Jul 13 2009Living With First-Person Shooter Disease
This is a video about a guy living with first-person shooter disease (or Duke Nukem's disease). Honestly, I thought it was pretty sad until I realized it was a joke. What can I say, I'm slow. Like a turtle. One who just made love to a shoe. I swear, I thought it was my raptor blow-up! (I knew it was a Puma)
Thanks to Towhee Monster, James and The Superficial Writer, who all live with RPG disease. Okay, your turn.
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Reader Comments
1. catch22 - July 13, 2009 1:17 PM
why cant i have an rpg disease?
2. henree - July 13, 2009 1:18 PM
i'm never going to be first.
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3. sokka - July 13, 2009 1:19 PM
i like the awkward door opening and curb jump
4. GizmoDuck - July 13, 2009 1:27 PM
rock
5. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - July 13, 2009 1:49 PM
Can't Watch Video... I want to go back to vacation... damnit!
6. Pat - July 13, 2009 1:50 PM
Mmmm...vacation.
Also, this looks like something The Onion should have posted.
7. monketron - July 13, 2009 1:59 PM
FINALLY!!!! i thought i was the only one in the world with that disease!!
8. Chuck Nunchuck - July 13, 2009 2:00 PM
I have some kind of disease but do not know what it could be.
Just last week I went to Target very early, and right as they opened their doors I yelled FIRST! at the security guard. He then proceeded to tell me his brute would win.
9. pez dispenser - July 13, 2009 2:01 PM
the curb jump was effing hilarious
10. Ciao - July 13, 2009 2:04 PM
@1: at least you don't have a habit of hiding under boxes if ya' suspect someone coming up the hallways. xD
11. Dalten - July 13, 2009 2:15 PM
Now that is hilarious! The item captions & sound effects were a nice touch.
12. tobyraider - July 13, 2009 2:23 PM
Love it.. They should tease this on discovery health or TLC or one of those channels that shows the lame 'little people world' and that stupid "Jack A$$ and Kate plus eight" shows....
13. pronto - July 13, 2009 2:23 PM
haha the funniest thing was -"Honestly, I thought it was pretty sad until I realized it was a joke. What can I say, I'm slow".
HAHAHA
14. Ptentacle - July 13, 2009 2:34 PM
@Chuck Nunchuck:
I have the same disease, but with me I do it with my girlfriend and she just looks at me aftwards with anger. But, by then I'm already asleep.
15. Elim Garak - July 13, 2009 2:36 PM
LOL, I can totally identify with this. After playing Deus Ex for a couple of weeks I totally strafed around corners and looked for sniper vantage points everywhere.
16. Karthik - July 13, 2009 2:47 PM
Wow kinda funny, should have a little more in it.
I like this one better its a Virtual World Syndrome disease. it has the kid in it doing FPS and lots of other game genre stuff. Much better than a lot of those is video games were real videos.
Jump to 3:06 for the sick zelda/duke nukem scene. Followed up by an epic pong match.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ba7mUho5ifg
17. JoMama - July 13, 2009 3:18 PM
Oh that is all kinds of win.
18. Teeroy - July 13, 2009 3:34 PM
Very suprised they didn't have a Guitar Hero (or Rock Band) one. Legions of teens walking around playing air guitar.
19. iota1 - July 13, 2009 3:42 PM
If this guy really had D.N.D. his hand would only move when his body moved. FACKER!!!
20. lolstreetfighterlol - July 13, 2009 3:55 PM
The street fighter guy dying made me lol.
21. Mary-Jane - July 13, 2009 5:05 PM
LOL!! That was well funny!
22. led display - July 13, 2009 9:54 PM
this video is not working for me .
23. Jaded Icon - July 14, 2009 8:22 AM
@ 14
I have that problem with your girlfriend too! Technically, though, I truly am first since we get it on before you come home.
BTW: I am missing my left sock. If you find one that has dinosaurs on it can I get it back? Thanks man.
24. Let the mayhem begin - July 15, 2009 5:42 AM
The part in the kitchen was soo freakin' funny!!! I wish I had an inventory to scroll through.
"orange juice... 9mm handgun... butter knife..."
Awesome.
-[fin]-
25. Robman420 - July 15, 2009 7:05 PM
That was pretty freaking funny man, there of course could be things that can be fixed to make it funnier but it was good for a cheap no experience ever made video xD
26. gypsy - July 15, 2009 7:27 PM
i have a princess peach syndrome. when i get scared, i pull toad out to deflect enemies, and when i'm angry i throw radishes and hit people with my frying pan.