 BruteFag Master. You see what I do is scour the internet in search of BruteFags like yourself. Then what I do is get everyone else in that forum to gang up on them and tell them to get rid of that stupid shit. When I see that I have succeeded I level up.

Thank you my friend for now I am a LEVEL 63 BruteFag Master.

53. Brute Killer - July 28, 2009 3:24 PM

What's wrong with sleeping under the dining room table? Especially when it's part of a badass fort......


On a side note: the Bengals suck

55. Annie - July 28, 2009 3:29 PM

@49 Wow.. that really takes me back.. to like 1999. Amazing. I love you!

56. GoGo VicMorrow - July 28, 2009 3:37 PM

@Gordon

I'm part of the Bengals extended fan base from northeastern Ky. They're the closest we've got to our own.

57. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 28, 2009 3:47 PM

@56

There's *shudders to think this way* always Pittsb...I can't say it! Fück Shitsburg!

58. blp - July 28, 2009 3:50 PM

yeah he is a spoiled little bastard alright but I'm planning to get a projector to project on my ceiling so I get almost as good picture quality without the worry of a TV falling out and crushing me when I sleep.

59. henree - July 28, 2009 4:05 PM

freakin brat.... just like my gf. i love her though.

60. WindomURL - July 28, 2009 4:23 PM

So Wii Fit is out of the question then?

61. Sal - July 28, 2009 4:26 PM

I hope the kid gets robbed! or the tv causes the house to catch on fire! I just want the mom to feel stupid! I hate Stupid Parents!

62. killerabbit - July 28, 2009 4:44 PM

Hahaha, Bohner. That is all.

63. Zod - July 28, 2009 4:58 PM

With any luck the TV will fall out of the ceiling and land on his mom's head as she's clearing the Pizza boxes and fast food wrappers from the brat kids room. She'll be incapacitated/unconscious on the floor unable to cater with the ungrateful little brats demanding leeching lifestyle. Then a few days down the line, the kid who is too fat to get out of bed by himself will figure out his mom is dead and no-one is coming to rescue him so he'll die festering in his own shitty bed-sores.........

......not that I'm jealous or anything.

64. Yvonne - July 28, 2009 5:38 PM

Can you say spoiled white kid?

65. butterbee - July 28, 2009 5:56 PM

Flush mounted past the foot of the bed?!?! Really?

He gonna get keeeeystooooned!

Maybe an angled-recessed mount would have made more sense.

66. GoGo VicMorrow - July 28, 2009 5:59 PM

@Gordon

Actually yeah, it's crazy split. I have some friends that are die-hard pittsburgh fans. I will say the pitts fans are a bit more eccentric. I know of at least two thoroughly decorated pittsburgh trucks in town, and one guy with a hulk themed car complete with hulk hands, but that (hulk cavalier) is not sports related that has more to do with the refinery i think..

67. Zack - July 28, 2009 7:11 PM

Heh. His name is Bohner. Get it?

68. bluemanda - July 28, 2009 7:33 PM

Zack thank you so much. I thought nobody else caught that. I laughed out loud when I read "Bohner." Shame on you other Geeks.

69. higk - July 28, 2009 8:30 PM

Am I the only one that laughed when i read the name "Bohner"???

70. Paul - July 28, 2009 9:27 PM

Perfect for Wii Whip-It!

71. Boomer - July 29, 2009 12:44 AM

Call me crazy, but wouldn't you get a terrible neck strain from that? Putting it on the ceiling like that will put a crick in your neck no matter how big the screen is.

Who wants to bet that within a year the kid is going to ask his mom to put in a 2nd tv on the wall because he doesn't like the one on the ceiling?

72. JJtoob - July 29, 2009 2:29 AM

Aaah, don't you see the genius of it all? The parents are pretending to be spoiling the kid, but in reality, they want to teach him a lesson by fûcking his back and eyes from the messed up angle at which the tv was installed. Unless the parents really are just dumb, and that's why the tv was so stupidly installed, in which case, the kid will be fûcked anyway. Anyway, I'd give that kid Donnie Darko as a gift, I'm sure he'll have trouble sleeping after that. But I'm not jealous either, it's not like I can't fit a big ass tv like that on my bunkbed or anything. Or that I don't have the money to begin with...

73. geekofan - July 29, 2009 3:42 AM

check this out >>
http://75684.onodot.com/

74. Graf Zeppelin - July 29, 2009 4:04 AM

I had a tv in my room when I was 10. It was an awsome 14" and connected to an immortal zx spectrum 48k. I tell ya. The pron we had on the computers those days. Man. What? That pixel? Oh that was just jet set willy.

75. Mugen - July 29, 2009 7:40 AM

Cheese.

76. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - July 29, 2009 10:07 AM

Posting a link to my myspace account made GFS stalk me. >_<

http://mybruteisgayerthangoatse.com

77. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 29, 2009 12:17 PM

@Thumper

You know if you type your internetz name into google your myspace is the first thing to pop up. Besides, you love to be stalked. Dirty girl.

78. randy - July 29, 2009 1:34 PM

I hope it falls on him and crushes his fat ass while he sleeps.

79. - Neal Stephenson, - July 29, 2009 2:04 PM

tips for bet computers:
http://izobrazba.naspletu.com/learn.html

80. Hennessy - July 29, 2009 2:28 PM

@ all links:
WASTE OF TIME (especially that mybrute thing...)

@post (like you are SUPPOSED TO)
I would friend that kid, then totally mess up his tv, just for the heck of time. Spoil ass brat. But hey, aren't we all spoiled these days? If you have a cell phone, your spoiled because them poor people all over the world can't get one. Listen to me being all 'humanitarian' and shit.....

81. Hennessy - July 29, 2009 2:29 PM

it*** instead of time...omg how could i make that mistake??

82. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 29, 2009 3:18 PM

@81

Because you're an idiot.

83. Hennessy - July 29, 2009 9:53 PM

@82

Next time, come up with a more clever insult, because that was quite lame.

84. boo - July 30, 2009 1:50 AM

You make me laugh so hard sometimes xD You beat Edward by over 9,000 points kthx.

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