Jul 14 2009Good Enough To Eat?: Darth Vader Chops
Andreas Heim, of Denmark, opened a pack of lamb chops earlier this month and, HELLO, DARK SIDE VADER CHOPS! I don't know about you, but I would eat the hell out of that thing. Although, to be honest, I would eat the hell out of unmasked Vader chops. Which are actually shriveled turnips. Admit it -- I'm not the only one who wanted to lick that head!
Se, en Darth Vader-kotelett! [vg]
Thanks to Oiva and Occasional reader, who once shared a tauntaun shaped pork chop.
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Reader Comments
1. bobert - July 14, 2009 9:56 AM
Yeah buddy!
2. Timbo - July 14, 2009 9:58 AM
I wanted to fry his shriveled head and pour some bacon grease over it...
3. gold - July 14, 2009 9:58 AM
i would eat that up
http://werturtle.mybrute.com/
4. sadelis - July 14, 2009 10:02 AM
i dont see it.... no, wait! ....nah i dont see it.
5. Freddy K - July 14, 2009 10:04 AM
I don't see vader... I see a twat.
6. eww - July 14, 2009 10:07 AM
it looks like a cow's cuchie!!! dats gross!!!
7. STOMPY - July 14, 2009 10:11 AM
I'm with Freddy K, all i see is twat twat twat twat. All day, everyday.
8. naas back home in chi town - July 14, 2009 10:13 AM
Mornin' kiddies, I missed you yesterday.
The force is strong with this cut but strangely I see boobs
9. Macmaster - July 14, 2009 10:17 AM
It looks more like a Predator head to me, too wide for Vader
10. pez dispenser - July 14, 2009 10:19 AM
@4
Bingo
11. LSDiesel - July 14, 2009 10:23 AM
*sigh*
Looks like this is going to be a boring day on geekologie.
12. synesthesia - July 14, 2009 10:28 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max and V Vador and some kind anal sex with a dinosaur above a lava bath.
13. FDSY - July 14, 2009 10:31 AM
Yep. I can't really see it. I see the eyes. But... not the entire Vader mask.
14. STOMPY - July 14, 2009 10:33 AM
My god did that smell delecious.
15. Ollie Williams - July 14, 2009 10:33 AM
@11
I blame it on the media.
16. yan - July 14, 2009 10:35 AM
"MEATS" MY SEAL OF APPROVAL
17. blackrider23 - July 14, 2009 10:54 AM
Thats not Vader!
ITS THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!
18. LSDiesel - July 14, 2009 10:58 AM
Where the hell is naas?
19. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 14, 2009 10:59 AM
@LSD
http://www.geekologie.com/2009/07/good_enough_to_eat_darth_vader.php#comment-124685
20. STOMPY - July 14, 2009 11:00 AM
@ALL
Hey, what the fack are you kids doin on my fackin lawn, and don't look at me when I'm fackin talkin to you.
Man, I'm getting sick of looking at pork chop sandwhiches arsehole... but in all fairness it is bacon and I'd hit it...
21. Bob - July 14, 2009 11:01 AM
Vader? More like The Legion of Doom Headquarters.
22. Pat - July 14, 2009 11:04 AM
First we're seeing Jesus and Mary in our food, then various U.S. states, now characters from fictional films! What's next? I'm hoping for naked women personally.
23. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 14, 2009 11:07 AM
@21
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Cincimuseum.jpg
One more reason to visit lovely Cincinnati.
24. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 14, 2009 11:08 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Hall_of_Justice.jpg
25. Stupid Human Suit - July 14, 2009 11:12 AM
Vader, not so much. It's more like a sad version of the rabbit costume from Donnie Darko. Frank is sad, so the ears are drooping. Either that or he needs to stop ordering his male enhancement pills from GW.
26. crzylgs - July 14, 2009 11:16 AM
http://crzylgs.mybrute.com
fight me!
27. LSDiesel - July 14, 2009 11:20 AM
@19, Wow. I just lost some serious street cred. Thank you for refraining from calling me all sorts of things insulting my pathetic tuesday morning intelligence.
28. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 14, 2009 11:23 AM
Shit happens. You I can forgive. #26 on the other hand, can die in a fire.
29. pez dispenser - July 14, 2009 11:27 AM
@20
give him the stick....NO DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!!!
you're not my dad!
OOOHHHHHHHHH
30. LSDiesel - July 14, 2009 11:35 AM
Did you hear that #26? Die in a FIRE!
31. DeeplyTroubled - July 14, 2009 11:47 AM
"... There will be no one to CHOP us this time!" (see what I did there)
32. nyc - July 14, 2009 11:57 AM
Too much fat.
33. Yep - July 14, 2009 12:04 PM
Pork its the king of meats. Here is proof :
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Pork/
34. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - July 14, 2009 12:37 PM
FAILCHOP.
35. laser dave - July 14, 2009 12:58 PM
that's a goatman.
36. FDSY - July 14, 2009 12:58 PM
@ 29
Hey kid! I'm a computer! STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN'!!
Oh yeah
Body massage
37. ripley - July 14, 2009 1:02 PM
Looks like the alien/human hybrid I almost made out with in ALIEN: RESURRECTION.
38. pewpew - July 14, 2009 2:21 PM
That looks a lot less like Vader and a lot more like GOATSE.
39. Mouser - July 14, 2009 2:54 PM
Looks to me more like 2 hands holding a game controller...maybe an Xbox 360 one?
40. niclet - July 14, 2009 3:00 PM
DV: - "No Luke, I am your father... by the way, would you come to my annual galactic BBQ?"
Luke: - "Nooooo!"
41. hoorayforboobies - July 14, 2009 3:23 PM
looks like hands copping a feel of some boobies
mmmm ...boobies
42. cowabunga - July 15, 2009 3:09 AM
Norway, not Denmark, damn it!
43. Rahszhul - July 15, 2009 5:05 AM
Reminds me of Dumb Donald from Fat Albert that always wore the beanie over his face.
http://images.google.com/images?q=Dumb+Donald
44. Jaded Icon - July 15, 2009 6:33 AM
@ 21
You are correct Bob! And as the winner of the grand prize you get to make me a sandwich............uh Bob, I meant now! With the edges still on, that right, thats how I roll.....
45. Corden - July 15, 2009 6:37 AM
Dude, this isn't Vader this is the final Alien from Alien Resurrection. The one that gets sucked through the small hole at the end of the film. ;)
46. led display - July 15, 2009 6:50 AM
afraid ..!!
47. Ciao - July 15, 2009 7:09 AM
hrm....I knew there was a bit of darkness in those lambs >:3
48. Andreas Heim - July 23, 2009 4:29 PM
first: synthesia - its not fake. your retarted.
second: I live in Norway, not Denmark. I was on holiday in Denmark.
third: I love the internets.