Jul 31 2009I Don't Care What You Say, I Would Eat It

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Yes I would. I would cut that cake with a knife and eat it with a fork OR WHATEVER UTENSIL IS AROUND. And if there aren't any I would just use my hand like a neanderthal BECAUSE I AM A SUCKER FOR ICE CREAM CAKE, OKAY? Now I know most of you guys don't like Twilight because it sucks so hard, but a lot of chicks really eat this teenage vampire shit up. Not getting any chicks? USE IT TO YOUR ADVANTAGE. I'm talking fang implants, bro.

Cake of the Day: Needs more sprinkles. [dailywhat]

Thanks to pstone, who doesn't do vampires but did date a halfling.

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1. J-Rod - July 31, 2009 10:02 AM

i'd use a titanium spork

2. Que - July 31, 2009 10:02 AM

Que yuck and yum and so conflicted.

3. Cant think of anything funny - July 31, 2009 10:03 AM

First Really?!?!

Theres so many people i want to thank!

4. Cant think of anything funny - July 31, 2009 10:04 AM

looks like its time to upgrade to a faster computer here....

5. J-Rod - July 31, 2009 10:05 AM

@3 Fail...

6. Lyanna - July 31, 2009 10:09 AM

looooooooooooool

7. pstone - July 31, 2009 10:10 AM

my girlfriend does indeed admit to being a halfling:

T: i am a halfling
(cause i'm short)

8. bendizle - July 31, 2009 10:11 AM

did i hear sauce on titanium spork?

http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/kitchen/8ace/

anon delivers......oh wait wrong forum.....

12. Mugen - July 31, 2009 10:24 AM

Cheese

18. Daisy - July 31, 2009 10:37 AM

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max was reminded "The Enrichment Center is committed to the well being of all participants. Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all."

25. LSDiesel - July 31, 2009 10:48 AM

The comments to this post has more links than a Legend of Zelda cosplay contest.

26. Freddy K - July 31, 2009 10:49 AM

remind me again why we care about cakes? About the only thing they are good for is eating.

27. SmokingGirl - July 31, 2009 10:53 AM

I see a lot of "Twilight Saga" hate on here, and yes, while the Twi-Hards are annoying in their devotion, the books really aren't that bad. Even the movies are "popcorn" fun.

My only complaint, about the books, is that there wasn't enough sex. But then again, my mind has probably been twisted by that damn "Sleeping Beauty" series that Anne Rice wrote. Damn you, Anne Rice! Damn your vampire series that made me keep my eye out for Lestat and damn your weird BDSM fetish books!

I guess I can't really damn Anne Rice now that she's coo-coo for Christ; but oh well, made me feel better.

29. Eskimo Dave - July 31, 2009 11:04 AM

Y'all are wack. Twilight cakes don't belong on Geekologie!

30. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 31, 2009 11:09 AM

@29

And neither do eskimos. Now GTFO!

http://www.gtfo.ws/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/GTFO-FAIL.jpg

31. naas - July 31, 2009 11:12 AM

Well shit Eskimo Dave, you think WE put that up there? All 098jr2d3190 of us!? How about telling GW HE's wack for the post seeing he's the one wearing glitter you twatcicle

32. Eskimo Dave - July 31, 2009 12:25 PM

True dawgs.

I'm gonna start finding something better to do with my life. You know, instead of posting comments on Geekologie all day.

33. SmokingGirl - July 31, 2009 12:27 PM

What I don't understand about that article, Gordon (thanks, by the way), is they quote Meyer as stating that they don't "make out that often". WTF? They make out all the freaking time!
And on Meyer's own website, she notes the fact that since her books were to be geared more toward tweens/teens, she took all the sex OUT of the second book.

So I'm confused.

It still would have been a better book if there would have been more sex. Just sayin'.

34. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 31, 2009 12:49 PM

@32
Start by learning how to hammer 60d nails into your skull.

