Jul 24 2009Hello Kitty Stormtrooper Spotted At Comic Con
Because it's Friday, I'm making two Star Wars posts in a row and you are going to like it. Go on, admit it -- you like it. I KNEW IT! I'm telling everybody. Also, that you're a terrible kisser.
When people with booths at the Comic Con decide that making a pink Hello Kitty stormtrooper is a good idea, there is no doubt that the evil feline has clawed her way into the imagination of far too many people for the the world to be safe.
I don't know, I kind of like it. And by kind of like it I mean you show up at my doorstep wearing that and I don't care if you're swinging a Bantha-sized lightsaber between your legs, I AM ALL SYSTEMS GO.
Hello Kitty Pink Stormtrooper [hellokittyhell]
Thanks to towhee, who just wishes it came with a gun.
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Reader Comments
1. Madgame - July 24, 2009 11:07 AM
Looks like she's wearing pirate-striped underpants.
2. Biopsy - July 24, 2009 11:07 AM
Should have been in the Star Wars movies IMO.
Also, first
3. Biopsy - July 24, 2009 11:08 AM
DAMN YOU MADGAME!
4. catch22 - July 24, 2009 11:08 AM
...i repeat....the japanese are not like us
5. Justin Jonathon - July 24, 2009 11:11 AM
Haha, people who claim "first" and aren't must feel stupidly! (Yes i stole that from Obama)
6. Timbo - July 24, 2009 11:12 AM
@4 agreed...
They're so frikkin weird...
Just spit on starwars why don't you comic con...
7. Madgame - July 24, 2009 11:17 AM
Hey are there more pics of the other stormtroopers? It looks like a bloody skeleton trooper to the left and a steampunk fallout looking tropper in the back.
@ #3 - indeed.
8. tobyraider - July 24, 2009 11:18 AM
WTF?? That's a little weird for me...
Where's its tail? And what's up with the batman utility belt knock-off?
9. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 24, 2009 11:19 AM
BURN IT WITH FIRE!
10. Pew³ - July 24, 2009 11:30 AM
I can't wait to see all of it. I get to go to Comic-Con tomorrow! I managed to swindle a one day pass from sombody.
That bastard Moose Knuckle took the week off for Comic-Con. He's been there since Wednesday night, preview night. He's a Comic-Con whore! I don't sound jealous do I?
Anyway, I'm going tomorrow to deal with the crowds, sweat, and chaos. I can't wait. I'm going to try to get on G4TV. Look for me! I'm not going to say how, but you may recognise me.
And no, I will not be wearing a giant novelty eagle head! (It didn't arrive in time.)
11. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - July 24, 2009 11:32 AM
things that shouldn't happen to storm troopers - this.
12. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - July 24, 2009 11:35 AM
10 - tell us, Moose Knuckle went for the Twilight-New Moon Preview, didn't he?
http://img.moronail.net/img/1/7/1417.jpg
PS - You're a lucky bastard.
13. /Eyeroll - July 24, 2009 11:35 AM
Aw come on... storm troopers are like the lemmings of the Star Wars universe. I don't like pink OR Hello Kitty, but I do like all the different storm troopers. Maybe a muppet theme next or betty boop lol.
14. nyc - July 24, 2009 11:40 AM
I hate that asshole kitty.
15. Birr Crinton - July 24, 2009 11:58 AM
i heard comic con is over-crowded, hot, and smells like nerd ass. now where can i get a pass.
16. Pew³ - July 24, 2009 12:10 PM
@Thumper,
Moose Knuckle said there's some Edward guy that's going to be there today, he wants to get his autograph.
Moose Knuckle is a closet Twilight fan. Like Tom Cruise, he'll never admit to it. But you know something is fishy when he can quote from all the books. And I could have sworn I smelled fish on Tuesday (last time I saw him)
http://img.moronail.net/img/1/7/1417.jpg
17. Pew³ - July 24, 2009 12:11 PM
@ Mista Crinton,
You need to buy passes now for next year. They are almost sold out.
18. ahoodie - July 24, 2009 12:13 PM
mmm...geeky.
19. Hawk - July 24, 2009 12:39 PM
Perhaps the ONLY cat that I am afraid of!
BE VERY AFRAID! AH!!!
20. Daisy - July 24, 2009 12:42 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max respomded to a police call about some people breaking into a house. When he arrived the homeowner yelled at him and prevented him from investigating. Max arrested the homeowner, and later was criticised by the president of the United States.
21. Birr Crinton - July 24, 2009 12:42 PM
not even birr crinton can get a pass huh. :( i gotta plan ahead.
22. Rootbeerhead - July 24, 2009 12:42 PM
this...iis terrifying. Straight up.
@ Pew
*jealous*
23. Steve O - July 24, 2009 12:43 PM
This is what Death Knights look like in China's version of WoW.
24. Pat - July 24, 2009 12:43 PM
Sorry, I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
25. STOMPY - July 24, 2009 12:54 PM
Just think of all the great posts that should follow after the comic con. Kinda like a mid-air refuel (which i could never fackin do in top gun for nes).
26. Milkman - July 24, 2009 1:27 PM
haha comic con, im going downtown tonight to pick up on tourist girls ;)
i feel sorry for any of those big nerds walking around in a costume though. its hella hot lately
27. Christopher Edwards - July 24, 2009 2:25 PM
Darth Vader and his lackeys are sure on Geekologie a lot lately. I smell conspiracy >.>
28. Ktar - July 24, 2009 9:35 PM
Im glad Im not the only one who thinks hello kitty is the devil... >.<
29. fetus_mcnuggets - July 24, 2009 9:35 PM
meouch !! niggy niggy
she stole my blue double headed dildo
and my sparkly lube :o(
30. Ehleee - July 25, 2009 12:02 PM
Is anyone else as horrified by this as I am? Can you just imagine that thing walking up to you in a dark alley.......
31. Jaded Icon - July 25, 2009 12:50 PM
AHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Geez! That thing scared the heck out of me!
32. geekofan - July 27, 2009 4:45 AM
check this out >>
http://75684.onodot.com/