Jul 16 2009Naked 'Terminator' Tased By Police In Nevada
A Terminator sent back from the future has been tased and arrested by police in Nevada. Good lookin', boys in blue!
19-year-old Sean Stanley Smith was arrested on the Nevada border after he was spotted by a motorist wandering around the highway nude. He was ordered by police to stop but proceeded into a nearby casino - where he was then tasered in front of a group of children.
Smith claims he was a Terminator sent back in time from the future.
When questioned who he was sent back to kill, the Terminator responded, "The Geekologie Writer". Really buddy? TOO BAD I'M VACATIONING IN MIAMI YOU IDIOT MORON! Wait. Did I say Miami? I meant Manitoba. Shit.
Police arrest naked 'Terminator' [yahoo]
Thanks to Bubbles100, who wonders if he was packing more heat than the Naked Wizard.
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Reader Comments
1. meeotch - July 16, 2009 6:21 PM
foist?
2. naas - July 16, 2009 6:21 PM
He was a terminator until they tazed him, I've seen those things short out and that much voltage will definitely do it
3. BakaFishy - July 16, 2009 6:23 PM
Geez, how dumb can someone be? Must've been doing a bit too much of something while watching Terminator to be thinking that...
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4. FDSY - July 16, 2009 6:23 PM
(warning: post may contain sub par humor)
Best part: dude tased in front of children.
why... why was there a group a children in a casino? That's a story in itself.
5. Braves - July 16, 2009 6:26 PM
He was tasered in front of the group of children inside the casino?
6. Eat Shit FDSY - July 16, 2009 6:30 PM
@4
Was that sub par compared to the rest of your posts or everybody else's? I can't tell the difference.
7. FDSY - July 16, 2009 6:33 PM
@ 6
Well, I guess it doesn't really matter. It's pretty much either way.
8. Chimbo - July 16, 2009 6:33 PM
kinda sounds like...Reno 911? anyone else think so?
9. Dan Cosgrove - July 16, 2009 6:35 PM
I'm sure a naked guy running around could have been taken care of by a casino bouncer rather than get tazed... These cops are getting zap happy.
10. Lizzard - July 16, 2009 6:37 PM
Still doesn't check out. "Family trip to the casino kids! You guys wait out front while mommy and daddy gamble your college fund away."
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12. naas - July 16, 2009 6:42 PM
There's always families walking around in casinos usually getting from one hotel to another, it's not unusual. After seeing this happen, those kids will know never to tell anyone they've been sent from the future
13. toolegit - July 16, 2009 6:56 PM
how sad is it that a terminator from the future was taken down by a few police officers with tasers? Some robot apocalypse.
14. Pew³ - July 16, 2009 6:57 PM
I don't think tazers are used enough. I would personally love to hear at least one tazer story a day. I still haven't heard of or seen anyone that got tazed that didn't deserve it.
15. GizmoDuck - July 16, 2009 7:00 PM
how about i tase your balls
16. Tinkerballs - July 16, 2009 7:08 PM
HAHA this dude was on some serious lsd.. eh could have been worse..
17. Pistol Pete - July 16, 2009 7:22 PM
Glad I wasn't there, I'da emptied both mags into him and then tried to hide in a nearby factory until he left. Preferably with Sarah Connor right after she finished doing pullups in the asylum. HAWT
18. GizmoDuck - July 16, 2009 7:30 PM
thats my bf. totally getting some
19. Trippy - July 16, 2009 7:47 PM
LOL the kid was on LSD and POT, we all know we have had nights like this, we just didn't get caught and have it shown to the public.
20. Krazy_Craoat - July 16, 2009 8:23 PM
Don't hide in Manitoba! There's only like 17 people to blend in with!
21. Rutty - July 16, 2009 8:28 PM
Shout out to my home province!
Manitoba represent!
22. JK - July 16, 2009 8:29 PM
@ 19
Maybe LSD will do that to you, but Pot/Weed whatever the hell you want to call it doesn't. At the very most, pot makes you lazy and uncaring.
23. Daisy - July 16, 2009 8:34 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max was on tour with the rock band Led Zeppelin. During a concert he found some people who were selling unlicensed tee shirts and kicked the shit out of them.
