Jul 28 2009Seriously Bro, You Stink: Doc Bottoms Aspray
Doc Bottoms Aspray is an all over body deodorant that allegedly cuts your funk by neutralizing bacteria. Who knows, maybe it works. One thing's for certain though: this commercial doesn't.
Aspray goes where other deodorants can't. Aspray you butt. Aspray your feet. Aspray under your arms -- you can even Aspray your privates
Really? Was that really necessary? WHO DOESN'T KNOW THEY CAN ASPRAY THEIR PRIVATES?!? I'm an Old Spice guy though. Just sayin', IT BUUUUURNS!
Thanks to Harry, Jennifer and Spider, who all stink. Especially Jennifer.
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Reader Comments
1. STOMPY (is still banging Pikachu) - July 28, 2009 2:43 PM
Let's hope Jerry takes a good lesson and changes his name and starts posting real funny comments so we can forget about him...
2. Klay Dayman Christian - July 28, 2009 2:44 PM
"Uuumm...uuhh...uh my butt"
3. sha sha yargh - July 28, 2009 2:46 PM
OH NOES!!
4. joe dirt - July 28, 2009 2:48 PM
Odors in 'special places, huh? Sounds interesting. It would have been better if that chick in the office chair would have just went spread eagle to get that spritz all up in there.
5. naas - July 28, 2009 2:50 PM
dunk your chunk in the funk of a skunk & see if this works after a few rolls with an angry beaver after a long night of skee'ballin on the strip
6. cheese eating surrender monkey - July 28, 2009 2:52 PM
These will sell great in France.
7. WickedKitty - July 28, 2009 2:56 PM
O.O what happened to the old fashion deodorants commercials with stinky dead celebrities?!
8. Dan - July 28, 2009 2:58 PM
LOL best part 1:21
9. Pew³ - July 28, 2009 3:00 PM
I just cant stand people who completelty cover themselves with cologne to try and hide body odor.
Damnit people Aqua De Gio has no odor fighting properties, no matter how much you dump on, your ass still smells!
Come enjoy the great taste of Pork Chop Sandwiches, just don't burn the house down!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1BDM1oBRJ8
10. Moose Knuckle - July 28, 2009 3:03 PM
Smells like Bigfoots d1ck!!
Join me in punching your ticket to HELL!!
http://www.jesusdressup.com/bdsm.html
11. Jerry - July 28, 2009 3:04 PM
Maybe it'll get the funk out of my car. Valet's can really stink at times. Just ask Elaine.
12. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 28, 2009 3:05 PM
Must See!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ONNEONEONEONEO!~~~`````1
Come enjoy the great taste of Pork Chop Sandwiches, just don't burn the house down!
http://www.porkchopjohns.com/PCS_Pic.jpg
13. Lizzie - July 28, 2009 3:08 PM
If it really smells that bad between her legs, she's got bigger problems than not having the right deodorant....
14. Pat - July 28, 2009 3:12 PM
If this were being sold by Vince, MAYBE I'd buy it.
15. Jeremy - July 28, 2009 3:12 PM
ROFL, I love the beginning when the guy sticks his face in the other guy's crack. WHY?!?!
At first I though the bottle said Asplay. Now that would be something I could 'dig'!
Billy Mays this guy ain't!
16. STOMPY (is still banging Pikachu) - July 28, 2009 3:13 PM
@Jerry
Now that you've lost the brute-tag, try quoting non-stop from this... you can't go wrong...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogEtfIdgjpY&feature=related
17. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 28, 2009 3:18 PM
@16
Don't make me hurt you.
Come be my friend in the fantastic world of Facebook.
http://www.facebook.com
18. Daisy - July 28, 2009 3:20 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max drove up next to a mobster and insulted him. They then had a car chase and the mobster ended up dying in a car crash.
