Jul 10 2009In Disguise: Learn Your Secret Cyborg Name
There will come a time when we all have to wear spraypainted cardboard box robot costumes to prevent detection and subsequent elimination by our mechanical overlords. And we're gonna need names too, just in case we get sucked into a conversation with one of those chatty metallic bastards. Thankfully, somebody was able to steal this Cyborg Name Decoder from the future. As you can see, Geekologie now becomes the General Electronic Entity Keen on Online Learning, Omnipresent Gratification and Immediate Exploration. Which is pretty ironic because I AM keen on immediate exploration. You see where I'm going with this? The first date. YOW YOW!
The Cyborg Name Decoder (also available on Facebook)
Thanks to BossMan and Joemo, who once tied a brick to a robot and then lit it on fire and pushed it off a cliff while stabbing it and shooting arrows.
Reader Comments
1. Paul - July 10, 2009 1:10 PM
FIRSTY'S!!!!
2. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 10, 2009 1:12 PM
@1
Die in a fire!
3. Ciao - July 10, 2009 1:13 PM
very much omnipresent gratification....
*waits for Daisy, while clutching a net* >:E
4. naas in southern cali - July 10, 2009 1:13 PM
I ran over a firstard with the car this morning & it felt so good I threw the car in reverse to do it again
5. Veskit - July 10, 2009 1:15 PM
Anybody else type in p,e,n,i and s and laugh at the result?
But not in that way.
6. gold - July 10, 2009 1:15 PM
5th
haha
http://werturtle.mybrute.com
7. JK - July 10, 2009 1:16 PM
@ 1
I give you the award for "Stupid Firstarded Douche Bag."
-100 Points: IQ.
+100 Points: Stupidity.
+1000 Points: Being A Spamming Firstarded Douche Bag.
-500 Points: Friends.
8. Pew³ (Stuck at home in bed) - July 10, 2009 1:18 PM
Positronic Electronic Worker Programmed for Exploration, Worldwide Peacekeeping and Efficient Warfare
9. GRIGORY - July 10, 2009 1:18 PM
G.R.I.G.O.R.Y.: General Robotic Individual Generated for Observation and Rational Yelling
10. Daywalker - July 10, 2009 1:19 PM
my initials make Transforming Robotic Machine...O_o
11. DrThrasher - July 10, 2009 1:20 PM
T.H.R.A.S.H.E.R.: Technician Hardwired for Rational Assassination, Scientific Harm and Efficient Repair
12. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 10, 2009 1:20 PM
@8
Did you break your mumbly peg again?
13. Calabasa209 - July 10, 2009 1:21 PM
T.O.N.G.U.E.: Technician Optimized for Nocturnal Gratification and Ultimate Exploration
14. Pew³ (Stuck at home in bed) - July 10, 2009 1:22 PM
i iz a broked
15. Jerry - July 10, 2009 1:25 PM
ah, no name for me
http://bootelicious.mybrute.com
16. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 10, 2009 1:26 PM
@15
It's because it knows you're a brutefag.
17. Ciao - July 10, 2009 1:26 PM
C.I.A.O. Chief In Alliance of Onis
oh cripes...this is catching on like a horrible cold.
@13 lmao
18. Calabasa209 - July 10, 2009 1:40 PM
come on, i cant be the only one using it for dirty things....
funny??
C.O.D.P.I.E.C.E.: Cybernetic Operational Device Programmed for Infiltration, Exploration and Ceaseless Education
better:
B.U.T.T.P.L.U.G.: Biomechanical Unit Trained for Troubleshooting, Potential Learning and Ultimate Gratification
19. Ubu7 - July 10, 2009 1:59 PM
P.E.N.I.S. Positronic Electronic Nocturnal Infiltration Soldier
Uncanny!
Of course, mine's also a Day-walker.
20. NotARobot - July 10, 2009 2:01 PM
Us foolish meatbags *beep* We cannot trick the machines with cardboard boxes *beboop* The robots are far superior and lack weak, fleshy exteriors, unlike ourselves *boop*
21. Daisy - July 10, 2009 2:01 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoashop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never BAck Down where Max was waiting to look out his kitchen window at the president, who was scheduled to pull into town on a train that afternoon. The original Danny Ocean came over and took Max's family hostage, and attached a sniper rifle to their kitchen table. Max saved the day by hooking an electric cord to the table and shocking the crap out of the shooter right before the president's train pulled into the statio0n.
22. Ubu7 - July 10, 2009 2:01 PM
"Ytterbium Operational Unit Responsible for Mathematics and Online Murder"
HAHAHAHA!!
23. RobRoy - July 10, 2009 2:04 PM
Robotic organism skilled in sabotage - Geekologie is right, robots are trying to kill us :O
24. KARYN - July 10, 2009 2:08 PM
Kinetic Artificial Repair and Yelling Neohuman
that's what my programmers call me, anyway. that, and "hotlips."
