Jul 2 2009Mom Knowingly Helps Pawn Stolen Wii
Two quality parenting posts in a row, whee (literally this time)! Apparently some kids stole a Wii and then had their mom pawn the console so they could split the money. You'll have to excuse me, I'm getting a little choked up just thinking about the quality bonding time they must have spent in the car on the way to the pawnshop.
Police have already arrested 18-year-old Joshua Carter, 16-year-old Patrick Early, and 13-year-old Derrick Henson on felony charges for stealing a neighbor's Nintendo Wii video game system.
However, Early admitted to police that his mom, 41-year-old Maxine Law, helped the teens sell the Wii at a local pawn shop even though she knew it was stolen.
Wow, stealing from the neighbors. That's almost as bad as the time I stole my own watch from myself....
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HEY -- GIVE ME THAT BACK!
Kids Steal Wii, Mom Arrested After Pawning It [wftv]
Thanks to GLiTCH, who once stole a woman's heart. Grody.
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Reader Comments
1. bendizle - July 2, 2009 3:32 PM
wiiii stolen!!!!
2. Billy Rapture - July 2, 2009 3:35 PM
Sweet.
Hope its not full of rocks.
3. Ben - July 2, 2009 3:36 PM
Third!
4. Jaded Icon - July 2, 2009 3:36 PM
Wow....is that even a pic of them?
5. Billy Rapture - July 2, 2009 3:36 PM
@3 You have a firm grasp of the obvious.
6. Jaded Icon - July 2, 2009 3:37 PM
Cuz, they is ugly.....
7. Billy Rapture - July 2, 2009 3:53 PM
Eh, what the hell.
Seventh!
8. antmattmn - July 2, 2009 3:53 PM
AHAHAHA what was she thinking? Maybe she didn't know it was the NEIGHBOR'S. Come on mom your kids do their homework (or do they??) - do yours.
9. Barack Obama - July 2, 2009 3:55 PM
Were they black?
10. Billy Rapture - July 2, 2009 3:56 PM
@9
Their last name was Early.
So no.
If it was Hourlate, maybe.
11. tobyraider - July 2, 2009 3:59 PM
@10
LMFAO!
12. Jerry - July 2, 2009 4:01 PM
fail...
http://bootelicious.mybrute.com
13. You are Correct - July 2, 2009 4:01 PM
spot on #9
http://www.wftv.com/goinggreen/19912930/detail.html
14. Timbo - July 2, 2009 4:14 PM
Speaking as someone who's has their house robbed by a nieghbor before....
I hope they beat their faces in with a wii....seriously....
15. ClaMs - July 2, 2009 4:14 PM
@9
Yes they were. Just follow the link.
Also, congrats for killing that fly Mr.President
16. Birr Crinton - July 2, 2009 4:25 PM
i dunno what's worse, the fact that their mom encouraged those little thieves by helping them. or the fact that those little lesbos ratted out their mom. either way, this story gave me a major boner and now im furious.
17. asd - July 2, 2009 5:03 PM
"chocked up"?
how old are you? why do you get to have a popular blog?
18. Jaded Icon - July 2, 2009 5:57 PM
@ 17
When he says "chocked up" he means "chocked up", you don't question genius...or madness and he has a lot of both. Which makes him cool as hell.
19. Birr Crinton - July 2, 2009 6:11 PM
@17 hey mister college graduate. youre all grammatical and literate and shit. why should you not get to have a popular blog? you know how popular that grammarz are with them kids.
20. Daisy - July 2, 2009 6:36 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max found Baja snorted a bunch of heroin thinking it was cocaine. She was on the road to an overdose, so he threw her in the car and drove her to his dealers house.
21. Johnny B - July 2, 2009 6:44 PM
@20
Come on Daisy... something new please?
Pulp Fiction is a great movie, but the joke gets old on the 'umpteen'th time
22. wow - July 2, 2009 8:30 PM
9 and 10= samefag
stealing is fun
says oprah- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2YLmWFsBXg
23. Billy Rapture - July 2, 2009 8:37 PM
@22
Samefag?
I take it you're not to fond of spaces.
24. griswolds - July 3, 2009 8:06 AM
She probably tried to pawn off one of the kids but was told they had no value. The wii was the next thing to come to mind.
25. QUASIMODEM - July 3, 2009 8:24 AM
"Chocked" up. Har.
Also: @23 - mongoloid channer?
26. Phoenix - July 6, 2009 2:56 AM
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27. Jake - October 13, 2009 10:41 PM
Wii's are for losers, idiots and fat wannabes anyway. I don't know anyone who owns a Wii that is not an idiot or a doofus. Is someone is dumb enough to waste their money getting schooled by a Wiii, then they deserve everything that is coming to them. Does the story add that the mom also took the kids to a local strip club. Oh baby! That mom looks hot!