Good Enough To Eat: Cheetos Lip Balm

Cheetos lip balm, it just makes sense. And by sense I mean your lips orange. Now swish some Dew around in your mouth and gimme kissies!

Would You Wear Cheetos Lip Balm? [lemondrop]

Thanks to The webcam in your monocle, who records whatever you see. Including in the shower. Provided you wear your monocle in the shower, which, pfft, who doesn't?

Girl, Them Lips Electric!: Pikachu Lipsticks

First panda lips, now Pikachu. What's next? SPOILER: GW working overtime to blast off this planet. Now I know what you're thinking, but no, she won't shock your balls... More →

I WANT TO EAT MY LIPS: Bacon Lip Balm

What do you get when you cross Cheetos lip balm and bacon flavored lube? A BACON-CHEESE ORGY TO REMEMBER, AM I RIGHT? God, I sure hope I'm not. You... More →

I Like The Sound Of That: Huffable Chocolate

Normally I'm an airplane glue kind of guy, but hey, chocolate could be good. Good mixed with airplane glue! That's what I'm talkin' about -- double fist style! Anyway,... More →