Jul 21 2009Finish Him!: Little Kid Versus Clone Trooper
This is a video of a unisex little kid beating a clone trooper in the head with a fake lightsaber. It's pretty much the awesomest thing I've seen all day minus my neighbor taking a naked shower with the garden hose. He's hairier than I would have guessed.
Thanks to alex, who once laser blasted a stormtrooper but the beam ricocheted off his armor and now alex has to wear an eyepatch. YAAAR!
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Reader Comments
1. 42 y/o undead warlock - July 21, 2009 4:20 PM
Failed at first
2. 42 y/o undead warlock - July 21, 2009 4:21 PM
CRAP!!!!
I failed at failing at first!
3. AmbroseKalifornia - July 21, 2009 4:22 PM
WTF? Is that your kid?
4. Squigglesworth - July 21, 2009 4:22 PM
CLONE TROOPER. Not a storm trooper.
5. Nice Pete - July 21, 2009 4:22 PM
That is clearly a clone trooper, not a stormtrooper. Some people might claim that clone troopers technically are stormtroopers, but they are wrong because everything about the prequels is terrible and must be destroyed.
6. STOMPY - July 21, 2009 4:25 PM
sorry GW, this sucks, allow me to find something better...
http://porkchop93x.ytmnd.com/
7. BrandtCooley - July 21, 2009 4:26 PM
Phenomenal, it will be Huge
8. STOMPY - July 21, 2009 4:27 PM
http://gunghoblows.ytmnd.com/
9. Moose Knuckle mobile - July 21, 2009 4:30 PM
I'm sure I'll be seeing that live at least 80 times tommorrow... At the Comic Con bizsnatches!!!
10. STOMPY - July 21, 2009 4:30 PM
http://whowantsbodymassage.ytmnd.com/
11. Michelle - July 21, 2009 4:31 PM
Whippets are cute
12. STOMPY - July 21, 2009 4:31 PM
http://nicecatch.ytmnd.com/
13. STOMPY - July 21, 2009 4:35 PM
http://helloimamac.ytmnd.com/
14. STOMPY - July 21, 2009 4:36 PM
man o man, this is fun
http://timebombsetgtfo.ytmnd.com/
15. STOMPY - July 21, 2009 4:43 PM
oh whats that? you want more....
http://stopallthedownloadin.ytmnd.com/
16. Siphon - July 21, 2009 4:44 PM
Wow... There's no "This is clearly fake! The shadows are all wrong! its just like that time in never back down..." comment yet.... The spammer is slow today.
/agree to clone trooper
/agree to sheer awsomeness
17. jabba - July 21, 2009 4:50 PM
I learned that the kid is actualy his friend not his son.
18. WTF! - July 21, 2009 5:11 PM
Finish Him? Try finishing this....
http://driftwood-x.mybrute.com
19. Pistol Pete - July 21, 2009 5:13 PM
Somebody hold Stompy down so I can administer the meds
20. asdfghj - July 21, 2009 5:13 PM
testing
21. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - July 21, 2009 5:21 PM
*Yawn* I can't watch the vid... I'm bored... I'm working later than usual and I want to go home and put on my jammies and paint my toes while yammering to my sister and drinking a cold Pepsi.
22. Freddy K - July 21, 2009 5:25 PM
#19, just shove the meds up his twat. He'll probably even cooperate.
23. Mr.Nevermind - July 21, 2009 7:49 PM
WHY IN THE F-CK WAS THIS POSTED?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
@1 and 2 That's the only "first" I've ever laughed at....
24. samwich - July 21, 2009 9:15 PM
Wait... is he sitting on a dog!?
25. Daisy - July 22, 2009 6:05 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is a completephotoshop job. You can tell itsafake becausethe shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie never back down where Max and all his buddies have an assignment to start a fight with anyone, and then lose the fight.
26. Jaded Icon - July 22, 2009 7:44 AM
The clone trooper should have made a real fight of it. Snap the kid's neck! Hahahaha,...ouch.....my soul hurts.
27. Pat - July 22, 2009 8:29 AM
The Force is strong with that one.
28. chang564335 - July 22, 2009 8:30 AM
http://www.iseekblog.com/chang110/
http://blog.nineon.com/chang110
29. STOMPY (is shoving a remote up his arse) - July 22, 2009 9:28 AM
@22
STOP FREAKIN BETRAYING ME!
30. TS - July 23, 2009 8:12 AM
Is anyone else under the distinct impression that that child is being raised by two homosexual men?