Jul 2 2009Just Sad: 2-Year Old Smoking Cigarette

Wow pretty sad =/

oh great, there was this green dam, and now this...what's next? china will be conquered by taiwan?

FIRST!!!

damn...

The mirrors on that bike look like they are angled more for looking at the kid than for watching for death on the road behind you.

That kid's parents should be sterilized

Gross.

I haven't watched it and i can't believe anyone would want to. Come on, this really isn't the place, geeks shouldn't revel in what is tantamount to child abuse. Geekologie has hit a new low.

secretly, its a midget.

Now this is Smooooooookin!
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It's a common belief in China that only westerners get lung cancer - smoking isn't bad for asians.

hes not taking it back...
pussy

It's a midget dumb-ass! Geez, relax, will ya! Besides that there have been a lot of changes in the law lately, at least in the US. I'm not even sure if underage smoking's a crime any more. Barack puffs grits, shouldn't you?

LIES!!!! This is just a midget!!!

He's not even inhaling. Who cares.

This isn't Golaiths sword. It is his cigarette smokin midgets drinker stirrer.

FAKE!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's atre all wriong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never BAck Down where Max was out on a date with Baja. She ordered a 5 dollar shake, and Max just had to try it. Later they won a dancing contest.

I started smoking when I was in the womb, this kid isn't shit.

@18, I think you meant 'this kid AIN'T shit.'

Anyway, I thought it was hilarious. He looked so natural doing it. He's getting lung cancer in 4th grade.

@Daisy

Isn't that a scene from batman?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meIwLytkOX4&feature=related

Now way this is a 2 year old!!!
His motor skills are quite advanced.
I have a 2 year old and a 1 year old, and they don't light their own cigarettes.
I'm always having to light their cancer sticks for them. Lazy bastards.

There is always an excuse with kids...

"I'm tired" "My back hurts" "I'm only two"

Shut the hell up, get a job, and buy your own damn cigarettes!!!

It's not like smoking will affect his growth. Short people is not an unusual thing in China. (Yao Ming is just a freak!) Besides, if cigarettes won't kill him, air pollution will.

He must get all the girls...
...at the cancer ward.

@21 HA! Win

Well, it may be a 2 year old smoking...but at least uh, ....He's good at it? The only way I woulda been more impressed was is he drove off on the bike.

Good, our evil plan to get all the Chinese people addicted to cancer sticks to kill out their future military force is working. However, if we don't kill all the youth, we can at least annihilate them during the track events at the next Olympics, granted if the Kenyans weren't cheaters...high altitude training, my ass...

Ok, I'm done. Time to go smoke.

Can't see the video at work. If thats what it is... sad.

#13 Barak puffs grits.. wow classic...

gross...

If that is a kid, then he's got pretty advanced dexterity and fine motor coordination.

S'FAKE

@28
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isnt this just that lil he ping ping, worlds smallest man video, with a kids head cropped on top!!!

17: Stop posting that.

Hookem' when their young baby.

Wait a minute, that looks like President 'O' lighting up his first smoke in Kenya....

It's funny, I'm one of those tattooed, "alcoholic" smokers who people would expect to have done this, but I'm disgusted. I hope it really is just a midget guy.

@ #17

Lol, how would you know what a photoshopped job is? Dont you know that photoshop is for graphics, and not videos? For video editing, people use After Effects, not photoshop, so since you dont know the difference, your comment is invalid.

When i was on vacation in China I saw a pack of 6-8 year olds walking down the street and all of them are smoking.. its pretty normal there..

This is a 2 yr old. Although he's not inhaling the smoke it won't be long until this amusing trick turns into a habit.

Very sad........

@34

Welcome to Geekologie. You must be new here.

Get em started young, it'll pay off later.

wtf does this have to do with geek culture? lose this shit if it's just sad; don't just post to say you did. ffs.

@ 34

HA HA HA HA HA *sigh* HA HA HA............noob.

@34

If you visit this site enough, you'll learn to ignore Daisy.

@ 39

Y'sum sir! I git rit on tat sir! I'm sorry mas'er! Yus the boss!

BTW: Brian = craptastic d-bag that complains about sites, but still goes to them.

Daisy is fishing out n00bs left and right today. I haven't seen this many people bitch about Daisy in months. Good times good times.

this kid musta had one hell of a fake id...

Sad? Or the coolest 2-year-old on the block?

THIS IS SO NOT IN CHINA!
THEYY DIDNT SOUND LIKE THEIR SPEAKING CHINESE AT ALL!

That's nuts, who wears denim jackets anymore! Also, did y'all see that kid was smoking?

That's the coolest toddler I've ever seen. I bet he gets tons of pussy.

I can't believe that kid wasn't wearing a helmet!

@46

You're right. It was in the back of a bakery. They just happend to be throwing pie pans against the wall when they filmed this child. Sorry for the confusion.

Git a rope...

