Jul 21 2009Luke, Help Me Find My Keys: The Lightsaber Flashlight
This $25 flashlight is a replica of Darth Vader's lightsaber and sports 4 red LEDs. It's powered by the dark side 3 AAA batteries and is perfect for walking the dog or finding your eyeglasses in a flower bed. It is not perfect for fighting the forces of good. Because the forces of good carry tasers and won't hesitate to use them. TASERED!
Lightsaber flashlight cuts through the darkness [dvice]
Thanks to FDSY, who once brained the forces of evil with a Maglite.
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Reader Comments
1. naas - July 21, 2009 10:11 AM
The force is strong with this one
2. Shane - July 21, 2009 10:12 AM
Sweet!
3. Jerry - July 21, 2009 10:16 AM
I so want one. Actually, two.
http://bootelicious.mybrute.com
4. naas - July 21, 2009 10:19 AM
@3 how does it feel to want?
5. Ciao - July 21, 2009 10:19 AM
hrm...this design should be applied to a lazah. At least it'll be like the weak version of da' sabor that'll just warm your coffee.
6. Timbo - July 21, 2009 10:24 AM
I'm surprise that hasn't come out sooner...
pretty cool looking...
7. catch22 - July 21, 2009 10:26 AM
3 aaa? thing must be tiny
and why ISNT there a light saber tazer?
8. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 21, 2009 10:30 AM
I want the novelty eagle head.
9. naas - July 21, 2009 10:32 AM
I want the novelty eagle head
10. nadalo日本にいます。SHADOWS ALL WRONG - July 21, 2009 10:37 AM
that looks nice....me saber want....I bet you can blind someone with it....
11. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - July 21, 2009 10:44 AM
You guys can keep the novelty Eagle head, I'll stick with the stained beater - now that's hot.
12. Pew³ - July 21, 2009 10:49 AM
I need this flashlight to help me find my lost novelty eagle head.
13. Pew³ - July 21, 2009 10:52 AM
i want this
http://www.gdielectronics.com/qa-83335.html
14. Pat - July 21, 2009 10:54 AM
@ 7 You better copyright that idea! Genius!
15. naas - July 21, 2009 10:54 AM
HA, a novelty eagle head
16. Judas Iscariot - July 21, 2009 10:55 AM
Damnit...I thought that said "fleshlight"...
when are they going to make a LIghtsaber Fleshlight!?!?!
Now that I would have to have...
17. STOMPY (just discovered what kit kat shuffle means) - July 21, 2009 11:00 AM
knock knock
who's there
novelty
novelty who
novetly eagle head
18. Freddy K - July 21, 2009 11:08 AM
Now THATS Goliaths drink stirrer.... and heater.
19. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 21, 2009 11:14 AM
twatsaber
20. Poodlepie - July 21, 2009 12:08 PM
Or if you're a tight git like me you can buy the cheapo version which I bought for all my slightly sinister geekolicious friends:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/STAR-WARS-LIGHTSABER-TORCH-KEYRING-VADER-FREE-P-P_W0QQitemZ350170906642QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_Collectables_SciFi_fantasyCollectables_EH?hash=item5187d00012&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=65%3A12%7C66%3A2%7C39%3A1%7C72%3A1683%7C293%3A1%7C294%3A50
21. Watch-303 - July 21, 2009 3:49 PM
i want this in red blue and green!
22. Daisy - July 21, 2009 9:39 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max was hit by a bullet and the Dr. said lets see you were hit in the fleshy area of the gleuteus maximus, and Max said you're wrong, I got hit in the ass.
23. Jaded Icon - July 22, 2009 6:55 AM
I would use this to make twatwaffles in the dark with my/your girlfriend. I wanted a tazer too but I spent my last Amero on a lifetime supply of novelty eagle heads........totally worth it.