Jul 20 2009Kid Drinks Gasoline To Be Like Transformer

They eat cats AND drink gasoline! Weird...

WTF? The dad LET his son drink gasoline? Idot Moron swims many laps in that family gene pool...

THAT'S just crazy...the proper thing to do is huff it.

where is child services when you need them?!

Something keeps telling me that's the GW in the photo :-/

Nevermind. Google search "drinking gasoline" and it was the fourth result :)

darwin.......

im sorry but if at 14 your too stupid to know that drinking gasoline is stupid...well you deserve what you get

lets hope this kid hasnt had a chance to breed

I'm sorry but "he was a very smart boy" and "my son start to drink gas" could never both be true. Obviously the kid was a moron to start with.

lol @ the picture

Ahhh Darwin if you only knew how right you are.

Beat me to it #10. Darwinism in action if I ever saw it.

Stupid kid...
Transformers don't use gasoline. They use energon!

Someone put this kid in the running for the Darwin Awards.

"That's just crazy talk. I love robots. So was that."

WTF GW... i thought you hated robots?!

So instead of stopping his kid from drinking the fuel, he gave him Math problems?

Is this a credible news source...? I've never heard of "Russia Today". I tried to google it to find other news sources, but they didn't look credible, either. If it were appearing on Reuters, then I'd laugh my ass off at the little twatwaffle.

What the hell is wrong with drinking gasoline? I've been doing this for years

too bad there wasn't a gi joe psa for drinking gasoline

Well his dad should sue the gasoline makers for making his son stupid. "he was a very smart boy" (sarcasm btw)

@16

Are you a Cinderella fan?

http://www.poemhunter.com/song/night-songs/

naas say no

Naas drink gasoline. He very smart boy.

http://pencilsatdawn.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/gasoline-phil.jpg

NATURAL SELECTION!! We should encourage him!

24?

Holy crap. I wasnt trying to be a firstard. I was just guessing what 7+17 is.

Trippy²

funny how there's no reference to his attempts to stop him from drinking gasoline, and it's been going on 5 years. parenting ftw

@24
sorry man, gotta do it, even an accidental firstard calls for it.... ahem...

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas. I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.
You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?
Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.
You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.
And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meat slapper.
On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.
You smarmy lager lout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oink artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.
You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.
The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

I'm surprised that the kid is still alive...

Right. Remember all those scenes in the old school transformers where they would sit around in the bar with their gasoline brews and chit chat about the days battles and tell decepticon jokes and drink gasoline and light their farts and drink gasoline and transform into each others mothers and drink gasonline...

me too. I want to be just like them.

thank you sir, may I have another?

@Shumway - no but I was in a hairband

27. "have no rhythem?"

you cruel man.

Have to agree that the parents deserve a kid that can't add if they let him drink gasoline for several years. Wow. thats just sad.

@ 15 Amy - twatwaffle - LOL Thats a good one. I'm going to have to use that. But in this instance I think twatard is more appropriate.

@27
Wow.
YOU, sir, are the swine.
If you read the comment below 24, you'll see he was guessing what 7+17 is.
Asshat.

@27
wow......that is all.

34 - and if you read other posts, you will see that 27's comment was playful banter. twatwaffle.

15 - Thank you for the word twatwaffle - I haven't stopped giggling in ten minutes.

@13 he said "so was that" which means the statement "i love robots" is crazy talk. Read it over again.

and as for the 14 year old chinese dood, a person who can fix a tv and also think that you get powers by drinking gasoline is a dumbfsck. so much for a "smart boy"

is it premium gasoline or diesel?

My apologies 36.
And i agree, im still laughing from the vulgar breakfast food.
Tawtwaffle, thats just great.

@naas

It happens. Also, I would love a twatwaffle with butter and syrup. Maybe some whipped cream. Sounds awesome.

"Next up is the all new twatpancake followed by the ham and cheese twatomelette. It's IHOP's summer of twat menu."

@27

"I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... "

Now that's funny.