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LOL!! @ 44

like u need an ID to get substances in china

I wonder what elce this kid will do for laughs

We're sure it's not Gary Coleman having a smoke to destress after a beating?

#20
STOMPY - that link was the balls!

@31 & 34... welcome to geekologie.
just ignore Daisy, it's the only thing she can actually write on a qwerty. Thankfully her posts are shorter now.

Someone should tell him smoking stunts your growth... ZING!!!
Haha - there's plenty more where that came from. I'll be here all day folks...

Ok everyone, relax. It's china. Who the hell would want to live there? If I was in china I probably would have started smoking at age 2 as well.. Besides, the kid will probably die of cholera by age 10 anyway....

I think this must be a small adult, because the "2 year old" shows too much hand eye coordination for even a 4 year old. Obviously not a child.

you know whats even more sad??
that kid is on a motorcycle..
O0o AND DOESNT HAVE A FVCKING HELMET ON!

Poor kid. How could they teach him to do that?

THAT'S A MAN, BABY!

so, as far as i can tell Daisy is a joke right? i mean i've been reading for a few months or so now and it seems like everyone expects daisy to come up with some kind of joke about photoshop even if it doesnt make sence. its always about the same movie thing right? so why is everyone getting so mad about daisy when its obviously a joke?

this is AWESOME! im gunna do that now

wow I've been looking at geekologie for a little while now and never heard anyone complain about Daisy and then today it's one after another. I think she even started a fight in one. What is going on!?! lol

#63 Mostly because most people that get mad don't know its a joke... or just don't get it.

The rest are people that need to lighten up a bit

haha Daisy makes me laugh.

I always know what movie she's refering to.

That was such a fake video. My two year old nephew can barely hold on to a cabbage, let alone a cigarette with such grace and ease. Add in the dexterity with the lighter, and you have a midget posing as a child. 100% fake. But not in the Daisy sense. Or the Pam Anderson sense...

The problem is that Daisy posts the SAME stupid joke every time.
How about something new?

His girl is way more sophisticated:

http://lovelystamps.ru/120331.jpg

@69

It's never the same. I barely even post here but it doesn't hurt to pay attention.

But on the subject of the video I'm gonna have to call fakesies ):

He's smocking like the big one's. XD
Sorry this is way too cool too be sad about that the little guy smocking a little johnny...

Doesn't look like he's inhaling at least. Still though, somebody pass that kid a JD on the rocks to wash it down with.. Looks we've found the new Drew Barymore ;)

This is just a midget ..

Child abuse makes me angry and sad. I'm not sure if I want my favorite blog to bring me child abuse in the form of entertainment...

:(

@#11 (Timmy2dogs)

no its not you ignorant bastard.

That's disgusting... some people should never be allowed to be parents

@ 77

I agree..damn people. Oh, you know who should really be at the top of the list are people that make blanket assumptions......yeah, those people suck.

obviously the kid is a stand up comic, this is after his set was done. and a fan offered him a cigarrette for a couple of jokes. and man did he kill!!!

daisy, i love you!!! i want you to crap in my mouth!

That's one of the sickest things I've ever seen! He didn't sound like a midget.

One Child Policy - So of course you wanna make sure your only child is the coolest f**ken kid on the block,

@ 77 : exactly my thought. Some education is required over there.

@82. Because it's only "over there" where parents are neglectful. You looked at some of the backward ass people having kids in your country?

WTF?! Unreal... Go kill yourselves if you want but leave this poor kid alone!

I've seen some sick sh*t today.... I mean it.... I went on public transport and everything but this takes the cake and the plate that it was on! Wrong, wrong, wrong!

hang on a second... is this actually real?

Haha, everyone finally acknowledged Donald's husband...anyway this is still sad...sad coz he pwnd me who coughs when....i love the minty and strawberry flavor though....

@46 its obviously in china they said "ping wing wong pong hi-yong"

@ 83 : You're right. Education is needed everywhere.

He's not 2 and well...the Chinese are mostly ignorant peasants so they'd find this funny.

Hey look, chinese "white trash"

This kid is gonna grow up to be such a badass.

sad? this is epic!

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Somebody find the parents and murder them!

this must be why people in asia are shorter than average i guess

Dont worry, when he dies at 4 of lung cancer there will be OVER A BILLION MORE TO REPLACE HIM.

LEGALIZE IT!! then make ciggarettes illegal!!

Troll detected - thats fake.

still: if it would be true I'd punish the parents - letting them eat a whole package of cigs ~

Honestly that's the most ridiculous thing i have ever seen adults watching and making a spectacle or a two year old child poison his body, and the next video that will come out of this child will be when they show the kids lunges in there high school health class videos on, "Why you shouldn't smoke Tobacco" - Honestly i hope all those people making that video, (I don't want to say have a tragic end, because that's morally wrong) but, there going to reap, what they've done (My condolences to the child in the video)

BMAN

well, its china. their population is out of control anyway. let them cull their own herd.