Jul 23 2009Kill Me Now: Star Wars Dance Contest Uncut
This is an uncut video of the Star Wars Weekends dance contest that we saw part of yesterday. Except, instead of 47 seconds, this one is 12 minutes. Personally, I could only make it to 1:50, when the woman says "Give it up for Chewbacca, the original gangstaaa!". Although, admittedly, I did skip around after to see if Leia makes an appearance in a golden bikini (she doesn't). So yeah, I dare you to try to watch the whole thing without putting your face through your monitor...
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You broke your nose, didn't you?
Thanks to Vince, who knows how to cut a rug. With scissors, silly!
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Reader Comments
1. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 23, 2009 12:41 PM
Ghey!
2. LSDiesel - July 23, 2009 12:42 PM
George Lucas: iz going 2 da Star Wars dance-off. Boi, do I <3 myself. Hit the cell if you need me. LTRZZZ!!!!
3. Onion Jack - July 23, 2009 12:44 PM
So they CAN ruin my childhood more...
4. Frypot - July 23, 2009 12:45 PM
Those people should be arrested and thrown in prison for a very long time
5. ROCKMAN - July 23, 2009 12:49 PM
THIS VID ROCKS MY SOCKS
6. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 23, 2009 12:51 PM
Still not as bad as the Star Wars Christmas Special.
7. bum master - July 23, 2009 12:52 PM
whaaat theeee helll?
8. SAWGAW - July 23, 2009 12:57 PM
tools
9. Strawbre - July 23, 2009 12:58 PM
I love a man who can dance, Oh Vader, Take me now. <3_<3
10. WillC - July 23, 2009 12:59 PM
@6
Seconded. I don't think anything will scar me like the Star Wars Xmas special. This was a close second though.
11. Fitz - July 23, 2009 1:04 PM
Old?
Still awesome :P
12. Sultan - July 23, 2009 1:09 PM
I saw this in person last year in person. I was drunk at the time, so it was rad to the power of sick. Now it's just sick! Who's got a high five!
13. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - July 23, 2009 1:12 PM
If it's that bad - why expose your loyal readers to it? Jerkity Jerkerton.
14. Ollie Williams - July 23, 2009 1:16 PM
@12
Fail.
15. MechanicalApe - July 23, 2009 1:21 PM
the Shaak Ti chick is the only redeeming thing in this.
16. Girlie - July 23, 2009 1:25 PM
I feel dirty and ashamed to type this...but this actuatly made me laugh...infact...i think i may have....liked it? ahhhhhhh!!
17. karen marie - July 23, 2009 1:30 PM
I loved it! OMG! Darth Vader & the Storm Troopers dancing to MC Hammer! Woot!
18. STOMPY (actually might have to do some work today) - July 23, 2009 1:33 PM
@GFS
you talking to yourself again? you know you can borrow my meds anytime if you think they'll help the voices go away...
http://www.geekologie.com/2009/07/video_game_bling_the_halo_ring.php#comment-127678
19. Jerry - July 23, 2009 1:40 PM
I think it is as bad as the Christmas special.
http://bootelicious.mybrute.com
20. monketron - July 23, 2009 1:55 PM
i did like the girls though. that chick in the orange with the blue and white horn things was hot. and why did chewbacca have a gold messanger bag?
other than that, this video was just a little funny. but funny in a rediculous way.
21. monketron - July 23, 2009 1:56 PM
accept i did hate whoever the hosts where. they are so annoying!!!!
22. STOMPY (actually might have to do some work today) - July 23, 2009 1:57 PM
wow, i've seen some lame brutefags in my day but Jerry, you even try to be funny or contribute but still come across as lame, get a life, than get a knife, than stab your wife,
23. McCracken - July 23, 2009 2:04 PM
AHHHHH THAT WAS FUNNY! I liked it. No wait I loved it. I liked Vader the best. =D
24. Aly Vantraa - July 23, 2009 2:07 PM
We NEED someone in Boba Fett's armor dancing to Fett's Vette to make up for this.
25. whatever - July 23, 2009 2:13 PM
I couldn't make it past 0:37.
26. GoGo VicMorrow - July 23, 2009 2:20 PM
THANK GOD! I have searched ceaselessly for a longer clip of this since you posted it yesterday. Sure it's kind of like recycling a post that you made (yesterday), but i mean yesterday was forever ago, and this was sooooo good.
definitely worth posting again.
27. Vegas - July 23, 2009 2:20 PM
what...was that? What idiots were sitting around a confrence table and said, "You know what would be a great idea for a new attraction at our theme park?"...Someone seriously needs to lose their job over this epic fail.
28. Vegas - July 23, 2009 2:21 PM
what...was that? What idiots were sitting around a confrence table and said, "You know what would be a great idea for a new attraction at our theme park?"...Someone seriously needs to lose their job over this epic fail.
29. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 23, 2009 2:21 PM
@18
No. I've been looking for turtle pics so I can amuse Pew Cubed.
30. enigma - July 23, 2009 2:40 PM
:-( It was like a train wreck... Somehow I made it through the whole video because I couldn't look away. How could they let this happen??
