Jul 27 2009Eye Candy: Luke Skywalker USB Drive

This is a custom made Luke Skywalker (circa Empire Strikes Back) USB drive. I assume it's painted modeling clay, but honestly it could be made out of unicorn tears for all I know. What an amazing job the artist did though -- such an expressive face. It's like you can hear him screaming, "WHY'D SHE HAVE TO BE MY SISTER!?!"
Hit the jump for several more shots of the expressiveness.





Custom-made Luke Skywalker USB drive is impressive. Most impressive. [engadget]
Thanks to Julian, who would also give an arm to make out with Leia.
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Reader Comments
1. Freddy K - July 27, 2009 12:01 PM
I think thats Goliaths drink stirrer
2. Shiney - July 27, 2009 12:02 PM
First!
3. naas - July 27, 2009 12:03 PM
Haha that's fuĉkin awesome, AAAAHHHHHHH
4. Dishy Dishyington - July 27, 2009 12:05 PM
If you tied a rope to that light-saber it'd make a handy-dandy leash.
5. Dishy Dishyington - July 27, 2009 12:10 PM
They can send a man to Mars, but when are they gonna invent a USB drive attached to a novelty eagle head?
6. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 27, 2009 12:12 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOO!
7. JFreezy - July 27, 2009 12:14 PM
I'm going to have to say, where is the rest of his body? I always thought Luke had a nice ass. The paint job is questionable. Nice attempt though.
8. Breakfast Knook - July 27, 2009 12:14 PM
Clearly there are invisible balls in his mouth.............
9. Drew - July 27, 2009 12:15 PM
but...didnt he get his fore arm cut?
10. Pew³ - July 27, 2009 12:18 PM
Not the most convenient usb drive.
11. Freddy K - July 27, 2009 12:21 PM
@ Shiney You are just a shiney first-twat-tard.
12. Dixie Normous - July 27, 2009 12:26 PM
looks like goatse
13. Hawk - July 27, 2009 12:28 PM
Enough Star Wars!
*throws ewoks at you!*
14. Cinema Obsessed - July 27, 2009 12:48 PM
That's all well and good, but who really wants a deformed, tortured person hanging off their computer?
http://www.cinemaobsessed.com
15. Ollie Williams - July 27, 2009 12:51 PM
Who the hell uses a mini-usb interface anyway? Homo's, that's who.
16. jp - July 27, 2009 12:54 PM
He looks like one of the freakin melting nazis from Raiders.
17. Pat - July 27, 2009 12:56 PM
@5 LOL! I'll be lined up first to buy one!
18. Moose Knuckle - July 27, 2009 12:57 PM
It's a little glisteny, is this a Twilight version of Luke?
19. naas - July 27, 2009 1:00 PM
@16 Haha so true
20. Timbo - July 27, 2009 1:13 PM
Pure awesome
21. Jerry - July 27, 2009 1:23 PM
Looks like half the crap my cubicle neighbor has. I hate him.
http://bootelicious.mybrute.com
22. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 27, 2009 1:37 PM
@18
http://img.moronail.net/img/1/7/1417.jpg
23. Turd Ferguson - July 27, 2009 1:53 PM
luke having an orgasim.....exactly how i pictured it not bad
24. Admiral Ackbar - July 27, 2009 4:30 PM
Know what would be awesome? If the artist made a miniature George Lucas to teabag him.
IT'S A TRAP!!!!
25. McCracken - July 27, 2009 7:35 PM
@22 hahahahahaha
26. Daisy - July 27, 2009 7:58 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a completephotoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max was leaving the BBQ joint as PAt Sajack woke up with feet on fire. He smelled moped exhaust and BBQ farts He immediately realized max pranked his feet, and he left his box and made chase. Max's moped was fast but never underestimate the speed of a drug addict. Pat was able to catch up in a few blocks, and stopped Max by picking up his back wheel. Max stopped the motor and tried to reason with Pat. Pat wanted some drugs, and max said I'd like to buy a vowel. Immediately pat put down the tire and mugged for an imaginary camera saying Vowels cost $250. Max kicked him in the nuts and took off again.
27. DICKIEBOY - July 28, 2009 2:39 AM
WTF- THIS IS POSSIBLY THE WORST THING IVE EVER LAID EYES ON. ITS REALLY REALLY SHITE !!!
28. geekofan - July 28, 2009 2:55 AM
check this out >>
http://75684.onodot.com/
29. Jaded Icon - July 28, 2009 6:44 AM
Homemade? I guess it was well intended, but it doesn't look practical like PEW PEW PEW said. But......its Star Wars so I like it.