Jul 30 2009Not For My Kids!: Darth Vader Robot Arm Toy
This Darth Vader robotic arm toy from Uncle Milton (creep!) costs $30 and will be broken by day's end. God, can I sell products or what? No, seriously, I can.
Build and use a real Star Wars Darth Vader robotic arm! Grip and move objects using interactive controls. Assembles easily with snap-together parts. Kids will learn how robotic arms are being used in medical science applications! Includes stand with built-in controls. Fun and informative learning guide included.
* Assembles quickly and easily with snap-together parts.* Includes stand with built-in controls.
* Gripping, turning, and extending action.
* Grabs and holds lightweight objects.
Well if that doesn't sound funner than a bunch of Sea Monkeys I don't know what does (except everything, including watching your last Sea Monkey die). No, I hereby challenge you to an arm wrestling match, Vader Arm. Ready? Set? *SLAM* Go. Haha, you have two fingers!
Thanks to Slade, who made a necklace out of robot fingers, which is pretty sick. And to naas, who's going to use this arm to choke me for the rest of the week.
Reader Comments
1. ASIAN SENSATION - July 30, 2009 1:30 PM
FIRST!!!
2. s3raphin - July 30, 2009 1:31 PM
1st :D
3. Timbo - July 30, 2009 1:32 PM
I like it...really
4. Pew³ - July 30, 2009 1:34 PM
Can it climb a stair?
5. frank - July 30, 2009 1:34 PM
could i use it to jack me off?
6. Moose Knuckle - July 30, 2009 1:35 PM
Forget sitting on you arm 'til it's numb, THIS is what I call a "stranger"
7. Enflamed - July 30, 2009 1:35 PM
@5 my thoughts exactaly. whats the point of robots and robot pieces if i cant have sex with them..
8. hippy - July 30, 2009 1:36 PM
@ #5 yes
9. SmokingGirl - July 30, 2009 1:37 PM
A stair (not stairs, no, no...a stair) and masturbation. Classic posts.
Climb the stairs, Pew. I might be naked at the top of them.
10. JRod - July 30, 2009 1:43 PM
@6 yeah but the stranger jerking you has hairy dude knuckles...
11. Spikey DaPikey - July 30, 2009 1:44 PM
This didnt take long to get smutty did it LOL
I guess some people really need a sexbot, or maybe just a 2D pillow *strange*
12. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 30, 2009 1:46 PM
I guess I know what I'm doing after work.
13. 2 - July 30, 2009 1:50 PM
Robot Fistin anyone?? And that's only the four-finger model :)
14. pants - July 30, 2009 1:52 PM
First!
15. pants - July 30, 2009 1:53 PM
dang...
16. ahnuld - July 30, 2009 1:53 PM
When you shake it's hand, you have to ask it - Are you here to kill us all. Seriously! The robots are going to get us! You just watch! Or better yet, hide in the closet until you starve to death. I really envision one of these things getting pissed off and strangling some poor kid.
17. Not A Bum - July 30, 2009 1:59 PM
First the power glove, and now this! Damn you Nintendo!!
-notabum.com "Thanks for the Dollar" - Not A Bum
18. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 30, 2009 2:06 PM
@17
Since you're not a bum and you have a job, go make your own god damn money. By asking for money that you didn't earn, you are the very definition of a bum. Also, you are a douche bag. GFY GTFO.
19. Ollie Williams - July 30, 2009 2:20 PM
How exactly does this have anything to do with Star Wars? Seriously, I've never seen them, someone explain.
20. deadbodyman - July 30, 2009 2:22 PM
wow...Not a bum you suck ass.
Now my favorite fkn website has goddamn panhandlers on them...not just the corners anymore! I bet you smoke the crack too. Prolly poles too you filthy bastard.
21. YourJoyIsMyLow - July 30, 2009 2:28 PM
hmmmmm, now I'm curious if you could put a Power Glove on it....would probably get the same result considering how unresponsive a Power Glove is.
22. Chundermutton - July 30, 2009 2:31 PM
I fail to see how that has anything to do with darth vader.
just because it's covered in black plastic...
23. Dishy Dishyington - July 30, 2009 2:39 PM
It's Darth Vader-ish because Darthy has only 3 fingers. I noticed when he guested on The Simpsons.
24. Dishy Dishyington - July 30, 2009 2:42 PM
Oh, wait, if I look real close I see 4 fingers. Sigh. You're right 22, it's completely unrelated to Darth except in a marketing sense.
25. ginORMAGANTUAN - July 30, 2009 2:43 PM
uhh........ how is this a kids toy???????
26. ginORMAGANTUAN - July 30, 2009 2:47 PM
#24...... you fail, if you get your eyes checked and then look closely...... you can se 5 fingers...... (four fingers and one thumb for the smart @$$es) you may want to go see your eye doctor buddy, or get a bigger comp screen.......
27. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 30, 2009 2:48 PM
I'm renaming it "Shumway's Jerk-O-Tron 2000" One stair closer to the full fledged pleasurebot.
28. naas - July 30, 2009 2:48 PM
@6 ha I haven't done the 'stranger' in weeks, nice
29. STOMPY (is done with pikachu, turns out it was a man...) - July 30, 2009 3:00 PM
MUST SEE!!!!! SAMUS ARAN NAKED!!!!!!
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30. Ollie Williams - July 30, 2009 3:07 PM
@22
Your comment was so 11 minutes ago.
31. Dishy Dishyington - July 30, 2009 4:10 PM
@29, pikachu misses you.
http://www.geeknews.net/images/2008/03/pikachu_cosplay.jpg
32. YourJoyIsMyLow - July 30, 2009 4:19 PM
Does nobody remember at the end of Revenge of the Sith when they were plugging all that crap into Anakin? This is what his arm looked like pre-Vader skin.
Oh yeah, Revenge of the Sith...guess nobody remembers.
33. Ollie Williams - July 30, 2009 4:43 PM
@32
Thank you. Jesus christ. It took 32 comments to explain what the hell the arm was about. YJIML is my new buddy. Come here buddy, and drop your pants. SUIT UP!
34. LSD - July 30, 2009 6:20 PM
hmm, ok guys i got 30 bucks. should i get a 2d pillow or this peter puller? i meen, arm. lol XD, im actualy scared that some one here might buy this thing and try to use it for...you know.
35. _me - July 30, 2009 9:46 PM
I got one, and yes I used it to touch my junk.
But it broke.
And the superglue I used got some of the parts stuck to me when I tried to fix it and touch myself again before it was fully dried.
I have no patience.
36. YourJoyIsMyLow - July 31, 2009 5:52 AM
@33
Kinda makes me wonder just what kind of geeks we find ourselves in the company of that wouldn't recognize where this limb is found in the SW universe.
....and, thanks....I think.
37. Jaded Icon - July 31, 2009 7:36 AM
Since this is only qusi-related to Darth Vader, I'm not going to blame anyone for not recognizing it. Especially since it was supposed to be attached to a B-listed actor.
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39. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 31, 2009 9:45 AM
@38
Hey thanks for the links. Because when I think Geekologie, I think shoes. It's not like I can go to a shoe store or can search for shoes on the intertubes myself. So thank you spammer for your insightful links to horribly ugly shoes.
40. oscar - July 31, 2009 4:14 PM
is this the same Geekologie writer?
his sense of humor used to be different
anyone noticed?
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