31. Dr. Nappy - July 23, 2009 2:48 PM
Wow... this is unbearable.
32. Jedi Nut - July 23, 2009 3:09 PM
I thought that was the funniest thing I have seen! Freaking hilarious! For all the haters......get a grip life is too short to be soo serious!
33. STOMPY (actually might have to do some work today) - July 23, 2009 3:14 PM
@GFS
you referenced your own post (instead of pew cubed) and says the turtle wants ur cock
34. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 23, 2009 3:29 PM
@76
I just noticed that. Good point.
35. bird whisperer - July 23, 2009 3:50 PM
rofl , i wish i went :[
36. Adam - July 23, 2009 4:30 PM
Nothing says Star Wars like reappropriated black music made ironic for white housewives.
37. Dave - July 23, 2009 5:12 PM
it's hard not to watch this and not immediately remember sitting plastered to the TV watch the Turtles in Concert special.
Nothing quite like having your childhood express itself through pop culture and dance...
38. ffffffffffff - July 23, 2009 5:36 PM
uhhhhhhh that is stupid padme and leia have never even been in the mines of kessel
39. Amber - July 23, 2009 5:37 PM
that was horrible
40. purger - July 23, 2009 5:42 PM
i did watch the whole thing and now my eyes are bleeding and i want to kill myself.. so yeah; thanks dude!
41. Heather - July 23, 2009 5:48 PM
I'm a former Disney cast member who used to have to work at Star Wars Weekends. Welcome to my own personal hell.
42. higk - July 23, 2009 6:44 PM
@25~
"I couldn't make it past 0:37."
agreed
43. cheezy_poof - July 23, 2009 9:24 PM
Pretty sure the 30 seconds I watched gave me cancer.
44. RAAAAGGEEE - July 23, 2009 9:52 PM
FFFFFFFUUUUUUU-
45. Chris - July 23, 2009 10:58 PM
The last chick with all the girls looks like Britney spears if u watch it u will notice
46. Aroinak - July 24, 2009 12:51 AM
Why did George Lucas let them get away with this stunt? It just boggles the mind, don't it?
I don't know how I'm still sane, but I managed the whole thing. I think a good few thousand brain cells jumped ship, but I got through it. My brain hurts...
47. Aroinak - July 24, 2009 12:52 AM
Oh, and I forgot to mention, could they have chosen a woman for the lead announcements with a MORE annoying voice? I doubt it, her voice still rings in my ears, *shudder*.
48. Kikikins - July 24, 2009 1:31 AM
Could be worse, I actually dug 2008 and 2007. Darth does Thriller in 2008, Luke and Leia do a disco dance to 'We Are Family' in 2007. The wrong just keeps on.
49. Kevin - July 24, 2009 2:11 AM
agonizing, absolutely agonizing. I want to punch that announcer lady in the back of the head. And she looks like she absolutely loves her job. At least with everyone else that has to be in it - they get to wear masks and such as to thwart off any embarrassment. This is too painful for words.
50. J - July 24, 2009 2:13 AM
i give UP i'm switching sides.......To star trek. Vader why?!
51. Jaded Icon - July 24, 2009 7:43 AM
Actually, I think if we kill the entire cast we could get off the hook by claiming self defense.
@ 9, 11, 12, 16, 17, 23, 24, 26, 32, and 48
I will arrange "accidents" for you all in the name of self defense.
@ 50
Dont give up!!! (at least not for Trek)
52. lunchboxx - July 24, 2009 9:20 AM
@15
actually, that's not shaak ti, that's asohka (sp), she is from the clone wars cartoon.
same species of alien, but different person.
still bang able though....
53. xrd - July 24, 2009 10:02 AM
If shame could kill, I'd be dead so many times.
54. Chris Powers - July 24, 2009 10:27 AM
I think its no more silly than the stuff that you'd sit through at Disney Theme Parks.
55. MechanicalApe - July 24, 2009 10:30 AM
@52 lol agreed.
56. dale d - July 24, 2009 10:41 AM
those hosts were more annoying than a hot girl with a terrible laugh
57. Zayl360 - July 24, 2009 10:59 PM
this is more more shameful then anything i have ever seen. 2 bounty hunters a jedi and 2 royal members of a rebelion dancing to the spice girls and not fighting is painful. yes i'm picky.
58. Microwire - July 25, 2009 8:30 AM
AAAAAHHH my Eyes!
Oh god! Oh god oh god!
59. Microwire2 - July 25, 2009 8:32 AM
I will never the same again
60. Ac0rn - July 25, 2009 2:37 PM
CHIT!!!!! i did put my head through my monitor... but after the hello kitty/trooper. so, i was then forced to plug into the old tv. now i have a broken monitor and can't watch CSI... my life is over
61. OMGBecky - July 26, 2009 3:04 AM
That was awful. Why did they have the caveman from the Geico commercials in a Star Wars themed dance competiton? I dunno, but I do love some cavemen.
62. geekofan - July 27, 2009 4:52 AM
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63. Alex Chastain - July 28, 2009 6:54 PM
wow....cant beleive i sat thru all of that.....how do those storm troopers dance like that lol