Jul 17 2009Mmmm: Taco/Crepe/Pancake Stuffed Pizza
Inspired by the "Taco Town" Saturday Night Live skit I haven't seen, this Pizza Crepe Taco Pancake belongs in my belly. Go on, get in there -- the tequila wants company.
The layers are a crunchy beef taco with nacho cheese, lettuce, tomato and a southwestern sauce; a soft flour tortilla covered with refried beans; a corn tortilla with Monterey Jack cheese; a deep-fried gordita shell with guacamole; a corn husk filled with pico de gallo; a crepe filled with egg, gruyere, merguez sausage and portobello mushrooms; a Chicago-style deep-dish meat lovers' pizza; and a blueberry pancake--all dipped in batter and deep-fried.
YES PLEASE! Except I want mine wrapped in a whole fried octopus. Mmmm, eight-legged chicken of the sea.
9 Stuffed-to-the-Brim Food Creations [womansday] (which I read religiously, hit the link to see a couple other heart-stopping concoctions not yet featured here)
Thanks to towhee, whose ass I'm gonna kick in a doughnut eating contest. I'm going for a baker's dozen, baby!
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Reader Comments
1. shadwag - July 17, 2009 9:56 AM
breakfast lunch and dinner. very nice.
2. Andy Mac - July 17, 2009 10:00 AM
Nom Nom's for everyone!
3. /Eyeroll - July 17, 2009 10:01 AM
Good lord... a nutritionist's worst nightmare! Looks like half of one of those could make your heart flutter... and not in the good way. Sounds delicious though lol... looks like the nastiest crap ever though
4. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 17, 2009 10:11 AM
I saw this on http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/ a while ago. A web site the GW introduced us to. Hmm...no follow up, eh?
5. Wrong Pizza - July 17, 2009 10:11 AM
That's not a Chicago style deep dish pizza. Those definitely can not be rolled up. These in the picture look to be hand tossed pan pizzas. GET IT RIGHT NUBS!
Also photoshopped. You can tell because the pizzas are all wrong.
6. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 17, 2009 10:12 AM
@5
Look for the Taco Town fake ad on hulu. They got it wrong the first time. This douche is just copying the fake ad. Also, they are missing the cloth tote bag full of vegitarian chili.
7. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 17, 2009 10:17 AM
http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/post/83888541/taco-town-taco-saturday-night-live-inspired
They went with a plastic bucket full of vegitarian chili.
8. Ollie Williams - July 17, 2009 10:19 AM
Looks like a dirty vagina. Well used.
9. tobyraider - July 17, 2009 10:21 AM
OH GOD... I just threw up a little in my mouth....Umm... 1/2 digested eggs.... Wait is that blood?
10. LSDiesel - July 17, 2009 10:23 AM
Happy Friday everyone.
I have a relatively weak stomach, so the aftershock of one these baby's would probably feel like trying to push a lump of play-dough through a pasta strainer. And yes, it would come out in multiple in stands.
11. nadalo日本にいます。SHADOWS ALL WRONG - July 17, 2009 10:26 AM
Hehe GW likes it 'cuse looks like a Dino Vagina...
12. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 17, 2009 10:26 AM
Tumper, this is for you.
http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/post/104205000/in-n-out-animal-style-french-fries-french-fried
13. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 17, 2009 10:27 AM
*Thumperchica
14. Andy Mac - July 17, 2009 10:27 AM
@8
IT DOES, IT DOES...............DAMMIT!!!!!!
15. FDSY - July 17, 2009 10:35 AM
nom nom super nom
16. haro138 - July 17, 2009 10:39 AM
It looked to me like one of those freshly discovered bottom of the sea monsters when I first laid my eyes on it. . . Don't know if I would eat monster or THAT first.