25. youguyssuck - July 10, 2009 2:27 PM
Holy OLD!!!!!! Way to catch this on its umpteenth passage around the net!
Oh and the best one... G.O.D.: Galactic Observation Device.... fu<king profound!
26. Ollie Williams - July 10, 2009 3:12 PM
Ollie, Operational Lifelike Lifeform Intended for Exploration.
Yeah, that's about right. I also have a huge penis.
27. ProteinMonster - July 10, 2009 3:12 PM
Technician Intended for Fighting, Forbidden Assassination and Nocturnal Yelling....
Yeah..sounds about right :3
28. texrex - July 10, 2009 3:22 PM
Positronic
Electronic
Worker
Programmed for
Efficient
Warfare
truer words were never generated
29. catch22 - July 10, 2009 4:08 PM
Cybernetic
Artificial
Troubleshooting
Calculation
Humanoid
...22
so i analize and pick stuff apart?
ok...id believe it
30. paul - July 10, 2009 4:12 PM
F.I.R.S.T.: Functional Intelligent Replicant Skilled in Troubleshooting
31. scurl - July 10, 2009 5:58 PM
this reminds me of...well, i'll just quote the site itself...
"It's like an online game that's all about you!"
well! i've been waiting for one of those, I mean I've lead an interesting life, right, and KoL doesn't even come close to it, so it's good to know there's a game all about me out there, even though it seems to portray me as...well...some sort of acronym spewing 13 year old robot...who may or may not be into gothic dating and cartoon versions of itself. ok, it's got me pegged. and anyways, i'm not an ultimate repair lifeform, i'm also a fair service droid too.
32. Mallory - July 10, 2009 7:56 PM
M.A.L.L.O.R.Y.: Mechanical Artificial Lifeform Limited to Observation and Rational Yelling
33. I*heart*GEEKOLOGIE - July 10, 2009 10:52 PM
But how do you get it on facebook?
34. led display - July 10, 2009 11:37 PM
powerfull..............
35. Alex_Crazy_One - July 11, 2009 12:31 AM
HAHAHA mine is sick = A.L.E.X.A.N.D.E.R.: Artificial Lifeform Engineered for Xpert Assassination, Nocturnal Destruction and Efficient Repair
36. Aidan - July 11, 2009 5:36 AM
A.I.D.A.N.: Artificial Individual Designed for Assassination and Nullification
I Pwn, whoot!
37. Sam - July 11, 2009 9:24 AM
geekologie, seriously?? this thing is like ten years old.
38. jessepko - July 11, 2009 12:57 PM
V.A.G.I.N.A.: Versatile Android Generated for Infiltration and Nocturnal Assassination
39. JK - July 11, 2009 1:17 PM
@ 1 and 30
F.I.R.S.T
Fu-cking
Idiot
Rich (with)
Stupid
Thinking
40. sup - July 11, 2009 1:45 PM
S.U.P.: Synthetic Upgraded Person
41. Hennessy - July 11, 2009 5:03 PM
Mine is creepy:
H.E.N.N.E.S.S.Y.:
Humanoid
Engineered for
Nocturnal
Nullification,
Efficient
Sabotage and
Scientific
Yelling
Can someone say Doom's Day?
42. Jazzette - July 11, 2009 8:11 PM
Mine's Positronic Artificial Entity Designed for Online Peacekeeping, Hazardous Infiltration and Logical Exploration
I kid, but seriously, what is rational yelling?
43. Tunio - July 13, 2009 3:42 AM
Quite Old but still fun, did you try the sexy name decoder ?
G.E.E.K.O.L.O.G.I.E.: Gorgeous Exciting Expert Kindly Offering Lustful, Overwhelming Gratification and Intense Embraces
I think this is quite correct to...
44. Lord Darth - July 13, 2009 8:48 AM
That's quite an impressive name!
45. His Majestic Royal Royalty Huge Greatness Himself - July 13, 2009 8:53 AM
I'm impressed! Well done!
46. Emperor Nero Ⅱ - July 13, 2009 8:55 AM
Damn! That's a good job!
47. Dr. Rhialto - July 13, 2009 8:59 AM
This makes sense.I'm feeling much better now.
48. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - July 13, 2009 9:42 AM
Apparently Thumperchica has too many letters in it. PFFBBT. So I'll go with the compilation.
T.H.U.M.P.E.R.: Transforming Handcrafted Unit Manufactured for Potential Exploration and Repair
C.H.I.C.A.: Cybernetic Hazardous Infiltration and Calculation Android
49. DrNecropolis - July 13, 2009 11:04 AM
N.E.C.R.O.P.O.L.I.S.: Networked Electronic Construct Responsible for Online Peacekeeping, Omnipresent Learning and Immediate Sabotage
I find this most agreeable
50. Haha - July 13, 2009 10:52 PM
Handcrafted
Artificial
Harm
Android
who cares if it's old; it's funny.