19. naas - July 28, 2009 3:21 PM
@14 agreed, this guy doesn't cut it
Click my naem for linkage whoo haa http://www.geekologie.com/2009/07/seriously_bro_you_stink_doc_bo.php#comment-129063
20. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 28, 2009 3:25 PM
@nass
http://www.despair.com/madeinusa.html
Best shirt ever.
21. STOMPY (is still banging Pikachu) - July 28, 2009 3:32 PM
@GFS
I didn't know you were a skinny asain... explains ur robo love u got a goin on
22. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 28, 2009 3:35 PM
@STOMPY
I'm not. I'm a fat, ginger german. If I could get that shirt over my left titty, I'd totally rock it.
23. Etienne - July 28, 2009 3:57 PM
@6: well, believe it or not, but French people DO wash, hence this product being made and sold in the US I guess ;)
24. ffffffffffffff - July 28, 2009 4:02 PM
ill give you MY pocket shot for free
heh heh heh heh >:D
25. Dick - July 28, 2009 4:08 PM
@8 Actual best part is when she sprays it up the skirt... yup, those Fish Tacos...
26. Tennist0 - July 28, 2009 4:21 PM
...I facepalmed....
1.I hope that wasn't serious
2.*facepalm*...yes, again
3. If you aren't Billy Mays, please don't try to sell crap!
27. SmokingGirl - July 28, 2009 4:26 PM
If you're a woman and you suffer from that "not so fresh feeling" here's a word of advice...
If it smells like an owl covered in cheese flew up your twat and died there, it's time to breathe, collect your thoughts, and wash your bacteria infested vagina with vinegar.
And also...
If your ass smells like it was raped by a gang of o'possums drunk on everclear and apple cider, it's time to breathe, collect your thoughts, and wash your anal seepage with rubbing alcohol.
Seriously, who has this much issue with body oder that they need to buy a special product to handle it?
28. Chundermutton - July 28, 2009 4:54 PM
haha I love near the beginning, when the plumber sticks his face in the other guys butt.
29. Wendy - July 28, 2009 4:55 PM
Holy shit! I thought this was a joke when I saw the commercial last night. WTF
30. Paul - July 28, 2009 5:50 PM
FYI - This is probably just saltwater (saline). (Anyone else reminded of this Monty Python sketch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8n3TsWRpLrk#t=2m20s )
31. ORLY - July 28, 2009 6:08 PM
Wait, does that also lubricate? =D
32. Pew³ - July 28, 2009 6:54 PM
So, is this really post #3999? RAD to the power of SICK!!!!
They should have called this "Doc Bottoms ASS spray" at least thats what I thought it was the first time I read it.
33. Rootbeerhead - July 28, 2009 7:00 PM
dammit pew this whole time all i could think was "more like ass spray" and you had to take it from me.
ehhh i still take credit for it.
34. higk - July 28, 2009 8:28 PM
best part of the sale argument -- "plus its made in the USA!"
35. McCracken - July 28, 2009 10:13 PM
Edward needs this...
36. Ziggy - July 29, 2009 12:45 AM
any one else think jerry sounded like george bush and look like larry the cable guy.
37. mr quackums - July 29, 2009 1:47 AM
FIRST!
38. JJtoob - July 29, 2009 1:57 AM
0:56 Um... who uses deodorant on their feet? And in that case, why could we not use deodorant everywhere (privates)?
39. Andrew Osborne - July 29, 2009 3:08 AM
How can ANYTHING be chemical-free?
40. geekofan - July 29, 2009 3:30 AM
check this out >>
http://75684.onodot.com/
41. Mugen - July 29, 2009 7:39 AM
Cheese.
42. odour - July 29, 2009 12:02 PM
"odours in special places"...........like in your eyes, your eyes stink ??
43. Cyborgface - July 29, 2009 1:38 PM
"Ass Don't Smell? But your ass don't smell."
"I know."
44. Jaded Icon - July 30, 2009 6:26 AM
Come on! I invented this like 20 years ago! Well, actually not really, but if I did I would totally not tell anybody.