Jul 3 2009Sexy New Dinos Discovered In Australia
Since I've been so good lately, God has decided to shine his golden face upon me with three previously unheard of dinosaur species for me to choose from as soon as my time machine is complete. Thanks, God.
The two herbivores (Wintonotitan and Diamantinasaurus, middle and bottom) and one carnivore, excavated from the Winton formation, roamed our land during the Cretaceous period - 98 million years ago.
"It not only presents us with two new amazing long-necked giants of the ancient Australian continent, but also announces our first really big predator - Australovenator," says Long.
That's right folks, that handsome devil up top is the Australovenator. I feel like I'm able to love again for the first time since Red Bull girl shot me down like a defunct satellite. Australovenator -- LOVENATE ME!
Scientists discover three new Aussie dinosaurs [abc]
Thanks to Melissa, Michael, janw and draw, who, HEY I CALLED DIBS GUYS, BACK OFF.
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Reader Comments
1. Zombeleton - July 3, 2009 1:30 PM
Dino's!? I love Dinosaurs! It's cool they found some new one's! Dino's FTW!
2. Zombeleton - July 3, 2009 1:31 PM
Also, they should be invited to this party http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONnIjTQ_YK0
3. Jerry - July 3, 2009 1:34 PM
Dino love. Do not want..
http://bootelicious.mybrute.com
4. FDSY - July 3, 2009 1:35 PM
IS it racist to say that all the herbivore dinosaurs look alike to me.
5. Billy Rapture - July 3, 2009 1:36 PM
Did they come from a washing machine?
6. Peachstar - July 3, 2009 1:37 PM
I love dinos, they're tasty.
7. jawn - July 3, 2009 1:41 PM
its jawn... not janw
8. Rawrrrr - July 3, 2009 2:01 PM
Now this is a DIno!
http://driftwood-x.mybrute.com
9. z4x0r - July 3, 2009 2:02 PM
GW, when your time machine is complete, I fear you'll go back to the dino age and never return for us. :(
10. Dr.Necropolis - July 3, 2009 2:03 PM
Australovenator? The first Cyborg Dinosaur, BEWARE THE CYBER-DINO APOCALYPSE!!!!
11. Chuck Nunchuck - July 3, 2009 2:03 PM
Have you guys ever eaten Stegosaurus meat? So good.
12. G.O.D. - July 3, 2009 2:03 PM
Your welcome :)
13. naas in southern cali - July 3, 2009 2:24 PM
Very nice GW, the boner is all YOURS
How soon until science discovers the geekosaurus?
RAWR
14. kaka - July 3, 2009 2:29 PM
Dear Geekologie Writer::
I reaLLY have To Ask, What do you PreFer
HERBIVORES?
or
CARNIVORES?
what REAlly gets you going? a nice T REX or a nice Triceratops???
i think you are more of a carnivore lover because of your love for bacon,
but then again
opposites attract, so maybe you are one of those guys who goes for the opposite of them, and all you want is some Sweet Horns
I also HAve aNOTHER question
you only like girl dinosaurs, obviously your Straight,
but if a gay velociraptor was hitting on you
would you?..................
15. Billy Rapture - July 3, 2009 2:32 PM
@14
You're retarded.
16. Lizzie - July 3, 2009 2:57 PM
@ 5... FTW! :D:D
that's awesome! and that name is the sweetest dinosaur name I've ever heard! for the first time in my life, I wish I was Australian...
(ok, that's a lie, I'm really jealous of their sexy accents)
17. Daisy - July 3, 2009 3:53 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max left the mens room at the diner as it was being held up. He was going to kill the attackers, but his friend, Mace Windu talked him into allowing them to complete the robbery.
18. jaime - July 3, 2009 4:08 PM
aw GW you beat me to the austraLOVEnator joke.
i was thinking something like a sexy australian terminator/sexinator.
19. Watch-303 - July 3, 2009 4:40 PM
RAWWWWWRRR!!!
20. led display - July 3, 2009 10:29 PM
Sexy Dinos...
21. Rhialto - July 4, 2009 9:14 AM
Maybe with a bit luck we know for about 5% what happened in the prehistory.The rest is all a guess.
22. Galtacticus - July 4, 2009 9:17 AM
Just because you're nerd that doesn't mean that you're speaking the truth.It's almost frightening how much we still don't know.
23. Beastman AIDS - July 4, 2009 7:55 PM
"Australonivator"????
That's a seriously fcking insane name.
24. babykiller - July 5, 2009 7:27 PM
No it's not a must see phoenix nobody cares about those stupid mybrute sites except men who like other men up their butt and in their mouth
25. Jaded Icon - July 6, 2009 7:02 AM
Was there ever a more pure love than Dino love?......Well?..........That wasn't a rhetorical question people!