Jul 20 2009I Would Never Leave: The Hi-Can Luxury Bed
The Hi-Can luxury bed has everything you've ever wanted in a bed minus a bathroom and snack bar. Oh, and dancing pole. I like to strip myself to sleep.
A theater screen pulls down at the foot of the bed for viewing television or movies. An integrated personal computer system means you can work or surf the web in bed as well. Game consoles are built in for added entertainment value. Lights for reading and shades for sleeping are also fully integrated.
Eh, it's a little too weird looking for my taste. Besides, I've been sleeping on a pile of clothes for the past two years and, quite frankly, I think your mom likes it just fine. BU-BU-BU-BURN! But seriously, wonderful lady.
Hit the jump for a couple more shots and a brief video.
High-Tech Bed Has Built-In TV, Computer & Game Systems [dornob]
Thanks to Kurt, who sleeps with the fishes. And by sleeps with the fishes I mean has sex with mermaids.
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Reader Comments
1. Taylor - July 20, 2009 3:53 PM
I think this bed just might hit the spot, has to have atleast 5 cup holders
2. tiz nizzle - July 20, 2009 3:53 PM
first?
3. tiz nizzle - July 20, 2009 3:54 PM
almost
4. jazzman - July 20, 2009 3:56 PM
dude... that bed is lame... there is no mirror on the ceiling so i cant watch myself smack that ass of hot chicks with my rad to the power of sick rod!!!
FAIL!!!
5. krys - July 20, 2009 3:56 PM
that looks really uncomfortable.
6. pez dispenser - July 20, 2009 3:56 PM
too cool
7. naas - July 20, 2009 3:58 PM
pretty damn sweet except that it looks modeled from the controllers booth of a construction crane
8. Ollie Williams - July 20, 2009 4:01 PM
Meh.
9. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 20, 2009 4:01 PM
At $59,682 I think I can buy a small house.
10. jazzman - July 20, 2009 4:04 PM
seriously... 60k... I could could design and hire contractors to build that for 60k... thats about as stuipd as suing Jammie Thomas for 1.92 Million Dollars!!!
11. Pew^3 - July 20, 2009 4:07 PM
But does it come with a novelty eagle head?
12. Moose Knuckle mobile - July 20, 2009 4:10 PM
Now if we can just get these mobile and mass produce it we can be just like the people in Wall-E. Red is the new blue ya know...
13. LSDiesel - July 20, 2009 4:12 PM
For 60K, If I EVER have to get out of bed, I want my money back.
14. I like to watch - July 20, 2009 4:13 PM
So you have the screen there to watch movies....can you tie a camera into it so you and your lady friend and watch at the same time you pound her in the choco-hole?
15. Pat - July 20, 2009 4:20 PM
Great! Now people have even LESS motivation to leave their beds.
16. ch4p3l - July 20, 2009 4:24 PM
PEW3
What is the reference to the eagle head ???? I can't figure it out dammit and Iz goin crazy!
17. Ollie Williams - July 20, 2009 4:36 PM
@16
Does your comment come with a novelty eagle head?
18. pants - July 20, 2009 4:43 PM
Now this is clean living
http://driftwood-x.mybrute.com
19. Dishy Dishyington - July 20, 2009 4:43 PM
Meh. I want a bed with a ranch dressing hose.
20. naas - July 20, 2009 4:59 PM
I want one with a novelty eagle head
21. Em - July 20, 2009 5:03 PM
I think this looks like a more modern version of the bed from Problem Child 2.
22. Pew³ - July 20, 2009 5:10 PM
@16.
http://www.geekologie.com/2009/07/great_gifts_on_a_budget_ghetto.php
23. john - July 20, 2009 5:11 PM
does anyone know if it comes with a novelty eagle head?
24. Sergeant Poop - July 20, 2009 5:17 PM
This thing is severely overpriced. It looks badass, but I would much rather make my own to my own specifications for 1/6 the price.
25. scurl - July 20, 2009 5:52 PM
this reminds me of the bed i made when i was homeless and between squats. It was a huge cardboard box in which i cut three holes, one to see above me, and one on each side as i'm claustrophobic, but i laid newspaper over the sides at night so i could sleep without the streetlight blinding me. the mattress was my hoodie draped over crushed beer cans and i was often so drunk, or on random drugs, that i'd just sit in there and stare at the end of the box for hours like a zombie. maybe i should start making and selling them....charge $15 and include a six pack and tab of dirty acid.
26. titsonsnack - July 20, 2009 7:00 PM
Cool concept, seriously ugly bed, I'd move into that apt though.
27. ben millen - July 20, 2009 7:28 PM
isnt that the new google concept car?
28. Ciao - July 20, 2009 8:26 PM
meh, not really a necessity since I can type away easily while chilling out on some futon while watching the geek channel. :P
@ 23. buy one of those bed thingies, box of novelty eagle heads, and super glue then go and make your masterpiece.
29. Lizzardx - July 20, 2009 9:04 PM
Listen your music
30. sam-sam - July 20, 2009 9:06 PM
lol, still playing nfs most wanted
31. Aru-San - July 20, 2009 9:13 PM
dude i totally see everybody getting overweight cuz they wont geto uta bed cuz of this thing. no offense to overwight people out there.
32. Daisy - July 20, 2009 9:45 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max went to sleep over a co-workers house when his roommate misspent the rent, and went on and on about how cool his racing car bed is. Later Max was in the bathroom with a lara croft doll, and ended up ejaculating on his co-workers mom, and not in a good way.
33. Jaded Icon - July 21, 2009 7:59 AM
Pretty bad*ss! Little on the expensive side. Would only pay $60k if it came with a novelty eagle head.....and some red Kool-Aid.
34. Ciao - July 21, 2009 8:33 AM
would you pay for a tank that shoots out novelty eagle heads Jade?
35. casper - July 21, 2009 9:12 AM
Haven't had a perfect DATE!!
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36. ch4p3l - July 21, 2009 9:25 AM
PEW3
Holy shit! I can't believe I never noticed a freakin eagles head in that basket! I=noob :(
37. Jaded Icon - July 22, 2009 6:42 AM
@ 35
Yes........yes I would.
38. memory foam - June 1, 2010 1:55 PM
That bed is amazing.