Jul 19 2009Hot Dog!: Weinermobile Crashes Into Home
One of the iconic Oscar Meyer Wienermobiles crashed into a Wisconsin home on Friday, following a failed turn-around.
Police say the driver was trying to turn the Wienermobile around in the driveway and thought she was moving in reverse. But she instead went forward and hit the home. It sat in the driveway as if it were stuck in the garage Friday afternoon.
Ha, women. I can't believe we still issue them licenses. But seriously, if any of you ladies need a hot dog parked in your garage, call me. I'm sensitive to a woman's needs.
Wienermobile Crashes Into Wisconsin Home [foxnews]
Thanks to Dustin, FDSY, Masami and phil, who prefer to park it around back.
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Reader Comments
1. Mazer - July 19, 2009 6:16 PM
Hahahaahaha. Faaaaaaaail blog material.
2. Johnny Freightliner - July 19, 2009 6:17 PM
she needed to keep both hands on the weiner.
3. jaja - July 19, 2009 6:33 PM
jaja idd
4. Daisy - July 19, 2009 6:35 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never BAck Down where Max made a phone call and Harry Caul had to blow up his secret lair.
5. pez dispenser - July 19, 2009 6:40 PM
women don't know how to operate wieners
6. sam-sam - July 19, 2009 7:02 PM
the flag pole on the house is bacon lmao!
7. squeehunter - July 19, 2009 7:12 PM
Hotdog down a hallway!
8. bungo - July 19, 2009 7:53 PM
Pffffttt!
"if any of you ladies need a hot dog parked in your garage" - cue teenaged giggles.
9. NINTH - July 19, 2009 7:55 PM
if that happened to me id steall all teh hot dogs in that truck
10. bratwurst - July 19, 2009 7:58 PM
No ketchup or mustard? No wonder that thing didn't just slide right in.
11. Pistol Pete - July 19, 2009 8:09 PM
I guess size does matter.
12. Trioxinator - July 19, 2009 8:38 PM
Geekologie writer, you are my hero.......ha ha ha.....next time they should try the front door first.....before going right for the garage.
13. moo - July 19, 2009 8:47 PM
so old.
14. Kitty - July 19, 2009 8:54 PM
actually statistically men get into more automobile accidents than women. it's why you pay more on insurance.
oh um, i mean, haaaaaaaaaaaaaa you show em~
15. WeakerSexIndeed - July 19, 2009 9:40 PM
@14 keep telling people that. I'm sure at some point someone will actually believe men are worse drivers. Though it'll be a women. But I'm sure she'll call a lot of other people and tell them also. On her cell phone. While she's 'driving' and smearing on another layer of makeup.
Though no amount of makeup will make your father love you will it? So you'll just keep sleeping with man after man. Silly women. So beautiful. So stupid.
16. naas - July 19, 2009 9:55 PM
ZOMG giant hotdogz in my living room WTF
17. Trioxinator - July 19, 2009 10:05 PM
@15 Wow.......now take all that you have learned and transport back with your time machine and reap your rewards. 'It puts the lotion on its skin'......scary.....
18. Doc - July 19, 2009 10:10 PM
Haha this happened right down the road from my work!!! Wisconsin finally gets interesting.
19. Ciao - July 19, 2009 10:14 PM
well, that's one way to wake up the family...
now they know that's not a hotdog car friendly garage.
20. Seeker - July 19, 2009 10:15 PM
To quote Ned Flanders, "Homer is the nicest man ever to crash into my living room."
21. Laura - July 19, 2009 10:15 PM
Yes, 'tis true @ #4, way to put Wisconsin on the map Oscar Meyer (who actually died not too long ago)! Go Badgers/Packers/Brewers!
22. Jared - July 19, 2009 10:21 PM
All i can say is
"Uh-oh, hotdog!"
23. KDUBBLL - July 19, 2009 11:03 PM
TYPICAL BROAD DRIVER.
24. KC - July 19, 2009 11:08 PM
Some women just can't handle a big wiener.
25. jhoo - July 19, 2009 11:32 PM
That is my friends house
and here's the article from my local paper: http://www.journaltimes.com/articles/2009/07/17/local_news/doc4a611fc2c54e0117965059.txt
I love the things they quoted him on: Surveying a piece of fiberglass left at the scene, Krupp asked, “That’s part of the bun, right?”
