Jul 17 2009Good Enough To Eat: Cheetos Lip Balm
Cheetos lip balm, it just makes sense. And by sense I mean your lips orange. Now swish some Dew around in your mouth and gimme kissies!
Would You Wear Cheetos Lip Balm? [lemondrop]
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Reader Comments
1. pepe la pewpew - July 17, 2009 1:00 PM
PUKE
2. FDSY - July 17, 2009 1:02 PM
Noooo
I would not wear this. Ever.
Megan Fox likes Cheetos? Yes, yes I'll use it.
3. Johnny B - July 17, 2009 1:02 PM
Thats Cheesy
4. Tenshi - July 17, 2009 1:03 PM
whats next, bacon lip balm.
5. Taylored - July 17, 2009 1:05 PM
http://store.baconsalt.com/Bacon-Lip-Balm_p_40.html
6. Tenshi - July 17, 2009 1:08 PM
@Taylored that was the joke! lol
But yeah who would want to wear cheetos?
*Papa chester is proud*
7. Pat - July 17, 2009 1:09 PM
@6 You stole the words right out of my mouth.
8. Dishy Dishyington - July 17, 2009 1:10 PM
I like it on my toe nails. For those spontaneous moments.
9. STOMPY - July 17, 2009 1:11 PM
my god did that smell delicous
10. northninja - July 17, 2009 1:11 PM
bacon lip balm would rock my socks off
11. Timbo - July 17, 2009 1:12 PM
@4 genius!
12. Ubu7 - July 17, 2009 1:13 PM
This will go great with the BK Broiler cologne. *HORF*
13. STOMPY - July 17, 2009 1:13 PM
@everyone
look at #5
14. Freddy K - July 17, 2009 1:13 PM
ZOMG Cheetos AND Bacon lip balm??
This is one of the best days of my life.
15. Dishy Dishyington - July 17, 2009 1:14 PM
http://www.guidespot.com/guides/werid_lip_balm_flavors
16. /Eyeroll - July 17, 2009 1:18 PM
Good thing I'm currently eating a bag of Muchies cheese mix or this story would have made my stomach sad.
All lip balm is gross btw... nothing I hate more than kissing a girl and ending up with greasy/flavored lips. If you have to wear it L2 Burt's Bees plz n ty....
17. Pascal - July 17, 2009 1:27 PM
Oh man, GW's tags for this post are great.
18. naas - July 17, 2009 1:31 PM
Aren't you already wearing cheetos lip balm after finishing a bag?
19. Jerry - July 17, 2009 1:35 PM
I'd just eat it, useless.
http://bootelicious.mybrute.com
20. Ollie Williams - July 17, 2009 1:35 PM
I want to lick it.
21. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 17, 2009 1:37 PM
@15
I need the PBR flavor. It'll keep my cravings at bay while I'm at work.
22. /Eyeroll - July 17, 2009 1:39 PM
@naas - Well yeah but I don't kiss people with that on... just sneak into your cube and wipe my mouth on your dress jacket! bwahahaha
23. STOMPY - July 17, 2009 1:48 PM
@GFS
PBR?! Cmon, that stuff is terrible! Newcastle or Summit all the way baby!
24. /Eyeroll - July 17, 2009 1:50 PM
Newcastle FTW.... also Dragon's Milk FTW and Dragon's Mead.... mmmm amg.... now I am totally hitting up the bar after work...
25. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 17, 2009 1:57 PM
@STOMPY
I do drink a lot of New Castle but, to put this into perspective for you, my dog's name is Pabst Blue Ribbon the Wonder Mutt, Esq. It's not that it's a good beer, because it's not. It's because it's a cheap beer that I can tolerate and I'm a drunk. There's alway's at least one in my fridge at all times. I really want the PBR chapstick so I can add it to my collection of PBR bullshit. I might even let the dog have some.
26. Ubu7 - July 17, 2009 2:56 PM
@18 Aren't you all sweaty after finishing a bag?
27. Sabrina - July 17, 2009 3:07 PM
Disgusting!!
28. Ubu7 - July 17, 2009 3:30 PM
@ 23 Nope, it's Dead Guy, FTW!! Suck it.
29. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 17, 2009 3:46 PM
@28
Christian Moerlein's Barbarossa. I crush you like bug.
30. BakaFishy - July 17, 2009 3:47 PM
I wouldnt ever want to go around smelling like cheese all day.
http://bakafishy1.mybrute.com
31. RK - July 17, 2009 4:29 PM
gross
32. Ubu7 - July 17, 2009 4:37 PM
@29 Never had it. Mail me one (dozen).
The Roots Brewery in Portland, OR has a habanero stout that kicks all ass. Unfortunately it's seasonal. :(
Oh, sorry, didn't see you there under my beer.
33. naas - July 17, 2009 5:52 PM
@Ubu7 no, why would I be? I don't live in a warm part of the world & I don't eat cheetos when I'm visiting one
34. Jaded Icon - July 17, 2009 6:17 PM
Great! Now I have to come up with a good excuse to my girlfriend why my dick smells like cheetos.
35. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - July 18, 2009 9:30 AM
Umm... Gross. I prefer Burts Bees, no color, mint-ish flavor w/o the greasy.
36. Ciao - July 19, 2009 10:11 PM
neat
37. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - July 20, 2009 1:13 PM
Now on a re-visit, my mind jumped to the gutter... this is a great way to get some oral attention from a gamer on your happy place.
38. Dayvi - August 7, 2009 2:11 PM
RONALDO