Jul 23 2009Solar Powered Gadget Charging Wi-Fi Flowers

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Toyota, in a ploy to sell more Priuses (Priusi?), is installing these solar-powered, gadget charging Wi-Fi stations in a select few U.S. cities (Boston, New York, Chicago, Seattle, San Francisco, and Los Angeles). Unfortunately, I don't live in any of those cities so I'm going to continue stealing my neighbor's electricity. Isn't that right, Mr. Lendoff? I said your yard looks great!

Toyota Unleashes Giant Solar-Powered Flowers On Unsuspecting Cities [ecorazzi]

Thanks to Spikey DaPikey, who charges his gadgets the old fashioned way -- with unicorn tears.

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Yeah, I work in Boston around the corner from that picture. On sunny days those things are pretty cool. But its been raining here for almost 3 months straight so that makes them fairly useless.

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@1 Your dumb ass spelled first wrong. Nice try.

@2 Where in boston are those? Im in boston too.

FURY!!!
@4
i was doing something else you dumb ass
then stroud got in the way

@2 and 4

Can I come to Boston and meet and we will have a threesome?

I have nothing to say so i'll just say they suck!!!

Is that Copley Square?

@6 Your creativity astounds me.

Smell this flower, you son of a b......
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GW. You used my unicorn tears thing. YOU KNOW what I'm talking about.

Don't worry, I'm not mad

So how is this going to get me to buy a prius? Okay, so its "eco-friendly" and apparently so is the Prius. So what? I'm still not going to go out and buy one

"ZOMG!! These flower charging wi-fi things are awesome! I'm so buying a prius now."

this was thought up by some marketing twatard.

Well since no one can spell correctly anymore in our "I must abbreviate everything I write to fit into 140 characters social media happy society"....

FIRST!!!

@9
I'll just put that down as a definite maybe... I'll invite Ollie and GFS, it will be like straight out of the movie pulp fiction

So...these things have 120 plugs? Can I bring like a microwave, a tv and a PS3 and throw down?

@13

First??? you f*cktard.

I have one of these, except instead of a giant daisy its a giant novelty eagle head.

And instead of being a solar charger, it's just a novelty eagle head.

And instead of being giant. It fits on my desk.

No Philadelphia? Why does everyone always shit on Philly?

Thanks to all who helped save my heaving cleavage from the shreds of my dress. However, that ass pounding was vicious afterwards. One of my breasts swung up into my face and broke my nose. Might need a couple days rest but, no worries, my cleavage will need rescuing once again as I become trapped in a different shredded dress.

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie, Never Back Down where Max is hitting the applicant with a broom, he muitters to himself someting about going to get a shovel as he leaves the applicant alone on the porch.

Prii, possibly Priui.

You wouldn't say octupusi.

@ 22

prii (pronounced pre-eye for those unfamiliar with latin grammar :P )
is correct.
in latin you just drop the "us" and ad an "i" for masculine nouns
"filius - son, filii- sons"

@22 I say "octopussy" all the time, which I realize is different than "octopusi" but I'm just saying.

Prii

Priusi... Dumbass!

The sad part is that they don't fully generate a lot of power so its hooked up to the cities power grid underground during times that it needs more due to increased activity or panel failer. It gives it an image that it's a flawless power source. If there were constant power shortages it would be a bad PR flop.

@4 They are right outside of the Prudential on Boylston St.

@1/3/5 You steal my first, I steal your glory.

The plural is "prii".

is the guy standing just to the left of the flower smoking a bong? it sure looks like it.

It's "Priora." It is a latin word, but it is a latin neuter so it's neither masculine nor feminine.

sick shit

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OH Crap! I just took some pictures of those freaken flowers at the Prudential Center in Boston. And as I passed by those businessmen and college students lounging under the pedals, charging their iPhones and surfing on their macbooks thinking, "Why aren't those flowers dancing while collecting pedestrian information like, as to not look so obvious these massive SunFlowerTrees are stealing your information...Idiots all of them" I thought, passing by towards to local internet cafe...I'll send you the pictures though now, the flowers have whithered and left back beneath the Prudential Hell mouth...

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