24. Milkman - July 16, 2009 8:39 PM
Someone get this information to the resistance, STAT! Tazers for all resistance fighters.
25. pew to the power of sick - July 16, 2009 8:39 PM
rigth.. in front a group of kids..why would they be in a casino...but i still like ur editing skills (lies)=).
26. jordan - July 16, 2009 9:26 PM
lol theres a small town in manitoba called miami i passed it on my way to holiday mountain
anyway
WOO MANITOBA!!!
27. TWENTYSEVENTH - July 16, 2009 9:57 PM
if you get tazed, do you get a boner?
28. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - July 16, 2009 9:57 PM
Welcome to Circus Circus! The family casino resort! Over to your left you will see a creepy clown, on the right - WTF is that a TERMINATOR! OMG!!! zZZZZZZZAP! Oh, nevermind kids - just the police flexing their muscle....
29. Jiakasuma - July 17, 2009 12:39 AM
I've done this before. Not because I was the terminator, but for the joy of being nude.
30. JofaMang - July 17, 2009 1:04 AM
Miami Manitoba doesn't live up to it's name.
It is really cold here, like, 7 months of the year :P
31. Dominck - July 17, 2009 2:25 AM
I would have shot him with a real gun. You know, just incase he wasn't a liar.
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Hey'o wannabe Schwazzeneggar!
34. Spith - July 17, 2009 6:12 AM
Why did he not say, "I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle"
I'm not angry, I'm disappointed.
35. QUASIMODEM - July 17, 2009 7:32 AM
HOUSES FLOAT IN MANITOBA
36. Timbo - July 17, 2009 8:14 AM
Tasered in front of a group of children...man, these cops nowadays are CLASSY...
37. Jaded Icon - July 17, 2009 8:16 AM
Police on the scene were quoted at saying "We first realized that he wasn't a naked Terminator walking around when we saw him urinating in the plant by the corner wall next to the children's play area, then I think it was Johnson who said "Aren't the Terminator movies fake?". That's when we decieded we had to taze his f*cking *ss."
38. Pat - July 17, 2009 8:33 AM
And just like Kyle Reese, we're not going to take him seriously, thus ensuring our own doom.
39. STOMPY - July 17, 2009 9:37 AM
@22
I've seen a group of people smoke the same pot only to see on person start thinking if he left the room he would be dead. So of course we pushed his ass out of the room and he wondered around Mpls for a few hours. When he came back he had no pants. True story.
Unless this guy looked like Arnold and could actually pose a threat to the police officers (obviously wasn't concelling a weapon...), they should have practiced their open feild tackling skills on him and give a minor beat down instead of tazer.
40. nadalo日本にいます。SHADOWS ALL WRONG - July 17, 2009 10:24 AM
OLD!!! this news is at least 2 weeks old...we already have news of females named Connor dead for some reason
41. alphabet - July 17, 2009 2:03 PM
"However, it turned out that Smith was not a time-travelling Terminator but was in fact suffering from the effects of LSD and marijuana. He was charged with indecent exposure and resisting a police officer."
he was on acid, and so the excuse for being naked - he goes w/ Terminator! ROTFL
42. naas - July 17, 2009 5:44 PM
Wow STOMPY I might know you... I was pushed out of a few pot circles in minneapolis at some afterparties before AND went home with no pants once or twice
43. Trippy - July 17, 2009 7:32 PM
@22, umm dude the Yahoo news report said the kid was on LSD and POT, umm so yeah, I understand POT wouldn't do this, ummm duh! But trust me a night of LSD, well that can very well do that. Really the POT part doesn't matter except maybe for his slow reactions to getting tassed, maybe if he was on just LSD he could have matrixed out of there.
44. Mike - July 18, 2009 7:11 AM
W00t for the Manitoba reference!
45. Frolic - July 18, 2009 2:48 PM
haha Yay Manitoba. Man we love it when people know we exist. :)
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thanks, send him here. jeez.
47. Jeffwyeg - July 21, 2009 11:10 AM
Funny...there's a town called "Miami" in Manitoba.
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