Jul 30 2009Jacket Assassins: Ninja Star Coat Hooks
Does Ninja Boy hang his denim jacket on ninja star coat hooks? You bet your socially awkward katana he does! These Ninja Coat Hooks from Spinning Hat designs are coat hooks made to look like ninja stars. Hi-ya? HI-YA!
The Ninja Coat Hooks will transform your hallway into the scene of a Shanghai back street stand-off. Each metal Ninja Coat Hook has one corner cleverly engineered into a screw, which allows you to fix securely to your wall or door, whilst making it look like it has been hurled from the hands of a deadly Ninjitsu assassin.
Each star will set you back around $13. Alternatively, I'll drive you to the mall and we can go the kiosk that sells ninja swords and body jewelry and pick up a pack of real ones. Afterwards, we'll head over to Hot Topic for novelty t-shirts and then to the food court to wash it all down with an Orange Julius. High five!
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Reader Comments
1. shadwag - July 30, 2009 10:36 AM
i usually just hang my coat on the total gym 3000. same thing.
2. Taylor - July 30, 2009 10:38 AM
Sweet
3. naas - July 30, 2009 10:39 AM
bad to the power of ass, now I can find something else to do with the real stars sticking out from the wall already - like throw them at @6's stupid face
4. DLS - July 30, 2009 10:42 AM
We need more ninja weapons as everyday tools.
5. 130% pew - July 30, 2009 10:47 AM
awesome stuff gw.....just awesome.
6. 130% pew - July 30, 2009 10:47 AM
awesome stuff gw.....just awesome.
7. STOMPY (is still banging Pikachu) - July 30, 2009 10:47 AM
owww
8. boredom - July 30, 2009 10:48 AM
Is it me or do these look like they would rip your coat if you hung it there too long? Oh and Orange Julius is the best stuff ever.
9. STOMPY (is still banging Pikachu) - July 30, 2009 10:48 AM
damn doulbe post, I was supposed to be post 6...
10. naas - July 30, 2009 10:52 AM
I'll still throw ninja stars at your stupid face STOMPY
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2139/2091335147_b68ef52284_o.jpg
11. STOMPY (is still banging Pikachu, even though a ninja star dangles from his eye socket) - July 30, 2009 10:57 AM
@naas
now you can hang your coat on my face!
12. Fitz - July 30, 2009 11:01 AM
Still at thinkgeek... they sell it since this morning :P
http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/supplies/bb94/
and AYA!!!
http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/supplies/bb94/images/3986
13. naas - July 30, 2009 11:08 AM
@12 I can't help hearing a russian or german's voice speaking broken english when I read......broken english like that. Everytime, I swear... it's like there's a little german in lederhozen sitting next to a russian air force pilot & a leprechaun in my head all waiting to narrate when I see writing like this. Is that strange, normal or because I don't like schnitzel?
STOMPY I can't find a pic to illustrate that one so http://www.5minutesformom.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/julia-coat.jpg
14. Spikey DaPikey - July 30, 2009 11:11 AM
I soo NEED these !
15. Pew³ - July 30, 2009 11:12 AM
I had these coat hooks, until one day, I went to go hang a coat up, I slipped and impaled my forehead into the ninja star and died.
Just kidding, I don't even wear coats. We don't them here in San Diego.
16. SmokingGirl - July 30, 2009 11:13 AM
First of all, these seems terribly dangerous. I can see the headline now, "Geek Killed by Novelty Ninja Star Coat Hanger!"
Secondly, why all the Hot Topic hate? I know, I know, a certain amount of pussy emos shop there, but if you're a fan of Halloween and The Nightmare Before Christmas (like me) their store is a gold mine of fun.
Thirdly, isn't Orange Julius out of business? If not, someone send me an Orange Julius because I haven't had one in years, but I still remember that delicious orangey, smoothie taste.
17. SmokingGirl - July 30, 2009 11:14 AM
P.S. Your inane drivel is annoying me, Pew.
P.P.S. That was a lie. I wuvs you, Pew.
18. Pew³ - July 30, 2009 11:18 AM
@17. Shwew. My heart skipped a beat for a second.
19. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - July 30, 2009 11:20 AM
Things I'll run into and injure myself on while drunk for $300!
20. SmokingGirl - July 30, 2009 11:23 AM
What is novelty ninja star?
Yesh! I pwns!
21. naas - July 30, 2009 11:25 AM
@19 NOT going to be a problem, unless you triple lindy up onto the wall from all the running around. STILL WANT
22. SmokingGirl - July 30, 2009 11:30 AM
You know, it just occured to me that this could be a serious issue for those who have sex up against walls.
You come home late with the quasi-hot chick/dude/thing that you met at the bar, you forget about the novelty ninja stars on your wall...and BAM, ninja star to the skull.
And that would just be so unpleasent AND messy.
23. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - July 30, 2009 11:30 AM
21 - How high do you put your coat hangers?
24. SmokingGirl - July 30, 2009 11:36 AM
I put coat hangers at "normal" height...I don't know how high you midgets put yours.
Ohhhhhhhhh! BURN!
25. naas - July 30, 2009 11:39 AM
Seeing that I'm hanging coats from these thumper, I'd put them slightly above where I'd hit my head on the wall if I tripped in a drunken stupor
26. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 30, 2009 11:40 AM
Shanghai is in Japan. The post tells me so.
@22
I know what I'd do. I'd fück the corpse and bury them in the morning. You know, after I watch cartoons.
27. STOMPY (is still banging Pikachu, even though a ninja star dangles from his eye socket) - July 30, 2009 11:43 AM
@25
Just make sure that when you put these at a height where you wouldn't hit your head on the wall if in a drunken stupor, that you are not already in a drunken stupor....
28. Freddy K - July 30, 2009 11:44 AM
Is todays theme "things that would have been cool if they came out in the late 80's or early 90's" day?
First pacman, then novelty ninja stars. what next, Jack Skellingtons?
fail fail fail on all 3 - even though the 3rd one hasn't been posted.
29. Fitz - July 30, 2009 11:46 AM
@13 Sorry, English like you probably saw is not my main language! But your image is pretty funny :P
30. the guy who cant be botherd to think of a name... - July 30, 2009 11:50 AM
EVERYBODLY CONFU ORNAMENTS,
do dodo,
THER AS FAST AS A PASTRY!
do dodo
ITS NOT THAT FRIGHTNING!
do dodo
.......and its official i have far to much spare time
31. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - July 30, 2009 1:00 PM
28 - Jack Skellington is still cool. He IS the Pumpkin King!
32. Paul? - July 30, 2009 1:21 PM
badass..
33. SmokingGirl - July 30, 2009 1:34 PM
"JAAAAACK! I'm just an elected official! How am I supposed to make decisions by myself?!"
Hahahahahaha...I loves it.
34. reggie bush - July 30, 2009 1:49 PM
those are actually the stars that I threw at Kanye (takes it in the butt while he faces) West. Sadly I missed. Sorry everyone.
35. naas - July 30, 2009 3:46 PM
@27 yes, because then I'd be putting them in the neighbors wall & I don't even wear a coat when going over there
36. Jaded Icon - July 31, 2009 7:15 AM
I think everyone here is missing the point. These are for "accidents" in the household. Do you have an annoying girl/boyfriend? Does your wife know about your affair? Well have no fear, with your very own novelty ninja star coat hanger you can "accident" your way to freedom! Hang these lifesavers up and the newspapers will be printing your quote about how you never thought your husband was clumsy enough to impale himself on one. Just $13 can give you a roomate free experience.
37. UltraSly - July 31, 2009 2:10 PM
@26 that's what I was thinking G, I too meditated about it; and feel guilty!
38. nVG - August 1, 2009 7:03 AM
There were ninjas in Shanghai?
Did they train in Japan, or did their sensei travel to Shanghai and train them there?
Were they Japanese, or Chinese?
Why was there a stand-off? Were their stealth techniques ineffective?
What is a Ninjitsu assassin? Is it someone who kills 'Ninjitsu'?
Who were they trying to kill in Shanghai?
That is a very mysterious and confusing write-up.
Who made those 'ninja stars'? Why doesn't the blurb use the word 'shuriken'?
39. GeekoFan - August 3, 2009 3:21 AM
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