Jul 17 2009iBum Chair: Ladies, Please -- Have A Seat
The iBum Chair by Tomomi Sayuda is a photocopier built into a chair. It might just be the best chair ever invented. The question is: do they make an office model? My secretary hopes not.
...chair will automatically photocopy your ass, when you sit this chair. When audience sit down on the chair, a scanner on the top of chair to scan people's buttocks automatically. Then the scanned image is printed out from the right hand side of the chair. A sensor is detecting people's existence all the time. So people will not realize the existence of the scanner. Without notice, the photocopy of the bum will arrive next to the chair.
Certainly brings new meaning to the phrase "casting couch chair", doesn't it? No, I guess it doesn't. You know, that sounded a lot better in my head. Along with your singing. YOU WILL NEVER BE A STAR!
Hit the jump for a video of the chair in action.
iBum Chair Photocopies Your Ass [likecool]
Thanks to Ste, who gets more ass than Santa's lap. Not kids though. No, not kids.
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Reader Comments
1. Milkman - July 17, 2009 2:57 PM
Firstarded!
2. sam - July 17, 2009 2:57 PM
lalalala bum
3. Tenshi - July 17, 2009 2:58 PM
Yeah only fat hairy guys will sit on it. Oh and they are sweaty too.
4. naas - July 17, 2009 3:00 PM
@1 http://www.geocities.com/Area51/1075/images/emperor.jpg
5. Milkman - July 17, 2009 3:05 PM
@4
http://my.nbc.com/sn/6/b/d/8/GuitarHeroFreak,nbc.com/images/8165b85340d2c374697eb333276df45c.jpg
6. The Stig - July 17, 2009 3:07 PM
That scanner looks awfully obvious......
7. Timbo - July 17, 2009 3:09 PM
@4 the force is strong with 5...
8. The Stig - July 17, 2009 3:09 PM
@3 also, fat guy sits on sheet of glass naked. Broken glass sheet. Lacerations. Enjoy never sleeping again.
9. naas - July 17, 2009 3:15 PM
@Milkman for being firstarded http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b298/Daughtrygirl11/1663cd3f.gif
10. sick to the power of me - July 17, 2009 3:16 PM
point/use of this? aside from saving time in the hazardous task of clibing up on the scanner at your office......i see no use. I mean if you put it in a mall it would be funny to the younger sk8er kidz but overall just gross
11. Jeremy - July 17, 2009 3:24 PM
How would someone now notice a piece of paper being printed from the chair they are sitting on??
12. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 17, 2009 3:26 PM
Milkman! Say it ain't so!
13. Milkman - July 17, 2009 3:27 PM
It ain't so.
ok, i lied ;)
14. Pat - July 17, 2009 3:28 PM
Regardless, that thing looks mighty uncomfortable.
15. Topcat - July 17, 2009 3:36 PM
Only useful if the girl is wearing a skirt.
Preferably without panties.
16. antmattmn - July 17, 2009 3:41 PM
I'd make it to where it sent the pictures to GW. And then I'd make robots and dinosaurs sit on it. And asian girls in catholic schoolgirl skirts. I think everyone would benefit from that one. Minus the robots - maybe they aren't the best idea
17. BakaFishy - July 17, 2009 3:50 PM
Ill have to wear one of my short skirts when Im sitting in this chair. ;)
@14 Agreed. Ill never sit in it anyways.
http://bakafishy1.mybrute.com
18. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 17, 2009 3:52 PM
@17
http://www.frigginrandom.com/images/smells-like-fish-in-here/
19. che-che - July 17, 2009 4:06 PM
NO ASSSSSS! lame flat butt asian!
20. HeyHey - July 17, 2009 6:07 PM
that's one dirty chair.. can you imagine all the naked fat guys who sat on that?
21. deutsche lad - July 17, 2009 6:16 PM
I think I'll wait for the X-Ray version.
22. Jeff - July 17, 2009 6:19 PM
I'd say about 99% of Applephiles are not attractive enough to put this invention to good use.
Get a scanner that fits in the drivers seat of a VW Jetta, and we'll talk...
23. deutsche lad - July 17, 2009 6:20 PM
In the vid, at 1:28, is that girl checking whether she's got lower fish breath, ON THE PHOTO?
24. Jaded Icon - July 17, 2009 6:21 PM
@ 22
Is that the car your mom lets you borrow?
25. darkfall13 - July 17, 2009 9:08 PM
"So people will not realize the existence of the scanner." How can you not know when it's got a glass surface with a copier inside?! But I digress, onto more important things, what was up with the chick that smelled her photocopied ass?!
26. Daisy - July 17, 2009 9:42 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max got sent back in time to investigate the cause of the virus that killed off most of the people. He was sent to the wrong time, but he carried a big ass spider back.
27. Ice - July 17, 2009 11:18 PM
This is what were wasting trees and ink on???
28. Gibbs - July 18, 2009 12:38 AM
i would sniff that scanner.
29. Ciao - July 19, 2009 10:19 PM
that's weird, but be pretty good to rent for parties. :D