I prefer twatwhite omelets.
The twatyolk if full of fat.
LOL.
How about a twatsteak?
A little pink on the inside.
Sounds good.

Why stop there? Twatdogs, twattamales, twatcoffeecake, twattedflakes, twattoast with cinnamon sugar, fresh squeezed twatjuice, twattledwater, twatdoughnut, twatduck confit, and the list is endless.

TWATNOVELTY EAGLE HEAD!

we all have a case of the twats here. I wonder how catching it is? If it keeps going everyone on here will be twatarded.
It happend to me last week.

@Billyrapture....

Thanks for looking out, however, when accidentally making a post that someone may consider a firstarded move, even as a joke, I must be punished.

Allthough it was an accident, I will take my punshment like a man. And hopefully in the future, these kind of accidents will not happen to me again.

45th!!!!!!11!!!!1

After that one!

I can see the word twatwaffle becoming a huge thing on the interwebs.

QUICK!
GW!
Call the internet lady!

But seriously.
Let's try no to over use it.
So DONT SAY THINGS LIKE: twatcakes
Twatburgers and twatfries
Chocolate twatshake.
Twatbeer float.

And dont go see a movie at the movie twater.

I think i failed with that last one.

wouldn't ingesting just a small spoonfull of gasoline kill?

Apparently not.
Unless, that little kid IS Optimus Prime!
Oh no!
The Asians have the Autobots!
I call the Constructobots.
Haha, always go for the underdog.

This kid realized his dream of becoming Twatimus Prime!

27 just found out about copy and paste function.

i thought gasoline kills a man when drank. damn. anyways. if the kid was smart he was gonna end up being retarded judging by his parents. maybe he was the smart one by just going ahead and speeding up the process on getting there.

dumbass
Why didn't the parents stop him and explain that transformers was not real.

Guess this kills the idea that all Chinese people are smart then.

FAKE!!!!

This is a omplete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max squirted gasoline all over the cage the attendant was sitting in. Unfortunately for him a partially robotic policeman showed up, and ended up thwarting his robbery plans.

@54

WRONG!!!!

This is exactly like that time when someone quoted a movie that wasn't relevant, but thought by quoting said movie people would think the person posting the comment was funny.

In the end, the person quoting said shitty movie drank motor oil because they wanted to be Optimus Prime's ass buddy.

55, you're new here, aren't you?
Ms. Daisy posts that all over the place.
Check some other posts.
Think before you speak.

hahaha, Thats funny. Reminds me of the time my dad kicked my ass for throwing knives at my bedroom wall because I wanted to be RAMBO.

BTW, is that David Schwimmer drinking gasoline. IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!!

Woah woah woah woah woah woah........ you mean we're NOT supposed to drink gasoline?

it tastes like heaven >_>

yeah, you nigs are missing out!

@55
Hello n00bfish.

@60
Hello retard.

I'm gonna take a wild guess that the father had planned this for a while. Knowing your son is drinking gasoline and then admitting he had done it for 5 years! Hmm....let US do the math. Transformers the movie (#1) came out in 2007 two years ago. If he was referring to the cartoon, than that ended circulation in 1992. About 17 years ago. I guess the father is the one with a math problem. Plus, with it being in communist China, it was highly unlikely that they even got syndication for any Transformers besides the movies. Just smart enough to sue something popular.......

@63
twat

i don't think 55 was a newfag...they were intentionally trying to parody daisy.

anyway, i feel sorry for the boy. that's a really sad end to a potential math olympiad champ.

12 I was just thinking that; he was already retarded , so... no much of a change.

I think you are an idiot moron if you believe this story.

am I the only oe who thibks this really really sucks, I wish this was fake

So i wanna know.... Will he be an Autobot Or a Decepticon?

Uh, I wanted to be like Barbie when I was little, but I never ate plastic food. Common sense...

He will be a MORONicon.

Only an idiot moron would confuse gasoline with energy cubes!!!

This kid is becoming more like an Australian aboriginal...

I graduated from Harvard 2 years ago. But get this--I drink gasoline on a daily basis. My doc says its good for my bones and skin, I am serious!