Jul 17 2009Guy Gets Palm Pre Tattoo To Win Free Phone
Some jackass went and got a Palm Pre tattoo on his arm in an attempt to win a free phone. Wow, I don't even know what to say. Except, ZOMG -- I'm getting a Ferrari tat!
Thanks to Brian, the actual tattoo artist, for at least giving the man a good looking Pre.
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Reader Comments
1. SiGee - July 17, 2009 12:07 PM
What an effin IDIOT!
2. naas - July 17, 2009 12:08 PM
shits weak
3. daguz - July 17, 2009 12:09 PM
The is the coolest. I'm going to get a tat of my Apple IIe.
4. PalmPost - July 17, 2009 12:11 PM
Now this is a tattoo!!!!
http://driftwood-x.mybrute.com
5. tobyraider - July 17, 2009 12:12 PM
What a douche. He's going to pay 3 times the cost of the phone to have that damn thing removed....
6. STOMPY - July 17, 2009 12:13 PM
@4
urafag, go now and die
@the guy getting the tatto
urafag, go now and die
you see that, brutefags are just as lame as this guy
7. naas - July 17, 2009 12:16 PM
I agree
8. Jeezy - July 17, 2009 12:23 PM
Not worth it at all...
What's he going to do in 3 years when the Pre is obsolete, and he's stuck with this stupid tattoo of some old phone on his arm?
Also, yes, #4, you are a huge loser.
9. Taylored - July 17, 2009 12:27 PM
Why not just use the money you spent on that dumb ass Tattoo to pay for the phone...?
10. Al Roker - July 17, 2009 12:27 PM
Anyway I could get a tattoo of your mom? Yeah your mom!! No not you, buy you!!
11. The Bush Whacker - July 17, 2009 12:35 PM
@9 Excellent point.
I have a couple of tats and they mean something to me. In three years time, when the phone is obsolete, he will very much regret getting that.
12. ShakeyPete - July 17, 2009 12:43 PM
I have it on good authority that he didn't pay for the tattoo...
13. STOMPY - July 17, 2009 12:44 PM
Anyone who is stupid enough to get a tatoo deserves to die. There is no reason for getting a tattoo, only losers do that with low self confidence. Anyone trying to convince themselves others is a moron. Anyone who stopped reading this fake post and my efforts to stir up trouble to start yelling at me in another post is an homofagsapian.
14. tatoo dude - July 17, 2009 12:48 PM
@13
I have ten tattoos and I don't regret any of them. Close minded conservatives like you are what makes the world a boring place. Go be a jerk somewhere else.
15. MechanicalApe - July 17, 2009 12:48 PM
haha, stumpy...
so, uh, did this guy even win a phone?
16. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 17, 2009 12:51 PM
@14
Re-read the post dipshit.
17. STOMPY - July 17, 2009 12:53 PM
ahh, but seriously folks, everyone knows that tattoos are the gateway to drugs and sex and booze and more sex...
18. TwitchyPete - July 17, 2009 12:54 PM
@15... yes he did.
19. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 17, 2009 12:54 PM
@17
That's why I have two. Come here booze! It's your lucky day!
20. STOMPY - July 17, 2009 1:16 PM
you know its funny, these people they go to sleep, they think everythings fine everythings great, they wake up the next day and they have a phone tattoo'd on them...
21. nojaz - July 17, 2009 1:26 PM
god what a freaking idiot
it looks so bad...
22. Tennist0 - July 17, 2009 1:28 PM
why isn't this tagged "idiot moron"???
23. naas - July 17, 2009 1:34 PM
STOMPY hehehe
@22 good point
24. Daisy - July 17, 2009 1:34 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max went to pick up his new car, and found the dealer gave him the wrong one. The salesman made him take the new one, because they already crushed up his old car. The sales guy said - If you think you hate it now, wait till you drive it.
25. Jerry - July 17, 2009 1:37 PM
I don't regret my ink either, but this one...I think I would.
http://bootelicious.mybrute.com
26. Chuck Nunchuck - July 17, 2009 1:40 PM
Should this guy make a movie about his awesome life, i say Danny McBride.
27. Pat - July 17, 2009 1:52 PM
Wow...words cannot even express the idiocy of this action.
28. Kristi - July 17, 2009 2:09 PM
I say - FAKE. Gotta be part of a Viral Marketing type campaign that all corporations are so in love with right now.
29. sick to the power of me - July 17, 2009 3:01 PM
@28
I could believe this is fake b/c yes viral marketing is cheaper and more effective than traditional advertising but uhhh yeah there are those types of people "idiot moron"
30. Question-man - July 17, 2009 3:02 PM
been waiting to say this for a long time! WHY!!
31. dirty minded - July 17, 2009 3:54 PM
i'm gona get vajayjay tatted on my stomach. SCORE
32. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 17, 2009 3:58 PM
Eat shit Bakefishy
33. BakaFishy - July 17, 2009 4:13 PM
@32 WTF did I do?
Im sure this guy will regret getting this tattoo in a few years...
http://bakafishy1.mybrute.com
34. Random Cola - July 17, 2009 4:13 PM
Wouldn't it have been cheaper to just buy the effin phone than to buy that stupid tattoo.. I can see him now explaining that one to everyone... idiot.
35. RK - July 17, 2009 4:28 PM
any dumber and he'd have had it tattooed onto his forehead instead of his arm.
36. Dana - July 17, 2009 5:32 PM
I'm the owner of Lucky Monkey Tattoo - and I can confirm the tattoo is 100% real - no fakery!
37. James - July 17, 2009 5:53 PM
None of this is fake! Anyone who thinks so has never been to a tattoo shop, or has seen a tattoo getting done! If you look at the video, there is no doubt that the tattoo is real!! But yes, I would question the intelligence of the guy getting it! LOL
38. Jaded Icon - July 17, 2009 6:12 PM
@ 33
You KNOW what you did....you brutefagged. Even after you were warned!
@ 17
So STOMPY, does this mean that if I get a tattoo that I will finally have sex?
39. pbunyan568 - July 17, 2009 6:20 PM
This is the most boring tattoo video I've ever seen. He just looks at the camera every now and again and raises his eyebrows. Where's the excitement. If I were Palm I wouldn't give him shit. Psyche, you are a fag!! muahahaha!
40. BakaFishy - July 17, 2009 7:24 PM
@ 38 Its cuz I put my brute up on here? I didnt get any warning and if thats what its for then whats wrong with #4 or #25 doing it?
41. BakaFishy - July 18, 2009 12:46 AM
Also i got a tattoo of man meat on my arm.....well.....
42. Eskimobob - July 18, 2009 9:49 AM
First palm pre tatto? hes planning on getting more? Whatever floats your boat. And what the flack. He lives like 2 towns away. im going to have to move again before teh stupid migrates this way.
43. MacMasters - July 18, 2009 10:42 AM
@26 tbh it could either go apatow with vaguely witty banter mixed with drug abuse and 30+ "teenagers" or go michael bay with slow motion montage/pan from a low angle with shit music. though i'm not sure how bay could stereotype african americans in a tattoo genre unless he showed it not coming out quite right and only in black and white
44. Jim Jones - July 21, 2009 3:40 PM
Um, the Palm Pre is $200. How much did the tattoo cost?