26. darkavenger65 - July 19, 2009 11:57 PM
FAIL!
lol
27. JMTombstone - July 20, 2009 12:21 AM
@14, you are an idiot. It is actually proven that women get in more accidents then men. As i recall (numbers might be off by a few hundreths), women get in 14.6 accidents per million miles driven, and men get in 14.2 accidents per million miles driven. Its not that much of a difference, but it is true, women are worse drivers.
28. FDSY - July 20, 2009 2:29 AM
I'm not sure if the fact that she was driving A GIANT GOD DAMN WIENERMOBILE had anything to do with it.
I have no idea about her history operating A GIANT GOD DAMN WIENERMOBILE!!!
29. Anon - July 20, 2009 5:31 AM
#14
Twice as many Men drive and drive 3 times further as women so as for numbers it would be men that have more accidents but it should be 3 times as many which it isn't.
not by a long shot.
Statistically giving the less number of Women drivers and the less distance travelled with the number of accidents caused if Women did drive in the same numbers as men it would be around double the number of accidents as men.
Female accidents are rising due to girl racers being on the rise and cars being more high powered for a first car.
And a lot of Women who have accidents are on their husbands insurance so he's the one who's classed as having the accident.
Like most stats and figures in this feminised society that are used to show Women as being better than Men they are flawed and biased in how they are taken and analysed.
30. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 20, 2009 7:18 AM
I want the novelty eagle head
31. Jaded Icon - July 20, 2009 7:24 AM
@ 31
Agreed. Novelty eagle heads for everyone!! Except Kitty, because she's a girl.......
32. Anon - July 20, 2009 10:04 AM
Have you been to kitty's website.
Boy is she a misandrist with issues.
33. catch22 - July 20, 2009 10:12 AM
that house looks hungry
34. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - July 20, 2009 10:50 AM
14 & 27
"Men are more than twice as likely to die in a car crash than women, consider the yearly statistics shown below. In fact, studies have shoiwn as many as 73 percent of all people killed in car accidents are male. Since record keeping began: male fatalities significantly outweigh female fatalities. However men and women do not drive the same number of miles under the same conditions- men do about 60-65% more driving than women. Studies show that woman take shorter trips and female drivers have a greater number of minor crashes than do men. However men are still 70% more likely to be in a serious crash. "
http://www.car-accidents.com/pages/car-crash-men-woman.html
Women are more likely to scratch your bumper, but men are more likely to total your car...
That woman was just trying to show her man how to properly find the hole. She was willing to take one for the team to make a point.
35. Bronto - July 20, 2009 10:53 AM
OM NOM NOM
36. Anon - July 20, 2009 10:57 AM
#35
pretty much what I said.
37. Dan Halen - July 20, 2009 1:51 PM
She found a good "porking" spot.
38. Kitty - July 20, 2009 1:56 PM
I guess I just pay less for insurance because my demographic has nice breasts. :)
it's okay about the eagle head thing, i probably would've lost it or something anyway
39. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - July 20, 2009 2:17 PM
Kitty - It's more because our accidents cost less overall compared to men.
40. Kitty - July 20, 2009 2:24 PM
i agree that men also get into more fatal accidents, and i'm not saying you're wrong, but i'm trying to find a source that backs up what you're saying. cuz i wouldn't doubt that
41. Paul - July 20, 2009 2:59 PM
I hear it didn't just crash into the garage once. It kept backing up and smashing forward over and over.
42. Lisa - July 20, 2009 3:59 PM
Apparently the DC News is written by 14 year olds.... look at this article title!!!
http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/weird/oscar-mayer-wienermobile-drives-into-wisconsin-house.html
43. Haha - July 20, 2009 11:21 PM
WTF is wrong with you guys? Why the hell is it so important to you to prove that women are worse drivers? Jesus Christ. It's really sad that you're this insecure with your so called "masculinity".
44. Jaded Icon - July 21, 2009 6:54 AM
@ 44
lol, actually you should think of it more as who gets more excited when these arguements play out. It's kind of like when your younger brother waves his hand in your face saying "I'm not touching you" and you haul off and deck him. Then of course you are the loser, because he got what he wanted; you grounded. So, Haha you should learn to take a jab.