@33
Every thing's better when fücking's involved.

http://www.frigginrandom.com/images/surprise-buttsechs/

35. Me - July 31, 2009 12:52 PM

I hope i speak for many females when i say: stop with the twi hard junk... ur junk was more attractive without it

36. naas - July 31, 2009 12:53 PM

@32 uh oh Eskimo Dave, that's gonna get me rethinking how I spend my days, clever sarcasm there my frozen little cheese.

Don't take our assholiveness personally(mine anyways), attacking people saying something stupid here is what we get off on. I do anyways, now here's something for you good fellow
http://www.motifake.com/demotivational-poster/0802/you-movies-star-wars-darth-vader-demotivational-poster-1203885695.jpg

37. McCracken - July 31, 2009 12:54 PM

hahaha "chow on her jugular"
the cake is infected by his ugly face!!! You can have that half GW I don't want to eat Edward or Bella.

38. Livingjetlag - July 31, 2009 1:07 PM

I would eat that cake with a wooden stake. I would Nom that cake with a croon (like a spork, only it's half cross, half spoon, no fork). I would strongly consider eating that cake surrounded by garlic, holding my nose (ice cream is one of the few foods you don't have to smell for it to taste right).

39. GAMBLER - July 31, 2009 1:12 PM

comments 3 and 4 are hillarious

40. Lost - July 31, 2009 1:26 PM

GFS you should be ashamed of yourself. Twilight is actually pretty good.

41. shadwag - July 31, 2009 1:34 PM

that girl looks like she's about ready to jump on a fencepost.

42. Wendy - July 31, 2009 1:54 PM

There is a video on you tube with cheese burger twilight on it. hilarious, if I wasn't at work I would find the address..... But its sooooo funny.

43. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 31, 2009 2:07 PM

@40

The only people who think Twilite is good are people who either have a vagina or hate sexing a vagina. I think you may fall into the latter. As for me being ashamed of my self for not liking cutural garbage, that will never happen. Please take a very long walk off a short pier.

http://www.demotivatorblog.com/2009/06/10/stalker-demotivator/

44. Danielle - July 31, 2009 2:44 PM

Really, if you like Twilight, you shouldn't be here. I would say on this site, but on this planet is more like it. Twilight is the biggest piece of trash I will never read.

But, I will eat this cake. That is hilarious. And I love ice cream cake, YUM!

45. Iris - July 31, 2009 3:13 PM

The movie may not be great but that cake sure does look it is.
I'd eat it lol

46. Watch-303 - July 31, 2009 4:58 PM

fcuk twilight and its sick messages.

47. Jaded Icon - July 31, 2009 5:46 PM

Cumming from a non-fan (of twilight, not cake, I love cake) I believe blah, blah, blah. My point? If your a fan of twilight you will love the crap out of any twilight crap, if you hate twilight you will hate the crap out of it. I happen to love girls (all colors, shapes and sizes) and hope to use this info about twilight to score some more........or at least to start scoring, that would be great.......

48. gypsy - July 31, 2009 7:54 PM

twilight was decent up until the end (not harry potter by any stretch, but still readable), where they built up to a great conflict and. . .talked it out civilly instead--WHAT?! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? where was the big fight scene?!

oh, sorry for the spoiler, but the way everyone talks, i suppose you don't care anyway.

49. Pepper - July 31, 2009 9:14 PM

i love this, this made my day. THANK YOU GW!!!
<33333

50. twellve - August 1, 2009 8:24 AM

what sex? there was no sex in any of the books. sure, they *had* sex, but meyer left out all the details. booooooooooring.

then again, i'm not sure the idea of an ice-cold knob in one's 'giner sounds very pleasant afterall.

(surely all the venom in edward's saliva would kill bella when he kissed her? wtf? and what happened when she got her period? i think there are logic gaps...)

51. marlo - August 4, 2009 1:44 PM

I hate twilight, but I love that you're trying to post stuff that appeals to girl geeks too. There are a lot of girl geeks out there! :)

52. CakeEater - August 5, 2009 2:24 AM

@18

Daisy, you are fake.

I ate that cake. It was ice cold and delicious.

54. Soup recipes - November 4, 2009 12:05 AM

Well that cake sure does look good. Oh wait, all cake looks good. Even when it's a lie!

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