Jul 30 2009I'd Eat That Off The Floor: Human Dog Food
Kooky-Chew Human Dog Food is actually 2 1/2 ounces of crunchy cookie bits for humans, but made to look like dog kibble. I want some. Plus, each bowl comes with a candy bone, and who doesn't like candy? Or ice cream? GOD, THIS WASN'T EVEN ABOUT ICE CREAM BUT NOW I WANT SOME! Each bowl will set you back a cool $1.49 and should not be stored in the same place as regular dog food. Because you know what will happen, don't you? I don't, but I'm sure it'll be hilarious. Like somebody stepping on a rake and getting hit in the face!
Thanks to Julian, who once ate a whole 20lb bag of dog food before he realized it was cat foot. I LIKE THE SALMON FLAVOR TOO, JULIAN!
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Reader Comments
1. Rod-Man - July 30, 2009 3:07 PM
Things for dogs have officially gone too far. At least it's cheap.
2. naas - July 30, 2009 3:10 PM
That makes about as much sense as this http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kKpJRdXfZuA/Sb1QQ4wo-QI/AAAAAAAAF_s/6-nR0JS7v0Y/s1600-h/image_smokers.jpg
3. Pew³ - July 30, 2009 3:16 PM
"Thanks to Julian, who once ate a whole 20lb bag of dog food before he realized it was cat foot. I LIKE THE SALMON FLAVOR TOO, JULIAN!"
Every dog knows that cat foot IS dog food!
Yum!
I've eaten plenty of "human" food that could be passed as dog food. I was in the Army.
4. /Eyeroll - July 30, 2009 3:16 PM
Being a person who already greatly dislikes candy and sweets in general... this product is facking disgusting.
@2 - They even have the monkey f*cking down.... adorable
5. Pew³ - July 30, 2009 3:18 PM
@2 which makes more sense than this... http://tinyurl.com/5cczkt
6. Adam - July 30, 2009 3:18 PM
one time I asked my neighbor if she wanted to lick my candy bone.
I'm not allowed within 50 yards of her or her kids anymore...
7. Karyn - July 30, 2009 3:21 PM
Should be "Kooky Kibble." Or possibly "Kooky Chow."
The tag line should be "Trick DYFS into thinking you're unfit! Hours of fun!"
8. /Eyeroll - July 30, 2009 3:22 PM
@5 - link fail!
9. Moose Knuckle - July 30, 2009 3:22 PM
I'm not fond of eating anything that looks roughly the same when you poop it out
10. J-SIZZLE - July 30, 2009 3:27 PM
Dog food? What is that? Cooked dog? (My impression of a Korean)
11. julie - July 30, 2009 3:28 PM
@9 ditto
12. asher - July 30, 2009 3:29 PM
a sex slave's dream com true
13. naas - July 30, 2009 3:35 PM
@5 but no more sense than this http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_kKpJRdXfZuA/SmZj-vCOIQI/AAAAAAAAGmo/Z2j20VBzM8Y/s1600-h/lenin+cake+2.jpg
14. Ollie Williams - July 30, 2009 3:36 PM
Hah! I had an ice cream sandwich at lunch. Suck on that GW!
15. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 30, 2009 3:37 PM
@14
I had ice cream for dinner last night. Damn, I'm sad and fat. It wasn't even a good ice cream.
16. 2 - July 30, 2009 3:42 PM
Probly made from the same quality items as dog food except with more chemicals
17. pants - July 30, 2009 3:43 PM
@9 no fudge?
Is human dog food made with real humans, or that artificial crap?
18. naas - July 30, 2009 3:43 PM
@GFS nor was it ever a good baby
19. Bone Kennel - July 30, 2009 3:46 PM
So, does this mean that after you eat it and throw it up, you can eat it again?
20. Bone Kennel - July 30, 2009 3:50 PM
I mean, I do that with my food already, but dog's, with their food, look like they enjoy it so much more.
21. Paul? - July 30, 2009 3:51 PM
looks.. interesting..? I'd have to see how it tastes
22. Rachel - July 30, 2009 3:59 PM
I remember having something almost just like that when I was younger. No bone, though.
23. Tard - July 30, 2009 4:01 PM
Morons....It's not really crunchy cookie bits. It's really just old dog food they found in the warehouse and then sprayed it with cookie flavoring.
24. Izy43 - July 30, 2009 4:03 PM
OMG, I am so getting like a dozen of those.. hah! & no need to share nobody'd touch it
25. astreastar - July 30, 2009 4:08 PM
GW - I love being able to count on you for my daily dose of roflmao!
26. j - July 30, 2009 4:10 PM
omgg i used to eat these when i was little!
i didnt know they were still around
SO GOOD
27. STOMPY (is done with pikachu, turns out it was a man...) - July 30, 2009 4:18 PM
makes about much sense as a clown vs. the predator... trust this is a must see.......
http://clownvspredator.ytmnd.com/
28. STOMPY (has been drinking again...) - July 30, 2009 4:23 PM
or about as much sense as raptor jesus camp....
http://raptorjesuscamp.ytmnd.com/
29. shadwag - July 30, 2009 4:24 PM
so what happens when you feed it to dogs?
30. snake in a box - July 30, 2009 4:26 PM
SURPRISE COCKFAGS!
31. radstronomical - July 30, 2009 4:32 PM
These have been around for a while and, if I remember correctly, don't taste very good at all.
32. wes - July 30, 2009 4:41 PM
i got these yeaaars ago from stupid.com ... they kinda taste pretty good, but they dissolve too quick so you can't really eat it with milk. it kinda tastes like cinnamon-graham crackers.
-wes-
33. Jason Katzwinkel - July 30, 2009 4:52 PM
Real dog food doesn't taste as good, but it's cheaper. And nutritious.
Just roll some Chuck Wagon in powdered sugar and you have yourself a delightful confection for homeless people.
34. Jennifer - July 30, 2009 5:09 PM
I remember seeing these at the All Candy Expo in 2008. Very cool product!
35. Wendy - July 30, 2009 6:31 PM
I have puppy friends..... like no furries, just kinky friends. I am ordering like 50 of these!!! hilarious!
36. SpikePheratu - July 30, 2009 7:20 PM
I remember gettin these from a corner store about 15 years ago. They're pretty awesome if u put milk in em an eat it like cereal.
37. Nelly - July 30, 2009 9:30 PM
I remember begging my dad for this in Blockbusters when I was eight. I remember it tasted pretty good.
38. Nikky - July 30, 2009 10:42 PM
it's about time.
39. Jesse - July 31, 2009 12:02 AM
haha, i ate this like ten years ago...........
40. Lauren - July 31, 2009 12:03 AM
oh my god, i've actually eaten this.
41. YourJoyIsMyLow - July 31, 2009 3:25 AM
Product is no good without a submissive girlfriend on a leash.
42. Jaded Icon - July 31, 2009 7:53 AM
Wow! So when are they going to come out this human wolf food. Like candy Caribou and stuff?.......
43. toasterhands - July 31, 2009 7:16 PM
Not sure what to make of this
44. GeekoFan - August 3, 2009 3:16 AM
Must See!!
http://75684.onodot.com/
45. cuite - August 18, 2009 2:43 PM
is it ok