Jul 29 2009Pie Suckers: I Could Probably Eat A Million
Pie suckers are exactly what they sound like: a race of aliens that come down and suck people's pies out of their kitchen windows while they're cooling. No I don't look at pictures or read stuff, I just post! I'm a posting machine. BUT DON'T YOU DARE CALL ME A ROBOT OR I WILL BEEP BOOP BOP YOUR FACE IN! Okay, I looked at the picture. Are you happy now? Pie suckers are actually miniature pies on sticks, officially making them the most brilliant things I've ever heard of (move over Pop Tarts!). I just ate like four hundred of them with the sticks. Now my tummy hurts. What are you waiting for -- PUNCH ME IN THE GUT, YOU SISSY!
Artisticly Delicious - Pie Suckers [writhem]
Thanks to Michael, who better have a case of these in the mail to me. OR ELSE. Or else somebody else is gonna have to make me some. Anybody? Notice how I said anybody instead of ladies? I really wanted to say ladies BUT I AM TURNING OVER A NEW, MORE SENSITIVE CRUST. Womens?
Reader Comments
1. ALZU - July 29, 2009 11:30 AM
FR1ST IM S0 L33T
2. Pew³ - July 29, 2009 11:31 AM
I could seriously do way too much damage eating these. For my sake, keep them away.
3. LSDiesel - July 29, 2009 11:32 AM
It smells like douche in here already.
Pie Suckers. Lets see who can come up with the 'most uncalled for' definition for that.
4. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - July 29, 2009 11:32 AM
They should take out the stick to leave room for more pie-ee goodness.
5. Moose Knuckle - July 29, 2009 11:32 AM
Um.... nom to the power of Olivia Munn?
6. Jerry - July 29, 2009 11:33 AM
Ah yes, but if they were made of spare ribs, would you eat them?
It's a simple question, yes or no?
7. Bahawa - July 29, 2009 11:34 AM
Hmmmmm Pie.....
8. Ryan - July 29, 2009 11:35 AM
Do they feel like warm apple pie?
9. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - July 29, 2009 11:36 AM
"Pie Suckers. Lets see who can come up with the 'most uncalled for' definition for that. "
Slutty Math Majors?
10. Yep - July 29, 2009 11:36 AM
Pies are square !
11. WickedKitty - July 29, 2009 11:40 AM
THE PIE IS A LIE!
12. Carter - July 29, 2009 11:42 AM
"while their cooling"?
It's "they're."
13. LSDiesel - July 29, 2009 11:42 AM
@9, is that Really the best you can do?
I was thinking along the lines of someone who **** a ****** with their ******* while pouring liquid nitrogen down their backs and then punching them in the ***** with the ****** of a horse tied around their neck.
14. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 29, 2009 11:43 AM
The GW is a robot.
15. Moose Knuckle - July 29, 2009 11:49 AM
Aren't "pie suckers" just lesbians?
16. Pew³ - July 29, 2009 11:52 AM
@13 OH!!!, Don't they call that a *****-*****?
17. Ollie Williams - July 29, 2009 11:53 AM
I'm Ollie Williams, and I support #4.
18. STOMPY (is still banging Pikachu) - July 29, 2009 11:54 AM
http://fingpie.ytmnd.com/
Later we'll have some fackin pie and we'll do some carolling....
19. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 29, 2009 11:55 AM
How's the weather, Ollie?
20. STOMPY (is still banging Pikachu) - July 29, 2009 11:56 AM
or as mettalica once said,
"dreams of war dreams of lies dreams of dragons fire, and of baked apple pieeeeee yeah..."
http://metallipie.ytmnd.com/
21. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - July 29, 2009 11:56 AM
Pie Sucker:
A Fruit Bat Furry with a penchant for eating nectarines from the asshole of a Zebra Furry while being Gang Banged by a pride of Furry Lion Kings.
Better?
22. naas - July 29, 2009 11:58 AM
@15 Pie suckers are lesbians, yes. They're also scissor twisters & muffin munchers, carpet cleaners & clevland steamer screamers
23. Ollie Williams - July 29, 2009 12:02 PM
@19
I'd say it's rainin' sideways, but it's 9 AM where I am and already 80 degrees. I fu*king hate summer.
24. Dixie Normous - July 29, 2009 12:02 PM
pie sucking is what happens after making a cream pie ?
do vegetarians consider sperm meat?
25. Moose Knuckle - July 29, 2009 12:03 PM
DO NOT VISIT THEIR WEBSITE!!!!!
available here http://www.luxirare.com/2009/07/alber-elbaz-speaks-about-lightness.html
I creamed my panties...
Actually they're my girfriends panties but it's ok 'cause today is laundry day
26. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 29, 2009 12:04 PM
@24
No, that's called feltching.
No, only vegans do. That's why they don't eat dick.
27. Timbo - July 29, 2009 12:06 PM
Frikkin deicious.... nom frikkin nom
28. Dixie Normous - July 29, 2009 12:19 PM
@26 same sh1t different pie.
front pie or back door pie, it's just a question of filling
29. STOMPY (is still banging Pikachu) - July 29, 2009 12:28 PM
@25
my god did that smell delicous...
30. STOMPY (is still banging Pikachu) - July 29, 2009 12:30 PM
clarafication, the pies smelled delicous, not the cream in your gf panties...
31. Julia Childs - July 29, 2009 1:07 PM
"I really wanted to say ladies BUT I AM TURNING OVER A NEW, MORE SENSITIVE CRUST"
naw, it just means you've gone gay for pie.
Who can resist the crusty goodness?
32. Paul - July 29, 2009 1:08 PM
it's nice to see the first couple of comment posts by true OG Geekologie followers.....
33. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - July 29, 2009 1:14 PM
WTF? I go to lunch and come back to you guys sniffing cream in some girl's chonies?
34. Pat - July 29, 2009 1:26 PM
@5 Good definition. I was gonna go with just "nom" but you brought it to a whole new level.
35. STOMPY (is still banging Pikachu) - July 29, 2009 1:50 PM
@FAH-Q
Can't leave us alone for that long, we start to do weird shit in your absince...
36. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - July 29, 2009 2:34 PM
Yes, yes you do....
37. Ollie Williams - July 29, 2009 2:52 PM
@35
Yes, like making horrible spelling mistakes.
38. geekofan - July 30, 2009 4:34 AM
Must See!!
http://75684.onodot.com/
39. Jaded Icon - July 30, 2009 7:32 AM
What, no American Pie references? You should all be ashamed of yourselves...............I like pie.
40. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - July 30, 2009 11:28 AM
39 - See comment #8