17. nadalo日本にいます。SHADOWS ALL WRONG - July 17, 2009 10:39 AM
hmmm as a mexican i have to say that this is an ungodly abomination, cant be call a taco, and expect the wrath of the aztec gods and Moctezuma's revenge to anyone that eats this...this monster....and the salsa is all wrong btw...
18. Timbo - July 17, 2009 10:44 AM
That thing looks like it'll eat me before I get to it...
19. TacoBeller - July 17, 2009 10:47 AM
Now this is a nice taco!!!1
http://driftwood-x.mybrute.com
20. kim >> hiphopsideproject.com - July 17, 2009 10:47 AM
I don't think I've ever seen food that looked more like a gash.
21. meowmo - July 17, 2009 10:49 AM
i need more GW to deal with my margarita headache!
22. CInema Obsessed - July 17, 2009 10:57 AM
If you liked this post, check out thisiswhyyourefat.com
Not my website, I swear, but it's totally hilarious and always posts disgusting fattening foods sent in by readers.
23. Freddy K - July 17, 2009 11:06 AM
Just because some redneck puts a buch of crap on a plate and uses some amount of creativity, does not mean it is a great culinary creation. This is just crap. I would not consider eating it. Although I give points for making it look like a twat.
24. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 17, 2009 11:19 AM
@22
Please see posts 4, 7, & 12. Thanks for playing.
25. naas - July 17, 2009 11:37 AM
Bacon missing....
26. iron chef - July 17, 2009 11:45 AM
If this trash is considered a culinary creation, why the hell doesn't somebody just bust the pipe off under their garbage disposal, save up the stuff they throw down it for a week, and fry the results in a vat of oil and wrap it in bacon? That's sounds just as good. Mmmm. Chiburgishtablecon!
27. Pat - July 17, 2009 11:58 AM
Nom.
That is all.
28. naas - July 17, 2009 12:02 PM
@26 I end up eating all that before I can grab the camera to document it because the baconwrapping is soooo damn tasty
29. Daisy - July 17, 2009 12:31 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie NEver Back Down where Max is stuck on a plane full of snakes with MAce Windu. Eventually Mace Windu says I've had enough of these Monkey Fighting snakes on this Monday Friday airplane.
30. Pizza Guy - July 17, 2009 12:49 PM
YER PISSIN ME OFF GW! GET YER PIZZAS RIGHT? YA DIG?
31. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 17, 2009 12:58 PM
@30
YER PIZZEN ME OFF RETARD. LEARN HOW TO READ PREVIOUS COMMENTS! YA DIG?!!!!!111!!!one!!
http://www.geekologie.com/2009/07/mmmm_tacocrepepancake_stuffed.php#comment-125856
32. Milkman - July 17, 2009 1:01 PM
CHOO CHOO... straight to my thighs
33. Jerry - July 17, 2009 1:40 PM
Now, if you could just smash it into pill form, or maybe even smoke it, we'd be set.
http://bootelicious.mybrute.com
34. tom - July 17, 2009 1:56 PM
WTF!!! ... where's the BACON??? .... effin' amateurs
35. keyloid - July 17, 2009 2:40 PM
It looks like a vagina!
36. GreenishBlue - July 17, 2009 3:25 PM
I'm rather disappointed that this did not include a pita smothered in babaganouj.
37. BOOSH! - July 17, 2009 5:04 PM
It looks like Pinn Head's vage.
What do you mean he's a him?
She's clearly wearing a skirt.
38. Jaded Icon - July 17, 2009 6:01 PM
@37
There is a female pinhead that is his girlfriend, pinhead.
BTW: If you need kabob sticks to hold it together then you didn't put it together right. More impressive if it was made from scratch.
39. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - July 18, 2009 9:34 AM
This is disgusting. HORF!
GFS - Lol, I'll live without the extra fried, thanks though. I usually don't even eat french fries, but I make an exception for In 'N' Out now that I only get it once a year.
40. Ollie Williams - July 20, 2009 9:51 AM
@35
Greetings from 27 comments ago.